📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Geraldine]

Wants a facial overhaul.
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There's some additional horror in the comments. Here's the first two.


Some doubtful advice on how to game the system follows.

Did a little digging. Here is the face that would be overhauled.
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Not a bad face and not all that masculine either.
Better than most troons in fact.
What's the poor schnook want? Audrey Hepburn?

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Wants a facial overhaul.
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There's some additional horror in the comments. Here's the first two.
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Some doubtful advice on how to game the system follows.

Did a little digging. Here is the face that would be overhauled.
Link - Archive
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Not a bad face and not all that masculine either.
Better than most troons in fact.
What's the poor schnook want? Audrey Hepburn?

He could always go up to a biker bar and push over a couple harleys, I bet the fine gentlemen there would happy rearrange his face for him

I think you can say that about every troon. But this one is doing an awful job of it. They posted a pic on r/teenagers and someone said:
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I assume this is another MTF trying to pretends he's a cute cis girl? Amazing how all these guys act the same, I'm starting to wonder if there is some kinda trans classes these guys take to all act the same

 

[TyrasGuard]

Everywhere is becoming less trans accepting?It must be those powerful conservative forces making everyone anti trans, and not us targeting children,throwing people in jail,or fired from their job for misgendering,etc.
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They are unable to turn off their political shitflinging for two seconds.

 

[darknation]

Not a bad face and not all that masculine either.
Better than most troons in fact.
What's the poor schnook want? Audrey Hepburn?

Doesn't matter what he wants, what he's going to get is Michael Jackson.

I imagine he wants those fucking cheekbones planed flat. And I guarantee that jaw, when viewed from any other angle than dead-ahead, juts out like a fucking porpoise beak.

 

[CoolFool]

I didn't see this posted, but the ladies at Ovarit actually managed to save a post where "Emily" shared more selfies and also admitted to being trans a month ago:

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I'm glad kiwis saved and uploaded "Emily's" other photos on here, he deleted those posts and some other comments today. They were there this morning when I last checked, now they are gone. He also had a meltdown earlier about people downvoting his comments.

I find his whole story about being a true teenage girl hilarious, for a catfish, he really sucks at it. As if a "real" teenaged girl would be going around giving HRT advice to grown men and e-hugs to troons all day. This is a troon that is so porn sick and coom brained that he can't even come up with a convincing catfish story or use better posing and beauty apps to make a convincing "woman" like so many other catfishes do.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I didn't see this posted, but the ladies at Ovarit actually managed to save a post where "Emily" shared more selfies and also admitted to being trans a month ago:

Why do people even try this, I just don't get what they are gaining from it. Is he feeding his own fantasy about being passing and how he could fool any guy? Or is there something even weirder he's trying to do?

 

[Metal Slime 20x6]

Women who aren't impoverished crack addicts typcially don't have floors that look like whatever that is. Also those are definately man-arms.
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That last picture you sent is just a dude covering his face. How does he expect anyone to believe that he is a woman?

What the fuck is going on with those floorboards? I can’t even tell what substance they’re made from or what that stuff peeling off them is. Barf.

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

What the fuck is going on with those floorboards? I can’t even tell what substance they’re made from or what that stuff peeling off them is. Barf.

When they said our houses in America were made of cardboard I thought it was just hyperbole.

 

[Fapcop]

I’ll count this as an L, since well… If lil’ pooner claims to be a man, we will apply the male standards to her and her clitoris sized “penis”.



LMAO!

“My dick is finally big enough to jerk off between two fingertips!”

The mental image of lil’ pooner sitting there, furiously trying to jerk off her nano penis for some reason makes me LOL.

I don’t know any man who’d post that, even anonymously ffs.

These broads are crazy! A hat tip to my fellow farmer who discovered this subreddit!

 

[stupid frog]

From the replies:

"I'm not sure I would ask makeup tips from people who hate me LMAO!! Besides, I think us Queers, if anything, collectively have goddess tier makeup skills."​

"Collectively" is doing a lot of work in that sentence.

Faggots have to know how to use makeup to the point of altering their face, and women can just enhance what's there. Who is winning?

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I’ll count this as an L, since well… If lil’ pooner claims to be a man, we will apply the male standards to her and her clitoris sized “penis”.

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LMAO!

“My dick is finally big enough to jerk off between two fingertips!”

The mental image of lil’ pooner sitting there, furiously trying to jerk off her nano penis for some reason makes me LOL.

I don’t know any man who’d post that, even anonymously ffs.

These broads are crazy! A hat tip to my fellow farmer who discovered this subreddit!

Wait, can T even grow a clit that big that fast? 3.5 weeks? That's terrifying.

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

Tranny's first warning was also his final warning? Must be transphobia and not the fact that he must've been creating a hell of a hostile work environment. Maybe they have a pattern of that kind of behavior?

Almost got into a fight? Must've been the transphobes starting shit again. Let's dive into the comments to find out.

Damn transphobes and the way that they... "walk aggressively."

You don't look like a bitch you look like man in a dress. And I don't think that's the Jenner that they meant to compare you too.

 

[tZir]

idk what's worse: being compared to the more male-looking KJ (they photoshop kendall to look a bit manly sometimes. weird shit) who's literally useless in anything she does, or being sneakily compared to the troon KIIIINNNNNGGGG who still looks like a transvestite in a crime novel. also, Kendall inherets a lot of her looks from bruce, boy. so, like... either way it's not the compliment you think it is, AGP.

also, being told you look "prettier" than a young woman who botched her natural looks to look like an even slimmer IG baddie-faced hag who got the most expensive surgeries at the cheapest clinic in tijuana isn't the compliment you think it is. Vanessa Paradis? THAT'S a compliment. her botched daughter? THAT is not. seiously, who the fuck let LRD botch herself up like that? must've been daddy on drugs who told her it was ok, IG.

 

[Faceless Whore]

A very rare "IWNBAW"
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We were dating for like 3 months i think he finally got bored. like he was saying stuff like why tf we were dating. and then he said he dont like people with dicks its weird sorry dude he said he was just horny hes not into me. it made me sad i used to ruin my sleep schedule for him but he was just passing time i didnt knew that. i was genuinely happy he used to say stuff like he loves me more than anyone.. whatever i hopes he find a real women and not a fag like me. he lied to me he used to say he wont leave me ever but he did.. he was just texting with me because he couldnt find a girl to talk with so im the closet thing to girl for him thats it. im such a dumbass. i rly want to just kms. no one will ever see me as a women. everyone just think that im a mentally ill fag iwnbaw

 

[Cougar Pump]

What the fuck is going on with those floorboards? I can’t even tell what substance they’re made from or what that stuff peeling off them is. Barf.

The black stuff is carpet adhesive and the circular texture is where some underlay used to be. I do wonder why this person is living in a place where the carpets got torn out and not replaced, and the floor didn't get re-finished. Even povo student accomodation is a notch above that.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

Every single trans person I've ever met or person I've known who's trooned out has done absolutely nothing but reinforce to me that transgenderism is a symptom of deep-seated emotional or mental problems. Not a single troon I have ever met has disabused me of this notion, and I've met a bunch. It's absolutely mind-boggling how emperor's new clothes this whole thing is.

I could have written this myself word-for-word, and I think it's a major point of distinction between trannies and the other groups they try to force-team themselves with. With people of other nationalities, religions, sexualities etc, you typically expect to see bias against them gradually reduce with exposure. It's not a perfect formula of course, but generally the more of them you meet, you realize they're just normal people trying to get through life. They love their moms and pay their taxes, just like you, and you can learn to get along despite your differences.

At least, that's always been my experience - until along came the troons. I started out being skeptical of the idea but sympathetic as a young teen, but then I actually met them, and every single one I met was a lunatic sex pest, raging autist, traumatized CSA victim, cluster B, or some terrible amalgam of them all. They really are a unique group in that acceptance of them often tends to be inversely proportionate to how many of them you've dealt with.

 

[Operation Mincemeat]

I didn't see this posted, but the ladies at Ovarit actually managed to save a post where "Emily" shared more selfies and also admitted to being trans a month ago:
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I'm glad kiwis saved and uploaded "Emily's" other photos on here, he deleted those posts and some other comments today. They were there this morning when I last checked, now they are gone. He also had a meltdown earlier about people downvoting his comments.

I find his whole story about being a true teenage girl hilarious, for a catfish, he really sucks at it. As if a "real" teenaged girl would be going around giving HRT advice to grown men and e-hugs to troons all day. This is a troon that is so porn sick and coom brained that he can't even come up with a convincing catfish story or use better posing and beauty apps to make a convincing "woman" like so many other catfishes do.

The "I'm Just A Girl Who Likes Anime" shirt really gave me a good laugh. They really do have types.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

“My dick is finally big enough to jerk off between two fingertips!”

The mental image of lil’ pooner sitting there, furiously trying to jerk off her nano penis for some reason makes me LOL.

30+ woman discovers how to stimulate her clitoris to climax; is now convinced she's a man.

I'd have thought successfully finding and stimulating the clitoris would prove she's not a man. <ba-dum-tssssh>

 

[TismFarmer]

Lol, even the box to the left of the mirror in the 2nd pic says "man"!

I don't know about the box, but those shoes look pretty 'Massive Teenage Boy Feet' size.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Everywhere is becoming less trans accepting?It must be those powerful conservative forces making everyone anti trans, and not us targeting children,throwing people in jail,or fired from their job for misgendering,etc.
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I really don't care for how people act like they know history because they made something that doesn't make sense up. This would be more like the opposite of the Nazi Playbook.