📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Peaches Demure]

So typical. Acts all tough and tries to be a big, scary man, but the minute backup arrives and the cuffs are on, the feminine cries begin. "The cuffs are too tight! I can't feel my arms! I have carpal tunnel! It huuuuuuurts! Waaaaaah!"

Cry those manly tears, little pooner. Smash those gender stereotypes! Men can cry too!

Its (legal) name was still Amanda. Should've changed it to Hamanda instead. At least it would accurately reflect the truth.

 

[The Noticer]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DPgaMnAC7T0Pooner threatens to burn house down with kids and ex in it. “She’s doing that transition thing.” Gets arrested. The cop misgenders the pooner and laughs at her trying to beat up a grown man “it’s not like she started transitioning in her teens.” This is upstate New York too.

At 8:52 the cops laugh and say "She does look like a frog!"
LMFAO

 

[Evilronald]

At 8:52 the cops laugh and say "She does look like a frog!"
LMFAO

The fact that they knew they could say that and get away with it tells you everything you need to know about upstate New York. I doubt they can find many competent police officers so they got good job security. He was clearly trying to provoke the pooner to attack and easily succeeded. He’s a good cop protecting that family from arson and other shit.

 

[FinnSven]

The fact that they knew they could say that and get away with it tells you everything you need to know about upstate New York. I doubt they can find many competent police officers so they got good job security. He was clearly trying to provoke the pooner to attack and easily succeeded. He’s a good cop protecting that family from arson and other shit.

So what does he call Steamed Hams?

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

less psychologically stable girls started claiming they were akshually boys, so it was fine for them to fetishize gay men because they were one.

"It's OK for me to stare at your chest, I'm a heterosexual!"

 

[Not 6 Foot]

That’s what got an unnerving number of them started. That and Role Playing of the same for fanfics. They used to do that, then sometime in 2014 (when I first noticed it in fandom spaces) it became evil for women to write their smutty yaoi fanfics because it fetishized gay men. Which proved they had never decended into male written gay porno, because it has as much in common with yaoi fanfic as penthouse letters do to bodice ripping romances. Both might describe sex, but they are both WILDLY different in how they do so.

Literally the difference between Ram Ranch and Pride and Prejudice.

 

[hufflemuff]

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1924: I accept my harsh lot in life and will sacrifice and work tirelessly so that my grandkids and their kids have a better future.
2024: "I feel attractive and accomplished" taking it up the pooper even though I physically don't enjoy it

 

[Aunt Carol]

BTW, here’s a rather chipper slide deck from an experienced urologist who has nobly devoted the rest of his career to making weird white floppy things, or what he calls the Mt Everest of transgender surgeries. Lots of awful pictures, but his text on slide 18 made me laugh.

Archived. Slide 18 is funny, especially after all the blood and meat, but this could be a useful thing to have on hand in general. Something to show the kind of people who haven't ever thought about how the sausage is made...

 

[BigUUUU]

Lol she thought she could throw hands

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DPgaMnAC7T0Pooner threatens to burn house down with kids and ex in it. “She’s doing that transition thing.” Gets arrested. The cop misgenders the pooner and laughs at her trying to beat up a grown man “it’s not like she started transitioning in her teens.” This is upstate New York too

Holy shit its Ella Ralph

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DPgaMnAC7T0Pooner threatens to burn house down with kids and ex in it. “She’s doing that transition thing.” Gets arrested. The cop misgenders the pooner and laughs at her trying to beat up a grown man “it’s not like she started transitioning in her teens.” This is upstate New York too.

 

[Gondolindrim]

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I feel like they actually think that they were going to become a real woman from SRS. Maybe the reason they’re so bitter and toxic to everything is the realization they cut their dick off for nothing? Who knows, being a Frankenstein monster would be difficult to bear so only way to handle that is to make others suffer.

That's the really sad part, the trans community portrays transitioning as this cool thing that loads of people are doing and once it's all over you'll have acceptance and friends and cute anime girl body. Then the reality sets in that you're a mutilated nutcase whose in and out of hospitals because the absence of behavior altering drugs will make you kill yourself.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

 

[Inside your walls]

For context, VLONEPREDATOR/Pilgrim is a twitter user that has risen to popularity through making
comedic gimmick posts, where he takes selfies of people (usually women, who post them out of their own volition
on a public website) and raceswaps them for shits and giggles. This is was all considered fun and games until Pilgrim decided to do this gimmick
on a tranny, because trannies after all are sacred cows you can't make fun of.

Tweet | Archive

And thus released the salt mines



It should be noted that the tranny in the OP post did "haha thank God nobody is here to raceswap me",
basically inviting Pilgrim to clown on him.


Also
>1250 days on HRT
>Nothing changes except you get a shitty 80s mullet
I'd rope myself at that point.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DPgaMnAC7T0Pooner threatens to burn house down with kids and ex in it. “She’s doing that transition thing.” Gets arrested. The cop misgenders the pooner and laughs at her trying to beat up a grown man “it’s not like she started transitioning in her teens.” This is upstate New York too.

What did she think would happen? The officers would get scared of how totes heckin manly she was? Appreciate the commitment to collecting criminal charges like commemorative coins

 

[Evilronald]

What did she think would happen? The officers would get scared of how totes heckin manly she was? Appreciate the commitment to collecting criminal charges like commemorative coins

Probably thought that misgendering her would get her a big payout for police brutality. Unfortunately for her: any jury she might get would laugh at the video of her getting beat up by the cops.

 

[DopeAddictKittenV2]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DPgaMnAC7T0Pooner threatens to burn house down with kids and ex in it. “She’s doing that transition thing.” Gets arrested. The cop misgenders the pooner and laughs at her trying to beat up a grown man “it’s not like she started transitioning in her teens.” This is upstate New York too.

If the video ended with one of the cops saying, "Nice bra, big man" it would've been perfect lmao

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

Congratulations on 500 pages of L's. Here's to 500 more.

 

[countrybumpkin]

Spoiler

 

[Tomboy Tuti]

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Now hold up, wait a minute, this aint right. Land whale rights to fuck have been revoked for both men and women.

 

[Evilronald]

Well the troons have revealed a new way to describe themselves “doing womanface” and are clearly bothered by that accurate description. They are working on some sort of comeback and failing.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Yeah guarantee that womanface story never happened. 'You disgrace women with your makeup and clothes' is something a Muslim father would say to his daughter, not a woman disgusted by a gross troon.

I'm sure they all had a pleasant little circlejerk over their latest Literal Genocide™ fanfic though.