📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Celestia's Little Helper]

Lol this subreddit.

https://reddit.com/r/gaytransguys/s/MD9woA6Unq

Lil pooner learns fags don't like suppin puss (powers on regardless).
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Then there's more gross cope just talking about how gay men don't like going down on them bla bla
bi men get a slightly better rap but also clearly just use them for sex.

This is so insane to me. A gay man comes into the comments to speak sympathetically and offer an explanation based on his own slutty, slutty experience, and they get pissed and dogpile him. 5 years ago it was all about kink! Everything is kinky! And now you get blasted for using the word to define your experience with a trans person.

You really can't win with these people. Don't have sex with them? You're a transphobe! Have sex with them? You're a transphobe!

 

[Gengar]

What a fucking tranny ass kissing cuck you are. This IS a fucking man and he will never be anything else because biological sex can never ever ever be changed. If you don't understand this, you are a braindead retard.

Sorry, what? I guess you mistook reading "she's not a man" as me actually saying it, and not me quoting what is being said in the video. Literally nothing I wrote in my post can be misconstrued as me saying that the tranny in the video is a woman.

My entire post was about how the video is extremely different to the regular troons we see here. I didn't even praise the tranny in question, I just said it was refreshing and different. Really, give it another read. I can accept the possibility that my phrasing could be misunderstood, but some of you faggots have your panties so damn twisted that you'll get triggered over someone calling a tranny their preferred pronouns, and that's just as retarded as trannies screeching "IT'S MA'AM!" The only thing you could  possibly think I'm a braindead retard for is using "she", which anyone is very welcome to do so, but I'm more inclined to think you're either exceptionally retarded or severely lacking sleep.

I've been asking myself that same question (and many others) for a very, very long time.

-Do I really want to be a woman, or do I just hate the fact that I'm overweight and not "manly" enough?

-Do I really want to be a woman, or do I just feel like I can never live up to the "ideals" I'm expected to?

-Do I really want to be a woman, or were all my relationships with other males extremely dysfunctional, and I'm just projecting that on myself as self-loathing?

I don't have an answer. I really wish that I did. It would sure make things much easier.

After observing a lot of the detrans and desistor stories, it seems to me that this is actually the most prime time you can talk someone down from the cult. They just need that push to realise that their "dysphoria" is their version of a warped understanding of their lack of self-esteem, hating how they look, etc. Back then they rightfully called it low self-esteem, now they call it gender dysphoria.

This is extremely easy to understand if said tranny looks like a betacuck, is fat, ugly, etc, but I'm going to be honest and say it doesn't really make sense when the troon in question is someone like the WWE athlete posted or some successful corporate CEO. I guess the compulsion to heed it is stronger than the fear of throwing away everything you've worked so hard for, in exchange for something I can't say is at all comparable to the respect and success they had.

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[TruffleSpark]

Based down's women is too tarded to fall for TWAW.

The thing that gets me about this is that there are ways this conflict could easily be avoided. But because troons are narcissists instead of scheduling different shifts or something they have to try and punish this poor woman for daring to notice that the emperor has no clothes.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Chris Chan is an example of this. We can argue about what led to his troonery but imo a big thing was a fear of being the "man" of the house after his dad died.

He didn't seem all that afraid of taking his dad's place to me.

 

[ApeBass]

Literally nothing I wrote in my post can be misconstrued as me saying that the tranny in the video is a woman.

You literally referred to a man as "she", multiple times and stated that he is "down-to-earth" and "genuine" for claiming he's not a man.
Have you considered that you might be "exceptionally retarded", not others?

 

[Golden Face]

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Based down's women is too tarded to fall for TWAW.
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The thing that gets me about this is that there are ways this conflict could easily be avoided. But because troons are narcissists instead of scheduling different shifts or something they have to try and punish this poor woman for daring to notice that the emperor has no clothes.

proof that people with disabilities can still be functioning members of society

good for her! i hope management takes her side.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I've been in a similar situation. Not dilating or laying on the floor, but desperately looking for a clean enough toilet in a crowded airport.
I cannot imagine taking a selfie in such a situation, but I'm not a selfie taker so what do I know.

That asshole kept the handicapped stall occupied for probably an hour or longer, too.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Hey, I recognise her - I actually watch some of her things when they pop up on my feed. Of course she's a walking hulk with tits the distance of a light year, and her older videos look showcase her exceptionally awful wig installs, but if I'm being honest it was a really refreshing thing to see because this was one of the first trannies (if any) that I would reflexively refer by female pronouns - and surprisingly not necessarily because I "respect" her.

"her"
"she's a walking hulk with tits"
"SHE"

but if I'm being honest it was a really refreshing thing to see because this was one of the first trannies (if any) that I would reflexively refer by female pronouns - and surprisingly not necessarily because I "respect" her.

Sorry, what? I guess you mistook reading "she's not a man" as me actually saying it, and not me quoting what is being said in the video. Literally nothing I wrote in my post can be misconstrued as me saying that the tranny in the video is a woman.

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in other news;

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

A serious dilemma.
On the one hand, emitting blood from the dick means gotta see the doc.
On the other hand the dick doc is apt to misgender him. What with, you know, the dick.
A tough call, am I right?

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Sk7eI

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/16m4mko/concerned_about_ejaculation/

Key quote:

I know people will say "go see a doctor" but seeing a doctor about my penis is really triggering because people usually misgender me once they see I have a penis so... double the anxiety. Any advice or help is appreciated, thank you.

Both comments urge him to see the doctor, but my guess is he won't.
Cis people just don't dig the horror of misgendering.

 

[PetiteFeet]

A serious dilemma.
On the one hand, emitting blood from the dick means gotta see the doc.
On the other hand the dick doc is apt to misgender him. What with, you know, the dick.
A tough call, am I right?

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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Sk7eI

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/16m4mko/concerned_about_ejaculation/

Key quote:

Both comments urge him to see the doctor, but my guess is he won't.
Cis people just don't dig the horror of misgendering.

why would the beautiful transwoman go to the doctor, she's just having her very own feminine period!

 

[TruffleSpark]

Cis people just don't dig the horror of misgendering.

"misgendering" is the most first world problems thing imaginable

 

[Autistic Joe]

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And here's that wrestler from a different angle.

Yep, 100% passes. Jawline, hands, all completely feminine.

I'm dying of laughter. Went from a body that most men would kill for to a grotesque clown. Hope it was worth it.

That pic reminded me of these guys. Same energy, and passes about as well.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Colour me sceptical that an experienced IT person can’t get a job in California just because he’s wearing a dress.

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I'm Tired (Vent)

Been living in the car with my partner and our teenage child for nearly 9 weeks now. Was in a motel room for a couple months until we ran out of money in July.

I have been trying to find a job this whole time, but good luck being a woman in IT. When I do get an interview, it's like they want to poke holes in my resume. I mean, my experience is solid, I can run a crew, be a sysadmin and clean up your mdf all in the first day, even save you on the power bill in the fist month.

Instead I am greeted with a quiz like "what kind of cable is this?" or "what does dhcp stand for?" or "how do you get to command prompt on windows?".

WTH I have been in IT for over 20 years and my resume reflects my abilities, but ever since I put my preferred name at the top of my resume, I have all of a sudden become unqualified.

You would think it would be a bit more progressive in Los Angeles, but no. Things are still backwards out here too.

Ending up living in the car has added challenges. Like when I do land an interview I have to figure out how to freshen up and look presentable, I can barely afford gas, let alone a motel room.

It feels like we wouldn't be homeless if I didn't socially transition and the threat from the conservative camp doesn't make it any better.

I feel like I might be forced to go back I to the closet professionally and I don't know if my mental health can handle it.

Oh yeah, being homeless on top of it all makes it worse. People just assume we are on drugs, or drink or smoke cigarettes. The "they did it to themselves" mindset is just horrid. We didn't ask to be at the bottom of society, not allowed to participate. Not even feeling welcome in the lgbtq places because we are dirty and probably smell most the time.

This is what falling through the cracks is. We shouldn't be here, but yet, here we are.

TLDR; Being homeless and Transgender is hard.

Much love to whoever left this comment

COA 1: the purpose of your resume is to get hired. if the name at the top of the resume has to say 'MR Man male masculine' and you have to put boy clothes on to the interview ( also purpose of going is to be hired) in order to get the family out of living in the car...then do that.

COA 2: you and your partner find work, any work, no matter what it is, that will allow you to live in an apt. seek govt assistance since you have a child...public housing, anything you can get. then when things have stabilized, reassess.

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[Potatis Salad]

@monstrous bubo, can't reply to you but here's a video of the lovely "Fiona." (It's only from last year, it looks like shit because he's into vintage VHS.)

And his pic.


EDIT: He's living in his car with one child who is now 13, but he has an older daugher, now 18, who is a pooner. Also claims to have suffered postpartum depression!

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Father’s Day has alway been hard for me, my dad was mostly out of the picture by the time I was 3, only around for birthdays and Christmas. My step dad shamed me into the closet, pretended to love me as a child, and proved otherwise when I grew to be an adult.

My dad passed away a couple years ago, and I haven’t spoke to my mom and step dad since Christmas. I haven’t made an outgoing fathers day call in a couple years, and I don’t miss that. But I have mixed feelings still.

I am 42, I fathered 2 children, and there are moments that I am not proud of. I ended up as a single father with a 2 month old baby when I was 24, I felt the need to nest more than the other parent, so kept my baby, suffered postpartum depression and was even given “Mother’s Day” gifts by mother while my depression and gender role was negatively reinforced by my step dad.

Through my ins and outs of depression I fell in love with my wife (she is lesbian, doesn’t trust men for a reason) had a second child and continued down a road of depression due to our conservative families. The kids I wanted so bad, needed even, were neglected by me when I wouldn’t leave my head.

I have cleaned up my act, I am very involved with my kids, trying very hard to lift them up. My now 17 year old is FTM and starting T soon and my 12 year old is amazingly supportive of both me and his big brother.

I think it’s funny that the first time in years that I feel I actually earned a Father’s Day, I don’t go by “Dad” anymore, and I have to go to a doctors appointment tomorrow anyway. My oldest’s half sister is staying over for a while (her dad is physically abusive and in jail) and she wants to forget Father’s Day. So no grilling just family time and music like any other day.

Just blurting it out, sorry for the word salad, just needed to put my thoughts to text

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EDIT2: The "lesbian" wife is a pooner.

 

[monstrous bubo]

@monstrous bubo, can't reply to you but here's a video of our lovely "Fiona." It's only from last year, he's into vintage VHS.

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And his pic.
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EDIT: He's living in his car with one child who is now 13, but he has an older daugher, now 18, who is a pooner. Also claims to have suffered postpartum depression!
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Father’s Day has alway been hard for me, my dad was mostly out of the picture by the time I was 3, only around for birthdays and Christmas. My step dad shamed me into the closet, pretended to love me as a child, and proved otherwise when I grew to be an adult.

My dad passed away a couple years ago, and I haven’t spoke to my mom and step dad since Christmas. I haven’t made an outgoing fathers day call in a couple years, and I don’t miss that. But I have mixed feelings still.

I am 42, I fathered 2 children, and there are moments that I am not proud of. I ended up as a single father with a 2 month old baby when I was 24, I felt the need to nest more than the other parent, so kept my baby, suffered postpartum depression and was even given “Mother’s Day” gifts by mother while my depression and gender role was negatively reinforced by my step dad.

Through my ins and outs of depression I fell in love with my wife (she is lesbian, doesn’t trust men for a reason) had a second child and continued down a road of depression due to our conservative families. The kids I wanted so bad, needed even, were neglected by me when I wouldn’t leave my head.

I have cleaned up my act, I am very involved with my kids, trying very hard to lift them up. My now 17 year old is FTM and starting T soon and my 12 year old is amazingly supportive of both me and his big brother.

I think it’s funny that the first time in years that I feel I actually earned a Father’s Day, I don’t go by “Dad” anymore, and I have to go to a doctors appointment tomorrow anyway. My oldest’s half sister is staying over for a while (her dad is physically abusive and in jail) and she wants to forget Father’s Day. So no grilling just family time and music like any other day.

Just blurting it out, sorry for the word salad, just needed to put my thoughts to text

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Excellent discovery @Potatis Salad, many thanks. What a clusterfuck of a life. He has my respect for stepping up and being a single father, however, tempered by the pooning out of one child and the car life for the second one. Love that his wife is a “lesbian”.

 

[Positron]

Instead I am greeted with a quiz like "what kind of cable is this?" or "what does dhcp stand for?" or "how do you get to command prompt on windows?".

WTH I have been in IT for over 20 years and my resume reflects my abilities, but ever since I put my preferred name at the top of my resume, I have all of a sudden become unqualified.

Answer those questions with enthusiasm, even though you think those are beneath you. Employers sometimes deliberately ask "surprise" questions to screen people with fragile egos.
But then, given we are talking about a troon, fragile ego is a given and I'm surprised that someone even gave him the time of the day.

 

[Layton Mysteries]

A tranny sperged out about some gay "Anything's Possible" movie having a trans main character but being too forgiving to the transphobes in the film and people not respecting his boundaries. One of the comments is a spark of self awareness when one tranny realises that even "allies" think they are gross.

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I just watched “Anything’s Possible” on Amazon. Does anyone else feel like it’s a trans movie meant for cis people?
by u/SpecterGygax

The entire film felt like a really disingenuous love fest about how great of an ally everyone is. Her mom is super protective and charges through her boundaries like a rhinoceros the entire film but it’s okay because “you’re not a normal girl. You’re an exceptional girl.” Which just felt like another way of calling Kelsa “brave” (something she makes clear at multiple points in the film that she hates). Her boyfriend makes her issues with the school administration go viral on Reddit sparking parking massive outcry and backlash in the school and making her the center of attention for her transness (another thing she explicitly said she didn’t want multiple times) and yet she winds up apologizing to him for being upset.
Even the transphobia in the film is shown as allyship. When a girl falsely claims to have been assaulted in a bathroom and gets Kelsa and her “socialized male energy” banished to an unmaintained gender neutral bathroom (side note fuck the school for saying ‘we have no choice’ you wouldn’t do that to a cis girl that got into a fight) in the basement she comes clean almost immediately (like less than 15 minutes movie time) because she “doesn’t actually think like that” and suddenly it becomes okay. The only transphobe who isn’t given a redemption arc doesn’t even directly interact with her the whole movie and just calls her boyfriend gay a couple times.
Speaking of her boyfriend, the films spends the entire film centering the transphobia around him. She gets harassed, her voice and her wishes go ignored by everyone around her and practically nothing goes we way in the entire film, but we only have a single scene of her being slightly affected by it when she leaves a party early to cry after someone suggests her boyfriend is only dating her for the ‘woke points’ meanwhile he has a full emotional breakdown scene and conversation with his mom because “I’m really tired of being called gay”
Honestly the film could have been a great commentary about overzealous allies speaking over trans voices if it didn’t frame everything as Kelsa overreacting or the boyfriend having long worse struggles.
Also Kelsa didn’t really have any personality besides “trans but wants to be normal” and “likes animals.” Despite being the main character, I think she’s the least developed out of all the main cast.
I give it a 6/10 but only because I refuse to rate anything with positive (though I feel I can barely call it that) representation below a 6.
Sorry for the word vomit. My film appreciation class has ruined my ability to talk about a movie without basically writing an essay.
TL;DR: Anything’s possible is a moderate ally’s wet dream but has nothing of actual substance for trans people.

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And here a commenter hits the nail on the head, most "allies" are forced to pretend they like you to stay out of hot water.

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by u/ProlapsedBlossom
Every cis ally has such a rose tinted interpretation of being trans, they think everything is about identity, and the only hardship we deal with is overt harassment from bigots on the street.
I feel like most people who say they are allies are secretly disgusted by us, but are trying way to hard to mask it.

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This one is self explanatory, a tranny is overconfident about "passing" and realises that people can still tell.

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Got clocked going to the bathroom at an anime convention
by u/Starlooming

My sister and I were shopping the dealer's corner at Momocon and I had to use the restroom. I had her hold my stuff and wait outside while I used the women's, the same one I've been using for the past year. Now I'm pretty confident in my appearance these days, much more so than when I started HRT a year and a half ago. I don't think anyone has clocked me in months. I'm addressed as a woman when I go out, in the workplace, etc.
As I'm going to enter I notice that there's two bathroom attendants(bouncers?) kinda standing in front of the doorways. I slip past and hear the guy say, "oh a boy just went into the girl's room." The lady was like, "no I think that was a woman." It made me very uncomfortable. So I'm waiting in line for a stall to open and the woman follows me in, kinda lingers and stares at me for a bit, and then just leaves.
I do my business completely mortified, wash my hands, and walk out. I couldn't believe this happened to me. I guess maybe I had kind of an androgynous outfit today, but it completely filled my head with dysphoria. I had to leave my sister behind so I could go back to the hotel and cry.

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It is pretty funny this anime con has so many men trying to go into the women's room that they have to station guards at the restrooms. I wonder how many anime cons have to do that, you know lots of trannies and other moids would try to follow cosplayers into the restrooms and be creeps.
As for what OP looks like, here it is:

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[DavidS877]

Answer those questions with enthusiasm, even though you think those are beneath you. Employers sometimes deliberately ask "surprise" questions to screen people with fragile egos.
But then, given we are talking about a troon, fragile ego is a given and I'm surprised that someone even gave him the time of the day.

One thing I've been known to do is not ask "What does DHCP stand for" but "What does DHCP do"

It's not a trick question, but the answer can range from "gives your computer an IP address" to every single detail on how it works, broadcasts, UDP packets, etc. The first answer gets you round-filed, attempting the second answer even if you get details wrong gets you much further.

 

[glass_houses]

The troon and the pooner are living out of their car with a thirteen year old, but it doesn't occur to either of them that their first priority is taking care of their child, not 'muh identity'. Infinite numbers of people all throughout history have pretended to be someone else in order to provide for their family. Jews have pretended to be Christian. X passing insert-minority-here have quietly disavowed their heritage not because of shame, but because they want a better life for their kids than they had growing up. Snitches and their families have disappeared forever overseas or into witness protection. Black sheep have broken away from their families and moved to the next state. Homosexuals and bisexuals have kept it quiet while the kids are still in school. What appeared to be loving married couples have split the second after their last kid loaded up the car to move into the dorms at university.

If shaving and changing the way you dress, and using a gender neutral nickname is what gets a roof over your kid's head, that's what you do. Because that's what pretty much everyone else in the world has to do to get a fucking job anyway, regardless of what they 'identity as'.

 

[Roland TB-303]

If shaving and changing the way you dress, and using a gender neutral nickname is what gets a roof over your kid's head, that's what you do. Because that's what pretty much everyone else in the world has to do to get a fucking job anyway, regardless of what they 'identity as'.

Someone needs to step in and give that child a proper home, CPS or otherwise. A car is not an OK place for 13 year old to be living and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal. If the shame of having a tranny dad doesn’t scar her for life then memories of having a deadbeat loser tranny dad who can’t get a job and forces you to live in a fucking car certainly will.