📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[vomitusdeux]

I refuse to believe "spraying glass cleaner causes dysphoria" chick isn't satire. There's no way you spray glass cleaner then cry because you didn't spray the cleaner manly enough.

 

[goodgrief]

Here is another one of the soon-to-be-divorced 41-year-old's recent posts, text copy-pasted below:

What a gross piece of shit lmao

It's absolutely hilarious imagining this degenerate stuffing himself expecting a tHiCc aSs aNd hiPs. But all that happens is he gets a huge gut like every other flat assed fat middle aged man. At least he'll look pregnant.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

You know for a group of people that claims to know what they are, they sure rely a lot on Google
to help them find answers on how men behave to replicate that.

Minus the angst, this is the sort of thing a method actor might do.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

r/ttttrans will mock “reppers” and detrans and then upvote this stuff.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

You failed in your exercise routine and spent too much time playing Dark Souls and masturbating to porn, that makes you trans

 

[Jarry Seinfelt]

You failed in your exercise routine and spent too much time playing Dark Souls and masturbating to porn, that makes you trans

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Hey, some guys like Dark Souls because it's just grimdark Zelda. Didn't make me consider taking black market estrogen or anything.

And now I'm wondering how many people on gaming forums who sperged out hard about how if you didn't choose female Shepard you're retarded, are trans now. Gotta be at least 2/3.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Hey, some guys like Dark Souls because it's just grimdark Zelda. Didn't make me consider taking black market estrogen or anything.

sorry hon, you are just an egg in denial. Please refer to the following subs to proceed with your indoctrination

 

[Obstagoon]

... "holy fuck that's like Death Valley temperatures" and turns out it's in the Sonoran Desert. It sits alongside the Mojave Desert and Death Valley and is one of the hottest deserts on Earth.

I thought they were just exaggerating for pity bux. Those trannies have balls, who knew!

 

[MetalParakeet]

"I've always been the opposite gender! Science proves my brain functions more like the opposite gender! You don't know my genetics.

Anyway do men eat oatmeal for breakfast? Google won't tell me how to sleep like a male. Halp lol xoxo"

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Am I being terribly mean if I mention that masturbation is a common male sleep aid?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"I've always been the opposite gender! Science proves my brain functions more like the opposite gender! You don't know my genetics.

Anyway do men eat oatmeal for breakfast? Google won't tell me how to sleep like a male. Halp lol xoxo"

I wonder if these kinds of people decide they’re male because they want to be more confident. This lack of self-confidence seems crippling.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I wonder if these kinds of people decide they’re male because they want to be more confident. This lack of self-confidence seems crippling.

Nah that's just the cluster b talking

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I wonder if these kinds of people decide they’re male because they want to be more confident. This lack of self-confidence seems crippling.

Very well could be the case. Most of the FTMs I've known have gone through some type of abuse before and that does that to people.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

A lot to unpack here, but the saddest part is the reply.

 

[Caesare]

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A lot to unpack here, but the saddest part is the reply.

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A lotta dudes have pink, pageboy haircuts. Right???

 

[MuffMonkey]

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A lot to unpack here, but the saddest part is the reply.

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It's darkly hilarious how you can clearly see her baby picture in the background showing us what she looked like before she went down this path

 

[monstrous bubo]

Sophie (cher/dey) rebukes evil terven with a soul-crushing comment.



It does not go well for cher. The whole thing is too long to screenshot but here’s a teaser to entice you to enjoy the lot



link
archive

 

[Forkknifegaymer]

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So I looked up Slab City because my first thought was "holy fuck that's like Death Valley temperatures" and turns out it's in the Sonoran Desert. It sits alongside the Mojave Desert and Death Valley and is one of the hottest deserts on Earth. It also seems that the hippie commune in GTA 5 was based on a nearby art installation called Salvation Mountain:
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Worth a look around on Google Maps, especially the streetview spheres. Lots of weird shit. Here's some fun digital sightseeing I did at these crazy trannies' new home!
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Hey, maybe they'll fit right in.

So slab city is actually something I know a bit about so I can comment on this: this is one of the original anarchist communes in the modern US, founded during the war in Vietnam as a place for all sorts of hippies and draft dodgers it became something of a pilgrimage site for a lot of anarchists. Many people who live there have lived there full time for decades and just deal with the temps.

 

[unctuous mouthfeel]

Slab City is an interesting place but not necessarily a particularly welcoming one, nor do I suspect an especially easy place to live. The conditions are brutal, the comforts are few, and most people who consider living so far from the social contract an appealing lifestyle are not going to be particularly interested in decolonizing the gender binary.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Slab city seems like the perfect place to get randomly stabbed to death by some drugged out vagrant. And with how much maintenance the average axe gash takes, it's a perfect recipe to get sepsis and die in your junk shack. Seems like a really stupid move but these people get their own dick cut off so par for the course.