📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Geraldine]

This is a fabrication. The astounded doctor not knowing until told is proof.

And then everybody in the waiting room clapped.

Just another shared fap fantasy. Complete with a female doctor ass kissing the troon after being fooled by his stupendous passing.

I certainly don't take the whole story at face value, but possibly the bureaucratic waste detail is real.
After all it's just a urine test. And having to take it is affirmation enough. tee hee

 

[OrionBalls]

I certainly don't take the whole story at face value, but possibly the bureaucratic waste detail is real.
After all it's just a urine test. And having to take it is affirmation enough. tee hee

When do the TIFs get to get in on that fun of a prostate exam? Even better, when will the TIMs get painful breast flattening mammograms? I imagine squishing those tubes some of them grow might be quite agonizing.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I can't reply to the post about funny packer stories, but this tumblr one was mentioned and I found it:
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Even if this story was true (it isn't), a pooner flashed a kid in the men's room with a sex toy. That's not funny, that's depraved.

A nostalgic, albeit masochistic part of me is very happy to learn tumblr fake stories are still going strong.
It’s also one of the most feminine things you could post on a website already populated by majority women.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

When do the TIFs get to get in on that fun of a prostate exam?

im not a doctor, but i can provide that service for them if they want the experience.

Even better, when will the TIMs get painful breast flattening mammograms? I imagine squishing those tubes some of them grow might be quite agonizing.

knowing AGPs im sure they would get off to it. the pain is so euphoric and validating. they would treat it like a bondage session.

 

[Geraldine]

When do the TIFs get to get in on that fun of a prostate exam?

8)

 

[Aunt Carol]

knowing AGPs im sure they would get off to it. the pain is so euphoric and validating. they would treat it like a bondage session.

And they'd love occupying the women-only space. A lot of imaging centers have an additional waiting room for mammograms; after the woman strips to the waist and puts on the funky wrap top gown, she waits in the secondary room that's just other women waiting for their turn (or nobody else at all, depending on volume).

Imagine being in the privacy of the tiny mammography waiting room, barely anything covering your chest and already feeling anxious and exposed, brochures about cancer support and women's health magazines and a hulking troon with a wig pulled down to his eyebrows.

 

[SuccubusFeeder]

Lulz

 

[Fapcop]

Gender affirmation leads to bureaucratic waste.
Probably not the worst thing it leads to, but add it to the list.
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Bullshit. Absolute bullshit.

There is no way a doctor who sees hundreds of women each week, would get confused and go “Woah?! You’re TRANS?!”

 

[ScooterL]

How is having a fake cotton penis in your pants in any way affirming of masculinity?

Among actual men, a man who stuffs something in his pants to look like he has a big penis is the butt of the joke. If pooners were actual men, they'd know that.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Bullshit. Absolute bullshit.

There is no way a doctor who sees hundreds of women each week, would get confused and go “Woah?! You’re TRANS?!”

There was only one time I ever bought a trannies story about that. I forget what thread it was in but a troon went to the ER with cramps. Doctor came in to examine them and apparently didn't realize they were a troon and when they looked at the open wound that they call a pussy he screams "Lady what the fuck happened to you?" to which our "Lady" in question tells the doc he's a tranny and the doctor just tells him "Oh it's gas" and sends him home.

 

[bluegenius8585]

I can't reply to the post about funny packer stories, but this tumblr one was mentioned and I found it:
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Even if this story was true (it isn't), a pooner flashed a kid in the men's room with a sex toy. That's not funny, that's depraved.

Isn't that admitting to a Felony

Where is Chris Hansen

 

[cunting season]

Gender affirmation leads to bureaucratic waste.
Probably not the worst thing it leads to, but add it to the list.
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if it comes back positive anyway, he's got ball cancer.

TIM upset because he has the "wrong" kind of autism. I don't know how accurate these autism studies are for both sexes but if they have some truth to them then this is another proof that they don't have "lady brains". Shouldn't their "woman brain" have the "girl type" of autism?
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both genders can have signs of both, this infographic says sweet fuck all.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

both genders can have signs of both, this infographic says sweet fuck all.

It upset a tranny, so the infographic is alright with me.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

less that zero sympathy for women who enable trannies

To an extent I agree, but a lot of times women's "politeness" to Troons is actually our instinct towards not being beaten to death by a large man. Staying married to one is pretty fucking stupid, though.

TIMs get painful breast flattening mammograms?

Shouldn't they? Aren't they at increased risk of breast cancer due to the high levels of exogenous synthetic estrogen they inject?

Among actual men, a man who stuffs something in his pants to look like he has a big penis is the butt of the joke. If pooners were actual men, they'd know that.

Derek Smalls maxxing

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

To an extent I agree, but a lot of times women's "politeness" to Troons is actually our instinct towards not being beaten to death by a large man. Staying married to one is pretty fucking stupid, though.

if it just a rando then i agree. it is the same thing i as a man who carries a gun does when walking down the street and encounter some crazy person. just be polite and move on. avoid confrontations whenever you can.

but the woman in the post was engaged to one and was bending over backwards to affirm him, calling him a beautiful woman and all that. those kinds of women get what they deserve. so as you said, staying married to one, or being engaged to one earns you no sympathy from me. those are the kinds of handmaidens i am talking about, the ones who will date a troon or stay 'besties' with a troon and do everything they can to affirm their nonsense.

 

[monstrous bubo]

knowing AGPs im sure they would get off to it. the pain is so euphoric and validating. they would treat it like a bondage session.

Shouldn't they? Aren't they at increased risk of breast cancer due to the high levels of exogenous synthetic estrogen they inject?

There have been posts in this forum of AGPs feeling super affirmed when told they will need one. The pleasure comes from forcing a female health worker to hold and manipulate their moobs between the plates, and generally play along with the fetish. For those who have not had the pleasure of a mammogram, both you and the health worker are standing quite close to each other as the breast is put between the plates. There’s a lot of touching and physical adjustment. For shorter health workers, a giant hon’s moobs will be harder to get into place as they have to reach up and won’t be able to see the placement as easily. All in all, a grotty experience and those women will not be paid enough to endure it.

 

[AfghanBlue]

There have been posts in this forum of AGPs feeling super affirmed when told they will need one. The pleasure comes from forcing a female health worker to hold and manipulate their moobs between the plates, and generally play along with the fetish. For those who have not had the pleasure of a mammogram, both you and the health worker are standing quite close to each other as the breast is put between the plates. There’s a lot of touching and physical adjustment. For shorter health workers, a giant hon’s moobs will be harder to get into place as they have to reach up and won’t be able to see the placement as easily. All in all, a grotty experience and those women will not be paid enough to endure it.

If they put HRT moobs in that squasher machine, the tissue would probably just be destroyed and would probably just stay like that, lmao.
R/MTF
"my tittes got ruined at the mammogram, what do I do?! "

Flat little flappy dog ears, pushed last their elastic limit.

 

[Dr. Butt]

ach, mein lebensraum

lebensryouiki!

Trannies on the Tinder subreddit always post Ls
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Is this how people trying to fuck talk now?? What is going on with the man here? It's tonal whiplash & I just keep re-reading it and laughing. He's desperate, not picky, but then instantly switches to graphic musing on vagina gouging to the offended pooner? I mean, if it works he's a legend.

 

[Local Farmer]

Apparently girls aren’t supposed to be autistic about Final Fantasy

It’s because we know how it went last time that happened

 

[fenny]

I wonder how my local titty squishers deal with troons. When I took my mom, they politely but firmly told another patient's husband he'd have to wait outside the building, he couldn't even hang out with her filling out forms where everyone still had their clothes on.