🍽️ حلال TranLord - Let me preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking dogs

[HG 400]

I'm gonna preface this by saying that I like gentle missionary sex in a committed relationship with members of the opposite sex, with the lights turned off and smooth jazz in the background. Okay, I gotta say it, maybe I was too hasty with sisterfucker. After seeing Harakudoshi do the exact same thing our previous tumblristas did, I might have prejudged him. And it's beginning to look like I was wrong. Maybe he's just a guy who somehow missed what was happening in this thread and wanted to say "hey, incest isn't as bad as child molesting", and then confirmation bias led me to read too much into his little-sister-oriented fanfiction. I think I may have just accidentally eaten haram, and if so, I apologise sincerely.

Then again, maybe he's just a super-double-secret-tumblr-spy, in which case I'm not sorry at all.

Let's get back to putting the fucking nails in Chained Divinity, yeah? Right now he's trying to hide all the evidence, which is hilarious.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I want to preface this by saying I like the idea of literally fucking the bloody stump of a car accident victim's leg, and...

Oh yeah? Well I think people should be allowed to keep midgets as pets!

Not really.

 

[Truck Rockfort]

I leave this thread for an hour and then I come back to see EVEN MORE FUCKED UP SHIT! What the HELL is wrong with you people!

 

[AnOminous]

You opened up a can of worms.

Please don't try to have sex with those.

I don't often say this, but I actually did choke on my drink on this one. I think you just tried to murder me, like Brianna Wu did to poor Jace.

 

[fishercat]

Reading this thread is like listening to Jeffrey Dahmer talking about why he was compelled to be serial killer necrophiliac pedophile cannibal.

 

[Handsome Pete]

I want to preface this by saying I like the idea of literally fucking the bloody stump of a car accident victim's leg, and...

Oh yeah? Well I think people should be allowed to keep midgets as pets!

Jeez, what's wrong with you people? I'm trying to enjoy some nice wholesome glory hole action, and it's like you want me to go limp or something. I've got a stranger to impress, dammit!

 

[Nuclear U-boat Admiral]

So, any guesses as to who's next? I vote vore enthusiasts.

 

[HG 400]

So, any guesses as to who's next? I vote vore enthusiasts.

@Null

 

[XH 502]

Sweet Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, you guys, why the fuck does this keep happening to the thread? Hasn't it suffered enough?

Let's get back to putting the fucking nails in Chained Divinity, yeah? Right now he's trying to hide all the evidence, which is hilarious.

Is he deleting fucking everything? That would be a shame, because I want to see what kind of a flimsy response he concocts in an attempt to rebut the points in my last post.

 

[HG 400]

archive.today

What you put on the internet stays on the internet.

 

[Shiala]

What. The. Hell.

This thread never stops going, it just gets worse and worse.

Can we expect the necrophiliacs to show up or something worse?

 

[Afinepickle]

So Chained Pedo is deleting fucking everything?

Well, that's not incriminating at all...

 

[fishercat]

My money's on the horsefuckers.

 

[XH 502]

My money's on the horsefuckers.

 

[Night Terror]

this FUCKING thread

 

[EI 903]

Somewhere on Tumblr, there's a wannabe /i/ 'general' wondering why xir World War 1-esque strategy of sending one freak in at a time in single file isn't working.

 

[XH 502]

Somewhere on Tumblr, there's a wannabe /i/ 'general' wondering why xir World War 1-esque strategy of sending one freak in at a time in single file isn't working.

Oh my god, guys, we're Russia in the winter.

 

[fishercat]

Somewhere on Tumblr, there's a wannabe /i/ 'general' wondering why xir World War 1-esque strategy of sending one freak in at a time in single file isn't working.

 

[pickletickle]

Spoiler

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Somewhere on Tumblr, there's a wannabe /i/ 'general' wondering why xir World War 1-esque strategy of sending one freak in at a time in single file isn't working.

If you jinx this and we get 100 weirdos coming in at once, I'm going to be very upset.