Touhou Community

[Rango Dango]

alright i will indulge in feeding the troll

How long did it take you to complete the game 1cc on hard? Few hundred tries? Thousand? Hundred-thousand? Give me some numbers to work with here.

touhou 8 is literally the easiest game in the series nigga!!!!!

 

[anliteralidiot]

How long did it take you to complete the game 1cc on hard? Few hundred tries? Thousand? Hundred-thousand? Give me some numbers to work with here.

....you didn't even fight mokou did you lol

 

[Reddit Refugee]

Hey. What fucking skill issue do I have? Heres a video of me 1cc touhou 8 on hard first try, and you telling me i have a skill issue?

Fucking skill issue my ass.mp4

where's the rest of the video?

 

[Core i7-3770K]

I think there is something wrong with my copy of Touhou 6.9

 

[Foxgirl_Serviceman]

Touhou 6 EOSD 1cc first try hard difficulty.
I like making these replays.

 

[ScarletDevil]

It's over...

 

[Montergeant]

DSP's stream got Touhou Hijacked yesterday. Too lazy to clip but the link starts at the time stamp. Maybe we could try to convince him to play the remake. He would either say yes and crash out while playing it, or not play it and crash out when explaining why.

 

[Book Thief]

DSP's stream got Touhou Hijacked yesterday. Too lazy to clip but the link starts at the time stamp. Maybe we could try to convince him to play the remake. He would either say yes and crash out while playing it, or not play it and crash out when explaining why.

He'd most-likely just turn on the new infinite lives feature and say that anyone who wants to see him "struggle" against an "outdated" game is just a no-life-loser.

That, or he'd just abstain from the game entirely because the game has girls and girls have cooties.

 

[Captain Quazar]

That, or he'd just abstain from the game entirely because the game has girls and girls have cooties.

I wonder which Touhou girl DSP would most resonate with.

 

[Montergeant]

He'd most-likely just turn on the new infinite lives feature and say that anyone who wants to see him "struggle" against an "outdated" game is just a no-life-loser.

That, or he'd just abstain from the game entirely because the game has girls and girls have cooties.

Yeah Im worried the all female cast will turn him off. But they are not scantily clad either...

I wouldnt be surprised if he hates shmups in general though.

 

[Book Thief]

I wonder which Touhou girl DSP would most resonate with.

Probably the fandom interpretation of Reimu, since she's often depicted as a beggar who demands donations to her shrine. Though he's really more like canon Joon and Shion, who are scam artists that are notoriously bad with the money they earn, dressing like they're rich all the while being dirt-poor.

I wouldnt be surprised if he hates shmups in general though.

I mean, who knows, maybe someone can convince him to play one of the fighting games, but that would require him to understand how use THCRAP to get the game patched into English, and we all know that "click a few buttons, navigate to the folders the games are installed in, click a few more buttons" is a monumentally arduous task for the pig-roach.

 

[Valstrax]

I wonder which Touhou girl DSP would most resonate with.

Probably the fandom interpretation of Reimu, since she's often depicted as a beggar who demands donations to her shrine. Though he's really more like canon Joon and Shion, who are scam artists that are notoriously bad with the money they earn, dressing like they're rich all the while being dirt-poor.

I think Seija would also be a good pick, since she dislikes what people likes. Who's to say that she sucks at videogames and complains about it like DSP?

 

[Core i7-3770K]

I wonder which Touhou girl DSP would most resonate with.

Fanon Kaguya, because he's also an unkillable NEET.

 

[Valstrax]

Fanon Kaguya, because he's also an unkillable NEET.

 

[Captain Quazar]

DSP's stream got Touhou Hijacked yesterday. Too lazy to clip but the link starts at the time stamp.

I don't see the time stamp.

 

[Book Thief]

I don't see the time stamp.

If for whatever reason the time stamp doesn't work on your end, it's at 1:52:33.

 

[Montergeant]

but that would require him to understand how use THCRAP to get the game patched into English

Antinomy of common flower is translated to english according to steam. Unless im misunderstanding things. But I see a checkmark under subtitles for english.

Also it will be IMPOSSIBLE to make him download something off the internet randomly. He's too paranoid. So Thcrap is out the window, I'm afraid.
If they release a demo for the remake, I will bug him off with it when he'll make another stream where he tests random games on Steam.

 

[Foxgirl_Serviceman]

I found an awesome toohoo Tom and Jerry animation parody, but then it was ruined by one of the characters getting their clothes shot off. It was really cute until it became not cute, like come on man.
So heres a Cirno dying from a cig, rip. Song encapsulates my mood when that Tom and Jerry animation ruined itself.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I found an awesome toohoo Tom and Jerry animation parody, but then it was ruined by one of the characters getting their clothes shot off. It was really cute until it became not cute, like come on man.

You mean the Mystia and Youmu cartoon? Isn't that the clothes gag from the same cartoon? It's a really common one in old looney tunes.

 

[Foxgirl_Serviceman]

You mean the Mystia and Youmu cartoon? Isn't that the clothes gag from the same cartoon? It's a really common one in old looney tunes.

I mean sure, its common, but then i see the "most replayed" section is Mystia (which is you, btw. Imagine you getting your clothes shot off, fucked up innit) getting her clothes shot off