TORRID TRY-ON HAUL!!!!! MARCH 2019 3/5/19 - Bedsheet galore.

[Triple S Rank]

Her body looks like a monster

Yep that's why she likes dinosaurs so much. It's almost like she's cosplaying a Triceratops or one of the other bulbous ones lol. Dedication to getting large for the role that surpasses Daniel Day Lewis' method acting .

Just a dainty herbivore dinogorl

 

[Very Honest Content]

Her body looks like a monster

Yes, a bingemonster.

(Showing myself out now, simmer down.)

 

[FitBitch]

"Size 6" she says without a hint of understanding that it means XXXXXXL. Vanity sizing drives me crazy it makes it so hard for anyone to find properly fitting clothes without multiple try-ons. Amber gets around it by buying the largest possible stretchy spandex whale tarps, meanwhile I'm swimming in pair of adult "small" leggings right now. I don't say this to powerlevel, I'm just frustrated that clothes marked small are made for not smalls who want an ego boost. Amber getting to call her clothes a size 6 instead of a 30 gives her the same effect.

 

[8008135]

"Size 6" she says without a hint of understanding that it means XXXXXXL.

An interesting post from the comment section on that topic. Can't speak to its validity, though.

 

[JambledUpWords]

"Size 6" she says without a hint of understanding that it means XXXXXXL. Vanity sizing drives me crazy it makes it so hard for anyone to find properly fitting clothes without multiple try-ons. Amber gets around it by buying the largest possible stretchy spandex whale tarps, meanwhile I'm swimming in pair of adult "small" leggings right now. I don't say this to powerlevel, I'm just frustrated that clothes marked small are made for not smalls who want an ego boost. Amber getting to call her clothes a size 6 instead of a 30 gives her the same effect.

What if one day, plus size is the norm and are the “regular” sizes, and the straight sizes are all in negative numbers? For instance, 2x would just be a 2, but a size 2 would be something like -8. Then, stores could stop selling straight sizes except in specialty stores. People like Big Al would feel even more normal!

 

[Masta]

That's how we know this video is old, there's no way Amber could squat for even one second nowadays unless it was squatting down to sit atop pillow mountain. Great sleuthing, gorl!

I like how your first instinct is to squat atop pillow mountain rather than a toilet, so we can agree she shits herself.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

An interesting post from the comment section on that topic. Can't speak to its validity, though.

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Unless they're talking specifically about where they work, or torrid, that's definitely not true at all.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

From watching MSHPL, that area under there can start to chafe and darken.

and fester

 

[EH 110]

An interesting post from the comment section on that topic. Can't speak to its validity, though.

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I've never heard of size 0X. Doesn't it go from XL to 1X, 2X, 3X, etc.? And aren't XXL and 2X the same? "Hot Tea" sounds like an idiot.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I've never heard of size 0X. Doesn't it go from XL to 1X, 2X, 3X, etc.? And aren't XXL and 2X the same? "Hot Tea" sounds like an idiot.

I think so..? LG --> XL/1X --> XXL/2X etc. Seems to work that way.

 

[Twinkie]

No one who is a legit size 6 is going to pick up a Torrid size 6 without realizing something's amiss. No need to try it on to figure that out

 

[aerostar88]

Albert's enormous arms look like they weigh 200 elbees each.

Genuine thought here, how much do you think big AL's arms weigh a piece?

 

[Rotogravure]

What if... we're still getting pre-recorded videos...

I admit I actually went to the Torrid site yesterday, because I thought the hoodie might be a nice comfy one I could get cheap in a big size to wear around the house. I couldn't find a trace of it, or a couple other pieces of the clothes Amber got, which makes me think this is definitely older than we're being led to believe.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

OMG look how dark her armpit is. Makes her knuckles look mildly afflicted by the beetus.

Oh shit, I thought it was armpit hair. Either way, fucking gross!

 

[FrownyFace]

I admit I actually went to the Torrid site yesterday, because I thought the hoodie might be a nice comfy one I could get cheap in a big size to wear around the house. I couldn't find a trace of it, or a couple other pieces of the clothes Amber got, which makes me think this is definitely older than we're being led to believe.

Here's the moon sleeve hooded shirt.

Super Soft Black Moon Sleeve Hoodie

A pullover hoodie is made from a higher quality rayon that's exceptionally soft and has a lived-in feel. Super Soft fabric V-neck Attached hood Long sleeves; moon cycle graphic Shirttail hem CONTENT + CARE Rayon/spandex Wash cold; line dry Imported plus size sweater SIZE + FIT...

www.torrid.com

 

[FitBitch]

No one who is a legit size 6 is going to pick up a Torrid size 6 without realizing something's amiss. No need to try it on to figure that out

No, it was more a rant about how vanity sizing makes clothes shopping in general inconvenient. When pants that are labeled "small" are too big for a small. For sure six of me could fit in an Amber shirt.

 

[497]

What if one day, plus size is the norm and are the “regular” sizes, and the straight sizes are all in negative numbers? For instance, 2x would just be a 2, but a size 2 would be something like -8. Then, stores could stop selling straight sizes except in specialty stores. People like Big Al would feel even more normal!

isn't torrid clothes already like that? their size 00 says m/l but it's more like a xl in regular sizes.

 

[Rotogravure]

Here's the moon sleeve hooded shirt.

Super Soft Black Moon Sleeve Hoodie

A pullover hoodie is made from a higher quality rayon that's exceptionally soft and has a lived-in feel. Super Soft fabric V-neck Attached hood Long sleeves; moon cycle graphic Shirttail hem CONTENT + CARE Rayon/spandex Wash cold; line dry Imported plus size sweater SIZE + FIT...

www.torrid.com

Thank you!

 

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[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Big Ham looks like the god-damn meteorite that killed the fucking dinosaurs in that shirt.