TORRID TRY ON HAUL!!!! 12/19/18

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Big Al’s Looks: :islamic::islamic::islamic: ahead

Look #1- Pink Bubblegum Bonanza

In this look, Al is seen wearing a pink, flowy dress, which surprisingly actually fits. Here, Al is trying her best to impersonate chewed up bubblegum and is succeeding. This look was also seen when Big Al went to celebrate Becky’s 28th Birthday

Look #2- The Pug Life

In this look, we see Amber showing off her assets in a pug-adorned sweater. Perfect for staying indoors (since that’s all Amber does), this sweater is also useful in keeping yourself warm during a late-night binge.

Look #3- Take a Bow

In this look, Al is showing off another sweater. It fits just like the pug one, and brings out every curve and crevice that she has. This look is possibly paying homage to when Big Al donned bows in her hair, in which she claims that men couldn’t control themselves and started hitting on her (according to Big Al herself)

Look #4- Red Velvet Cake with Chocolate Heart

This look is where Al tries her best to impersonate red velvet cake. With her very white arms, it looks as though it’s the cream cheese frosting to top off this delicacy. Paired with a chocolate heart purse, she looks delectable. Obviously, Big Al wants to wear this with a cardigan.

Bonus look- Circus Rings

She wears a size ten ring. Al says in this video she stopped wearing rings for some reason and doesn’t know why (it’s probably her weight gain). The rings are great at showing off just how big her fingers are.

 

[Pikapool]

Lol that thumbnail looks like someone's back is acting up

 

[MasterDisaster]

It's like stuffing playdoh into doll clothing.

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

That thumbnail makes her look like a can of biscuit dough popping open ... I'm patiently awaiting the run-down

 

[Arrested For YT Crimes]

Ah yes, just as we predicted, she’s gonna film her videos for the week all in one day, then spend the other six days stuffing her face and totally not being bedbound

 

[ricecake]

How Torrid thinks the pink dress should fit someone. This is the "4." What would you say? This woman weighs a good 250-300 lbs. less than AL?

The lining doesn't even cover Amber's fupa. So much for wearing dresses as dresses, huh.

 

[Pikapool]

"pointy finger"Moby Dick it's called the index finger a re.tarded grade schooler can tell you that

"Putting on clothes it's a workout for me"and that's not a wake-up call?! Putting on clothes it's one of the easiest things ever

 

[carolburnett]

Hm. That black purse, talking about how cute a black cardigan would look with her Christmas dress. Are the black matte nails and break up imminent?

 

[PiggyPie]

Another tent try on? No thanks, gorl.

 

[AJ 447]

Gorl, your whole body is a problem area.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

He fingers are not nearly as big as you would expect for someone her size. Really, totally. They are really dainty for how big she is. Yes Amber, I see now. The rings just did not all fit properly because you are retaining an eensy bitsy of water, and it also caused some minor weightgain.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

It's weird how her second pair of tits are bigger than her first.

 

[PrincessOfPink]

The way she pinches and pulls on clothing in her try on videos makes me so irrationally angry.

 

[Masta]

She says she doesn’t need a cardigan on the pink dress(shirt), but we can still clearly see that large abomination.

 

[Mangy Mutt]

The way she pinches and pulls on clothing in her try on videos makes me so irrationally angry.

Was gonna say the same shit. Does she think it hides her rolls any better? Still as delusional as ever.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

"My one problem is that roll here"

Jesus, gorl. Your rolls have merged into one megaroll on your midsection.

 

[chicken wings]

Was gonna say the same shit. Does she think it hides her rolls any better? Still as delusional as ever.

Ah the quintessential Fatman's Pinch.

 

[fat]

Her fingers are swollen in the same way her entire body is swollen... and Jesus the "fit" of that bulldog sweater. Fucking yikes.

 

[chicken wings]

Is that just a roll or her boobs. She's so squishy I can't tell anymore.

 

[Xenomorph]

If she's doing her nails they are on the skids.

Also how does a fat roll gain a nipple?