TORRID TRY ON HAUL!!!!!! 09/16/18

[Strine]

Have you seen her Vienna Sausage fingers? She couldn't ever sew.

The delicacy involved in hand sewing does favour non-obese hands, but she could just use large kneedles/thread or a machine - how something is sewn is ultimately the decision of the seamster. She could also knit. Her hands might be shaped like lobster claws but they're small, which is helpful. I'd say the beetus nerve damage will present more problems in this ledger than her digital dimensions.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Have you seen her Vienna Sausage fingers? She couldn't ever sew.

Amongst the plethora of poverty porn I have consumed, I've seen a woman with multiple fingers missing from each hand work as a seamstress in a sheltered workshop.

I therefore do not accept that Amber's Polish- sausage sized digits present a meaningful barrier to sartorial triumph.

 

[Twinkie]

... poverty porn???

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

... poverty porn???

Any reality show that shows the daily lives of people on government welfare. British productions are the trashiest and therefore the best. Try 'Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole', which is the glittering rhinestone in the poverty porn crown.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

She could also knit.

This would involve some effort and possibly a little soreness in her hands as they got used to the movements. It's possible she could overcome her glove hands being an issue but I don't see her applying herself to learning a new skill. She can't even bother to learn how to read a recipe to add some variety to her slop.

 

[Strine]

She can't even bother to learn how to read

You could have stopped there. I agree though: she has an almost incredible aversion to learning. This is our writer gorl who doesn't read novels that aren't meant for teenage gorls, our chef gorl who prepares inedible "original" dishes instead of following a recipe, our poet gorl who literally doesn't read any poetry at all and never has. If she took up knitting it would culminate in a few inches of a scarf in hideous pinks and purples with mangled tension and dropped stitches, which she would tote for the camera saying "look how cute!" and then never look at again.

 

[Hanzo Shimada]

pretty sure wearing white to a wedding is really frowned upon. I'd love to watch the bride of the wedding she attends kick her 500 pound ass out of the venue and then she just accuses the bride of fat shaming or some shit

 

[CindyChafe]

Any reality show that shows the daily lives of people on government welfare. British productions are the trashiest and therefore the best. Try 'Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole', which is the glittering rhinestone in the poverty porn crown.

fftopic:

Oh man I can’t get enough of those. There are some good ones based in the Southern USA. Cops and Live PD and such. Anything to do with following around law enforcement really. Shows about addicts. “Black Tar Heroin” is a documentary made in the 90s about heroin addicts in San Francisco.

It seems like you really need to fuck up badly and multiple times to become homeless in England, there seems to be a benefit allowance for all sorts of things...

Mmmh poverty Mmmhhh.

Sorry.

 

[Attraction Slime]

She says she's bought ten more torrid dresses. Ten. They run between $40-70 each. I'm baffled, where is this money coming from?

 

[Twinkie]

She says she's bought ten more torrid dresses. Ten. They run between $40-70 each. I'm baffled, where is this money coming from?

From her job, youtube

 

[andywhorehol]

She says she's bought ten more torrid dresses. Ten. They run between $40-70 each. I'm baffled, where is this money coming from?

Amber makes 11k monthly off her youtube Adsense revenue

 

[Attraction Slime]

That's.... depressing.

 

[my600lbfuneral]

That's.... depressing.

it really is when she spends all that money on crap. she could use that money to experience new things, new places, new food but she wastes it on trips to walmart, the cheesecake factory and shitty fast food. even the dresses she buys, it's not like there's really any special occasion for her to wear them for. her quality of life is shit because of her size and she uses this money to make herself even bigger and lazier...

 

[Guardsman42]

it really is when she spends all that money on crap. she could use that money to experience new things, new places, new food but she wastes it on trips to walmart, the cheesecake factory and shitty fast food. even the dresses she buys, it's not like there's really any special occasion for her to wear them for. her quality of life is shit because of her size and she uses this money to make herself even bigger and lazier...

Her ability to experience new things probably stopped about 200 pounds back when she stopped fitting into cars, trains, and planes can't actually fit her on them remember?

That and the Beetus killing her nerve endings.

 

[Malibougie]

I think the reason that she still wears these old, worn out leggings isn't that she can't find anything that fits her, it's that she genuinely sees no problem with the whole affair. Now, obviously she's not going to be able to walk in to any random store in Bumfuck, KY and find dainty gorl sized leggings, but the internet is a magical place and she's technologically savvy/fiscally able enough to make it happen. I think she's just a nasty bitch and has no problem wearing stretched out leggings with holes that you know get washed maybe once a month.

I think she continues to wear them is because she never sees them due to the dimensions and overhang of her gut.

I dont think she ever puts them off, she is in them 24/7. How would take off let alone put on any trousers with those deformed ball legs?

She is mostly pantless at home. She covers herself with a filthy blanket

Can you imagine the river that would form from Amber's legs if you applied a pressure stocking to them?

In all seriousness she should be investing in those or she's in for a world of hurt.

She could simply have Beck bandage wrap then. I imagine there bed already imagine that their bed smells like musty sweat and urine. What’s the harm in adding a little lymphedema juice to the mix?

 

[Attraction Slime]

I'm new to the world of ALR, I assume she's giving money to her gf, but even then, how much could dinner out most nights be costing? How is she able to spend $300+ per day?

 

[Dutch Courage]

I'm new to the world of ALR, I assume she's giving money to her gf, but even then, how much could dinner out most nights be costing? How is she able to spend $300+ per day?

I doubt she spends that much. Cheesecake Factory is her priciest feeding trough, but that should work out to $30 per person. I would estimate the Mexican buffet to be more like a $12 per person place. $20 at Taco Bell would sate her for a few hours.

It is impossible to come up with a price without checking the receipts, but I reckon her food costs are around $1500-$2000 a month, maybe a couple of hundred more. I doubt the rent on that ramshackle Kentucky house is very high. Aside from her Torrid junk, she spends most of her money on dollar-store and Walmart clearance junk.

If she makes $4K a month on YouTube, she can live this lifestyle indefinitely, until the hand of God intervenes.

She claims she makes $10K a month, a figure a lot of people seem to take at face value and believe, despite her impeccable track record of lying and overestimating or underestimating numbers. She stresses out about prices of things. Social Blade puts her maximum earning potential at $6.8K a month, which would cover everything nicely until she has to pay for medical treatment. Few people make Social Blade's maximum figure; $4K is a lot more likely. In Kentucky, it takes you twice as far as it would in a major city.