TORRID TRY ON HAUL!!!!!! 09/16/18

Granted, those lymphedema sleeves are, for all intents and purposes, medical garments.

Shame they don't make pants ... those balloon legs need a good squeeze.
They do make them, according to a quick Google search. Leggings even. Some athletes use them as well, but they come in a bunch of different sizes and styles--maybe even big enough for Amberlynn? I wonder how much weight she would lose from swelling alone wearing compression garments.
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They have a larger cup size but not band size. Amber has a huge band size and relatively small cup size to her body mass.



I will never get over how she has to rock back and forth just to pivot and she can barely bend her knees.

The lumps on Amber's front remind me so much of Zoidberg sans shell. It's probably been mentioned before but it's so uncanny.

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True, but you can get 20 bra extenders for $10. https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=bra+extenders Even Amber isn't big enough that she'd need the bra plus 20 band extenders (which seem to be about 3 to 4 inches each). Same thing with what people mentioned with clothes, she can get clothes made for the super morbidly obese...there are boutiques and sites that cater to that size, yet she doesn't bother. She doesn't seem to care, honestly.

https://www.google.com/search?q=my+...6MTdAhUEF6wKHWO6AVwQ_AUIDygC&biw=1015&bih=616

My 600lb Life participants wearing even jeans, black tights (her obv. go-to), shorts, and leggings. Some of them are obviously not rich and don't make a fraction of what she claims to.
 
True, but you can get 20 bra extenders for $10. https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=bra+extenders Even Amber isn't big enough that she'd need the bra plus 20 band extenders (which seem to be about 3 to 4 inches each). Same thing with what people mentioned with clothes, she can get clothes made for the super morbidly obese...there are boutiques and sites that cater to that size, yet she doesn't bother. She doesn't seem to care, honestly.

https://www.google.com/search?q=my+...6MTdAhUEF6wKHWO6AVwQ_AUIDygC&biw=1015&bih=616

My 600lb Life participants wearing even jeans, black tights (her obv. go-to), shorts, and leggings. Some of them are obviously not rich and don't make a fraction of what she claims to.
The way Amber's fat is on her, I still question the structural strength of any bra extenders. Just saying.
 
Sewing would be a great hobby for her to learn. It's something she could sit and do. She could learn to alter clothes or even sew her own tops and pants. The only problem is she isn't capable of learning.
That's actually great advice in general. It would keep her hands busy and she wouldn't be the first person to use that as a way to break an addiction by simply keeping themselves occupied. Of course, she could be keeping her hands busy with her 50 bajillion journals, but apparently that's a no go as well.
 
True, but you can get 20 bra extenders for $10. https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=bra+extenders Even Amber isn't big enough that she'd need the bra plus 20 band extenders (which seem to be about 3 to 4 inches each). Same thing with what people mentioned with clothes, she can get clothes made for the super morbidly obese...there are boutiques and sites that cater to that size, yet she doesn't bother. She doesn't seem to care, honestly.

https://www.google.com/search?q=my+...6MTdAhUEF6wKHWO6AVwQ_AUIDygC&biw=1015&bih=616

My 600lb Life participants wearing even jeans, black tights (her obv. go-to), shorts, and leggings. Some of them are obviously not rich and don't make a fraction of what she claims to.

I get that. My point was you can't compare the sorrow that is Amber's breasts with those of a porn star who is skinny with implants. I believe the person I replied to mentioned they were male so likely doesn't know the ins and outs of bra sizing.

Sewing would be a great hobby for her to learn. It's something she could sit and do. She could learn to alter clothes or even sew her own tops and pants. The only problem is she isn't capable of learning.

For her, it would be easy enough to learn how to sew a bed sheet into a muumuu. Just a couple seams up the side, cut a hole for her head and hem that, and she's on her way to a new wardrobe!
 
I get that. My point was you can't compare the sorrow that is Amber's breasts with those of a porn star who is skinny with implants. I believe the person I replied to mentioned they were male so likely doesn't know the ins and outs of bra sizing.



For her, it would be easy enough to learn how to sew a bed sheet into a muumuu. Just a couple seams up the side, cut a hole for her head and hem that, and she's on her way to a new wardrobe!
I think it was me who started it. But legitimately at the size she is wouldn't the bra extenders just fail due to the stress on them? Bras generally..well maybe it's the girls I've known, but they seem cheaply made, like wouldn't it just not hold together at her size with out special design consideration?
 
I think it was me who started it. But legitimately at the size she is wouldn't the bra extenders just fail due to the stress on them? Bras generally..well maybe it's the girls I've known, but they seem cheaply made, like wouldn't it just not hold together at her size with out special design consideration?

This will likely give me power level ratings but whatever... I guess I don't know much about extenders. I don't know any ladies in my life that need them either. My experience with bras is the underwire snapping more than anything else. For that reason, I don't bother buying expensive ones but I don't spring for the cheapest shit I can find either.

I really think Amber should just quit the bra altogether. She could just wear that hardworking tank top for a little support and go with it. No one will notice she isn't wearing one because they will be too busy staring at all her other lumps.
 
Return Of The Bra - A Ballad Of A Suffering Undergarmet

It's me kiwis, I'm back! By gum!
I bet you thought you'd lost me to The Thumb,
Our gorl was away, was she cooking some slop?
Of course not people, she would online shop,
My cups twitched in excitement was today the day?
She'd by a new bra and then throw me away?
Of course she wouldn't pull such an obvious stunt,
Not with those sale shirts to stretch over her gunt!
So I'm still here gorls! Way up by her neck fat,
My band is black and my straps they do stink,
Time to retire me don't y'all think?
But just like the leggings and the dainty Walmart flats,
We're hear forever containing all of her fats,
Her hooves, her hocks and each back, side and front tit,
We're old and worn out and we smell like shit,
We watch our gorl scoff and scoff,
Doomed for enternity, never to come
Off.
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Sewing would be a great hobby for her to learn. It's something she could sit and do. She could learn to alter clothes or even sew her own tops and pants. The only problem is she isn't capable of learning.
Have you seen her Vienna Sausage fingers? She couldn't ever sew.
 
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