TORRID DRESSING ROOM TRY ON + HAUL!!!!!! - 7/27/18

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Why is she still keeping up this charade? Didn’t she restart WW when she was under 500, now she’s vouching for it 20+ pounds later?
 
A Plea From Beanbaggerlynn's Bra


Today our gorl took me to Torrid,
I'm sorry y'all had to see something so horrid,
I got excited farmers and thought this was it!
She'd surely buy something else to support each saggy tit,
Yet here I still am at one with her chest,
Doomed to be sucked in and never to rest,
I remember the days I used to support her tits,
Now I'm stuck up here under her pits,
I see each style floral, grandma or goth,
How does she put me on? Easy, she never takes me off.
 
I absolutely cannot get over how her bra fits her. The clasp is like three inches below where her neck should start. It's easily a foot higher in the back than it is in the front.

I know there are so many components involved in why a person gets as fat as AL but it will never stop surprising me how much discomfort they are willing to endure to be able to eat shitty food in mass quantities. That bra has to be beyond uncomfortable. It looks torturous on a Torquemada scale. That sounds melodramatic or hyperbolic until you consider how tight it must be to ride up so high in the back. It's cutting into her skin and fat and essentially serving as a tourniquet bisecting her shoulders and torso. She can barely breathe as it is. With that thing on it must feel like a giant hand is crushing the life out of her.

She's dirty. She gets bruises because she can't sit in a car seat properly. She pants when she talks. Her toenails look like those of a 90-year-old woman. She's thirsty all the time. She's being crushed under all that weight and sleeps sitting up. And her bra is something the Inquisition could have used to break ribs or the spine. She's not felt truly well in a long time - she's forgotten what a life without continual discomfort or pain feels like, so it's not the same as if we all woke up one day and had to face all of this. But it's still staggering to realize she feels all this misery is worth basic bitch chain restaurant meals several times a day.

Again, I laugh at her I also realize I am watching a suffering woman eat herself to death. Her choice to make but it's sobering to realize she's monetizing her complete loss of dignity and slow descent into the grave.
 
Dog Prom 3D dijo:
I absolutely cannot get over how her bra fits her. The clasp is like three inches below where her neck should start. It's easily a foot higher in the back than it is in the front.

I know there are so many components involved in why a person gets as fat as AL but it will never stop surprising me how much discomfort they are willing to endure to be able to eat shitty food in mass quantities. That bra has to be beyond uncomfortable. It looks torturous on a Torquemada scale. That sounds melodramatic or hyperbolic until you consider how tight it must be to ride up so high in the back. It's cutting into her skin and fat and essentially serving as a tourniquet bisecting her shoulders and torso. She can barely breathe as it is. With that thing on it must feel like a giant hand is crushing the life out of her.

She's dirty. She gets bruises because she can't sit in a car seat properly. She pants when she talks. Her toenails look like those of a 90-year-old woman. She's thirsty all the time. She's being crushed under all that weight and sleeps sitting up. And her bra is something the Inquisition could have used to break ribs or the spine. She's not felt truly well in a long time - she's forgotten what a life without continual discomfort or pain feels like, so it's not the same as if we all woke up one day and had to face all of this. But it's still staggering to realize she feels all this misery is worth basic bitch chain restaurant meals several times a day.

Again, I laugh at her I also realize I am watching a suffering woman eat herself to death. Her choice to make but it's sobering to realize she's monetizing her complete loss of dignity and slow descent into the grave.
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Oh man, this description makes me pity her. Her only comfort in this horrible existence is food and she can't stop relying on it. Those few moments of happiness is what she lives for essentially. It is really is sad and pathetic, even though I want to see her reach 600 lbs, I would also like to see her get better
 
Catnip dijo:
Oh man, this description makes me pity her. Her only comfort in this horrible existence is food and she can't stop relying on it. Those few moments of happiness is what she lives for essentially. It is really is sad and pathetic, even though I want to see her reach 600 lbs, I would also like to see her get better
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Nobody here wants her to die of obesity-related causes, but her ludicrous behaviour is entertaining to observe. She's manipulative, dumb, vain and ultimately unwilling to change.
 
Strine dijo:
Nobody here wants her to die of obesity-related causes, but her ludicrous behaviour is entertaining to observe. She's manipulative, dumb, vain and ultimately unwilling to change.
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Agreed. We're not laughing because we sadistically want her dead. We're laughing because she's laughable and often contemptible. She's an asshole so watching her decline is a bit easier but every now and then she accidentally gives us information that shows us how awful her life must be and it gives me pause. Though I note that pause isn't anywhere near enough to keep me from watching the mess she has made of her life. The only person I have unreserved sympathy for is Rickey, who can't kick her out but can't move out because of Eric.
 
Dog Prom 3D dijo:
Agreed. We're not laughing because we sadistically want her dead. We're laughing because she's laughable and often contemptible. She's an asshole so watching her decline is a bit easier but every now and then she accidentally gives us information that shows us how awful her life must be and it gives me pause. Though I note that pause isn't anywhere near enough to keep me from watching the mess she has made of her life. The only person I have unreserved sympathy for is Rickey, who can't kick her out but can't move out because of Eric.
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Rickie is a grown man (unlike Eric) and he chooses to accomodate his moron husband, Thumbhead and Her Royal Daintiness. We all have to live with our decisions. He has an income too so he is empowered to change his life if he wants to.
 
I'm still shocked that she couldnt do anything with a 50/52 band. Add a two inch extender, 52/54. Butttt... you're more than okay to plunk down 70 bucks on a dress but your bra is choking you? Not to mention not supporting those dainty gorl breasts will cause severe back problems down the road.
 
Strine dijo:
Nobody here wants her to die of obesity-related causes, but her ludicrous behaviour is entertaining to observe. She's manipulative, dumb, vain and ultimately unwilling to change.
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While many of us have likely felt some sympathy for her at some point, there's no denying the absurdity of a woman who routinely and willfully suffers through a 2-hour painful car ride in order to get orange chicken, but cannot handle the smallest twinge of hunger pains.
Oh, and she's an obnoxious, manipulative asshole who is equal parts arrogant and ignorant.
That said, I hope she figures her shit out before it's too late.
 
Catnip dijo:
Oh man, this description makes me pity her. Her only comfort in this horrible existence is food and she can't stop relying on it. Those few moments of happiness is what she lives for essentially. It is really is sad and pathetic, even though I want to see her reach 600 lbs, I would also like to see her get better
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Every time I kinda feel sympathetic towards her I remember how she loves to cry wolf and that if she weren't that size she would be an even worse person and she most definitely would be critical of people who are what she is now, she would laugh at them, she would treat them like shit. I don't want her to die but I also kinda want her to stay the way she is because I can only imagine how annoying she would become if she loses those 200lbs - with the way she can't stop judging others and giving advice because, you see, once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, she managed to lose an astonishing 80lbs and even though she gained all of that back (plus interest) she claims she "knows exactly what to do, guys, like, oh mah gawd, she KNOWS, like, trust me" but it's just "too hard" (unlike loading your ass in the car and driving a couple of hours for that orange chicken, y'all!).

Side note: I kinda wanna see what that damn chicken is all about now. Gotta have some kind of addictive substance to it or something...
 
If you look at the Torrid size chart posted earlier, you can see that there's no way her band size would be anything less than 60 inches and is probably closer to 70. She can't buy Torrid bras unless she does that weird sister sizing thing which I'm not sure would even work on her anatomy. She's practically a sphere; anything (such as a bra band) that's not secured around the equator is bound to either ride up or slide down.

e: oh also we've had the WW points discussion many timse before, due to how many times amber has started/quit the program. I think the last time she started we had a huge spergout trying to figure how she calculated her points at like 90 or something absurd like that.
 
Gawd she needs to draw some eyebrows on or something. But that requires dexterity and time and Lord knows Cheesecake Factory cannot wait too long for Amber, or else the owner starts to sweat as they frantically check the budget and allocate all the expendable staff...

Having seen the bra from behind, I can only imagine how hard it is for her to breathe with that much tit-weight pulling towards the ground.
I actually wore a shitty wal-mart bra sports bra while walking today and very shortly after I realized I couldn’t catch my breath properly. I walk fairly regularly and wasn’t even close to how out of breath I was earlier this evening. I had to stop early and take it off in the car. The relief was instant.

I have no idea how AL breathes with a bra that tight and how she isn’t screaming in pain from it literally cutting into her back.
I honestly don’t care if she lives or dies. I don’t know her, she’s not my friend/family, and she willingly puts herself online for attention. Anything that happens to her is a product of her own undoing. I’m just enjoying watching the free circus show of her life that she thinks is interesting. She hasn’t realized that it’s only interesting to watch her fail. No one cares about her, genuinely. No one really wants to be her friend. She’s unloveable and it’s tragically funny that she can’t see that.

[EDIT] Boyfriend @distressed tails pointed out that the bra is most likely not hooked in the back. How could she even reach back there with her arms? After looking at a few pictures (it looks loose on her shoulders in the picture of her in the blue dress) I think he’s right and that’s fucking hysterical. It’s only cutting into her because it’s too small and she has so much dough around her shoulders that it tightly molds around them all day and acts as “support”.
 
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I did little comparisons on how stuff is supposed to fit VS Amber stuffing herself in them. I gave up after the white "navy detail" dress.

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https://www.torrid.com/product/gauze-lace-yoke-swing-tank/11341055.html

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https://www.torrid.com/product/black-floral-twill-bomber-jacket/11386998.html

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https://www.torrid.com/product/super-soft-black-floral-illusion-tank/11387130.html

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https://www.torrid.com/product/grey-georgette-button-loop-tank/11390811.html

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https://www.torrid.com/product/pink-hooded-anorak/11258430.html

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https://www.torrid.com/product/pink-pintuck-chiffon-blouse/11294712.html

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https://www.torrid.com/product/blush-desert-heart-ladder-neck-slim-fit-tee/11419385.html

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https://www.torrid.com/product/ivory-floral-challis-mini-dress/11390540.html


And the blue dress. Didn't find the dark blue top.
 
Amber should either ditch the bra altogether, which wouldn't be that noticeable with all her other rolls and lumps, or buy the biggest one Torrid carries. A bigger bra still might not fit her properly, but I bet it would feel better than that dingy old Kohl's bra she outgrew 250 pounds ago.
 
JerkyPirate dijo:
I really love how she didn't even bother to spread the butter before shoving the piece of bread width wise into her mouth then shaking it with her teeth like a dog. Refined.
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This is all a work. She does not even attempt to spread that lump of butter. It is not like she tried, but it was too cold to spread. She just jams it on the bread and shoves it her mouth. That is so disgusting that it cannot be real. I do not believe it. No one can actually be like this.
Winter Lily dijo:
from experience, between 260 and 180 i was still wearing the same shorts/jeans/hoodies. amber is huge. even if she got back down to 400 she would still need these new clothes to wear. she wont have to worry about clothes getting too big until she's in the mid 300s.
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The stuff does not fit her now. If she lost weight, she could continue wearing the same clothes, only they would fit as intended. She is too fat to buy in store. She needs to order online.
Turd Blossom dijo:
It's been awhile since I've seen our gorl's upper arms outside of a cardigan. It's actually kind of mind-boggling how this can happen to an arm.
It's like at some point her body just gave up and decided "There's nowhere left to expand. Fuck it, I'm gonna add this orange chicken right above the elbows".
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It looks like a ham, which makes sense as both are haram.
 
potatoe dijo:
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Why is she still keeping up this charade? Didn’t she restart WW when she was under 500, now she’s vouching for it 20+ pounds later?
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This ho was eating dinner portions for lunch and then eating more a few hours later and snacking. Fuck no WW wouldnt support that shit, she uses these points like she has to use them ALL and she dont fucking move around.
 
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