TORRID DRESSING ROOM TRY ON + HAUL!!!!!! - 7/27/18

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Our gorl is a mix of everything: Pastel, cyber, traditional.

:powerlevel: Soon it will be the end of my vacation and the editing will decrease. I promise. :powerlevel:
 
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Whale Lake dijo:
Nah, golr, it's not because it's one of our dainty gorl favourite dishes...
Kind of a :powerlevel:, but whatever... once, when I was a little gal myself, I had a terrible indigestion after eating too many chocolates (I was a shit child, with shitty eating habits... it's a wonder I didn't end up like our gorl) and threw up all night long. Since that day, and mind that at least a decade has passed, I'm still unable to eat that kind of chocolates.
It's the same with orange chicken. Amber made me have an orange chicken indigestion just by showing it again and again and again.


This description made me sad on the inside...


(writing may be a lil' on the :autism: side, but English is not my first language, and sometimes writing coherent sentences is impossible.)
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You write infinitely more coherent English than our gorl. Trust and believe that.
 
Bitchinista dijo:
Instead, she could order her orange chicken, and request that a takeout box be brought out with the food. She could separate her food into thirds, and pack 2/3 of it into the take out box, and eat the remaining food on the plate for 600 calories. Then the next day, she could eat half of her leftovers for another 600 calorie meal, and the following day eat the rest. That way she has eaten a much more reasonably-sized meal and she has also stretched her dollars to get 3 dinners out of paying for one restaurant meal.
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You are asking too much organization for her... what is she, a gorl with a thousand journals to organize her stuff?
 
Because Weight Watchers ya'll! So this might not be accurate but the Orange Chicken is 50 points (googled) ... what is her daily point intake? Include the "snack" she brought along its gotta be over! ... I'm waiting for her next vlog to say she only ate, like, half ya'll so it's OK ...
 
Nido dijo:
So the earrings she wore in the video were new and she bought more earrings at Torrid. Didn't we just have a video showing that she had too many earrings??

Also let's talk about how much she spent on this haul. Pulled these from the Torrid website:
  • Shitty feather earrings (Black and Silver Feather Earrings): 12.90
  • Blue flower dress (couldn't find this on the website and don't care enough to look that hard but dresses in similar style seem to cost $68.90 so I just went with that): $68.90
  • White dress with "navy green" (Ivory Floral Challis Mini Dress): $44.17
  • Lace blue tank-top (Super Soft Navy Lace Hi-Lo Tank): $32.17
  • Another lacy tank-top (Gauze Lace Yoke Swing Tank): $25.74
  • Black floral lacy tank-top (Also couldn't find this one so went with a similar-looking item): $29.17
She dropped around $213.05 and that doesn't include the garbage Becky bought at Spencers (which, like Torrid, is completely overpriced). Gorl's inability to budget is amazing tbh.
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:powerlevel: Time :powerlevel:
July 11-22 Torrid ran some sale where you can cash in "Torrid bucks" which give you $25 off $50 spent. If she shops there a lot, chances are she had a bunch of the bucks, and got $100 off the whole purchase.

I hate to give AL the benefit of the doubt here but considering when she went it lines up with her going for the sale (and Cheesecake Factory). Interesting point, they offer the same sale online (where she could have bought the larger sizes) but no, she just had to go get that orange chicken.
 
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Why does her lippy always look like a kid got into Ma's makeup? She just smears right across the Cupid's bow and because I have seen this you have to as well.

I shall be rocking in the corner.

Ps. @Synthwave You know how in those industrial dance group vids there's always one fatgoff kid all in black and looking like they're trying to fight themselves? Now I can never un-see our gorl in this role.
 
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Bitchinista dijo:
I hate that she even mentions Weight Watchers earlier in the video knowing that she's going to order the dinner portion of orange chicken (1,800 calories) and eat it all. What boggles my mind is that she *could* eat at The Cheesecake Factory and she wouldn't even need to order off of their Skinnylicious lower calorie menu (link), or even a sad cheese-less salad with no dressing.

Instead, she could order her orange chicken, and request that a takeout box be brought out with the food. She could separate her food into thirds, and pack 2/3 of it into the take out box, and eat the remaining food on the plate for 600 calories. Then the next day, she could eat half of her leftovers for another 600 calorie meal, and the following day eat the rest. That way she has eaten a much more reasonably-sized meal and she has also stretched her dollars to get 3 dinners out of paying for one restaurant meal.

But that's all way too complicated for her.
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Nah, the Binge Monster (TM) would force her to eat it when they got home.
 
As we are speculating new look, new goorlfren (or maybe new Granny, as that's the overwhelming style theme) I can confirm that, indeed, luuurve is in the air. The happy couple are trying to keep it on the qt, what with their megastardom.
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Potato quality. Seems appropriate.

@formerfatcow Nicked your screengrab. Mr.Potatohead sends his thanks
 
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