Tommy Tooter Fan (Non) Fiction

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BUTT MAN AND THROBIN MEET THE MOOBMAN.

It was a smelly night in the city of Tucson And called into action was BUTTMAN AND THROBIN. the crime fighting duo that really knows how to use their butts.
As the two approach the city limits Buttman explains to Throbin what the missions is.
The Smelly villain Thomas MOOBMAN Wasserberg has been on a little girl and gay boy raping spree not to mention fapping off male dog and fingering female dog. Yes Tom was at it again flaunting his micropeen to kids and fingering innocent dogs. It had to be stop and only BUTTMAN AND THROBIN would be able to stop the foul beast of a villain.

HOLY DOG FUCKERS BUTTMAN screamed throbin How are we going to stop this monster. He sounds sick and depraved.
Yes throbin he is depraved and sick and i have heard he smells so bad he makes a house fly get nausea. He has a fetish for small girls and dogs. But he will poke a small gay boy child if he can not find any other victim.
But Buttman how in the world are we going to stop him if he is only attracted to little girls and dogs.
That is where i come up with my plan throbin see you are going to get dressed up as a little girl with a female poodle. That should get the attention of MOOBMAN.
When he goes to rape you i will come in use the butterrang and catch him.
I don't know Buttman that does not sound like a good plan to me.
Well throbin that is why you are the sidebutt not the main butt. It will work stop worrying your dizzy head over it.
OK Buttman what ever you say.

It was dimly lit and smelled like hell warmed over but there it was MOOBMAN is moobs were flopping as he pounded away on a small female basset hound. Moaning and howling the entire time.

There he is Buttman what now.
Well throbin put this little girls party dress on it should make you look like an eight year old girl. Everyone knows MOOBMAN can not resist and eight year old girls.
But Buttman i am a 27 year old male.
Yes Throbin but you are small and flat chested so it will work. What are you 80 pounds.
Buttman you know i only weight 67 pounds.
Good then it will work. Get out there and attract that foul dimwitted pedophile dog fucker. Here i am going to help you out with this little girl spray it will make you not only appear to be a small little girl but smell like one too. think of it like fishing and using scent to attract the fish. But in this case you are not only the bate but the fish.

I don't know if I want to do this Buttman.
Throbin do i have to use the ejector seat again?
No No but last time you were late and i got beat up. this time i will get raped by a smelly old dog fucking pedophile criminal, that is if you are late.
Aw stop worrying Throbin i was tied up in traffic last time the street are abandoned.

There was throbin out on the street in his little party dress with his little virgin female poodle. He could hear evil cackling in the distance getting louder and louder. It was MOOBMAN he has got a sniff of the little girl decoy lure scent that Buttman liberally sprayed all over throbin.
Throbin was shaking in fear and the poodle sensing danger bit throbins ankle and escaped. Now he was defenseless against the MOOBMAN'S ATTACK!!!!
Holy Micropeen's though throbin he was in a really bad mess now. He was the only one the MOOBMAN could rape.
He was on throbin like stink on shit. which comically enough was exactly what the MOOBMAN smelled like that with a mix of stale cigarettes and dumpster swill.

Throbin screamed for help but Buttman was busy finishing off a wonder doughnut talking to TPD about this creep Thomas MOOBMAN Wasserberg.
When all of a sudden throbin stopped screaming and said. Hey MOOBS i don't feel anything i thought you raped little girls.
MOOBMAN told him i am raping you.
Throbin said well i don't feel anything? are you sure? Oh that is right you have to tiny microscopic dick. You can't really fuck anything or anyone and them feel it.
Well you know they call me throbin because my asshole throbs when i am rammed full of man meat. You well you are not very big and i am sorry to say but you are doing nothing for me.

At that moment Thomas got mad and started to scream and got off Throbin and shuffled to the moob hovel and was crying and screaming at you tube.

Throbin followed MOOBMAN to his hovel and then skipped all the way to the buttmobile in front of the dunkin doughnuts and proudly announced he defeated the MOOBMAN.

After that the MIST officers picked up tom for a stay at shady acres mental hospital for the criminally insane.
 
CIS the story of tommy minimus limpus wussyberg.

The man walks in his wife happily greeting him How was your day homey. CIS fuck it is always the same. I used to do great battles even one where the flooded the arena and created a naval battle. No now it is always the same. some weak ass jew. I am so sick of having to walk through the gates thinking maybe this time i will get to fight a real gladiator and no it some pissing down its leg jew. I am so fucking tired of work i wish i could afford a vacation.
And get this one now. they had this pile of shit jew named Thomas Minimus Limpus Wussyberg. and the Emperor wanted me to split his dick. HOLY FUCK I have never seen such a small little dick. That damn thing was no bigger around or longer than a newborns pinky. How the fuck an i supposed to split that tiny target down the middle. What a shit job i really am getting to hate being a gladiator Sorry to hear it honey i really wish it was better.

Now get this I swung and down the middle i cut him. and then i played with him for a while. and a dog got loose and damn that jew ran mounted that hound and was fucking it like it dick was not cut in two half The Emperor stopped me and now that jew is the new dog servicing slave to the emperor. I did not get to deliver the finishing blow. That just sucks that is how i get my audience to cheer and i get more money for a kill than to allow the whimpering simp go.
This really sucks.
 
I thought i would leave tom a little story to rage about at AMB.
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That should give tom something to sperg about.
 
TOMMY TARDS BIG HYDRO PROJECT ONE The disaster unfolds!

It was an exciting time for tom his first project was off. producing power and a bio habitat for Koi. Yes the first customer was a fan of giant imported Japanese Koi some of which he had paid 40,000 dollars for. He was out of town on business when the new pond went into effect and started to generate power and Koi chum. 3/4s of a million in Koi ground up and shot out the gate.

Yes there tom set with Brenda scowling at him. So where is the Koi tom?

Tom doknow. they got vanished while i was reading my favorite magazine.

Why is the supposed clean water in the drain pond red tom Brenda croaked?

Tom Doknow um um um um um its mystery need to solve next week.

Big Brenda No tom there is 3/4 of a million dollars worth of Koi missing tom and a sump full of ground Koi tom! You are an idiot. How can you possibly get any kind of college degree.

Tom reee's out My daddy paid good money for them give me degree. I got to sleep in class and fap off to Doberman UM UM UM I mean penthouse barely legal UM um I MEAN old fat beaver hunt, um.


Big Brenda you mean this magazine of Doberman Quarterly? By the way tom why are the photo pages all sticky and stuck together? And not really some porn mag about humans.

Um um um um um um um um um I I I I I I spilt a drink on it?

Big fat mad Brenda YEA it that your last word tom? because i can send it off to be tested for genetic material or the lack of in your case you limp dick little prissy. Why do you jerk off to dogs anyways if it is all lies.

UM UM UM UM UM THAT IS AMB TROLLS MAKING LIES ABOUT MT Lady and I had a loving relationship I did not get anything sexual out of it she did. Lady was not my dog I was her human and i obeyed her every word and did the sex acts she demanded of me. Um um um i mean um

Brenda blubber shaking mad yelling at tom. REALLY TOM? So I think it is time for you to get intimately acquainted with Brutus tonight seeing as you will be sharing the dog house with Brutus my basset hound.

Um um um um tom stuttered in shame he is a guy dog, Um um um um um lady was a girl dog.

Brenda chuckles Well not seeing as you want to act like a bitch you might as well be one.
 
This story is 100% fake. Nothing in it is true.

Tom was a beautiful woman. She didn't fuck children or dogs. She was an excellent musician. She was respected and liked in the community. She had a successful career as a marine biologist. She never got shot it the spleen. Nobody made fun of her on the Internet. Although she had many offers, she never married since she had so many different suitors. When her father died, Tom got all the inheritance because her siblings were bums. Then on December 31st, 2020 space Jews came and took Tom to Nirvana.

THE END
 
I know this thread is dead but like

HOBO OF THE STORM


it was a dark, stormy night.

I was walking home from the party I went to with my dog, Timon.

The small golden-brown dog was panting as we walked home, the rain drips off my white umbrella as I grip the pink leash of my dog.

I heard my dog suddenly start barking and get behind me.

"What's going on Timon? are you cold?"

I turned to pick him up, and as I was turning back I came face to face with a smelly substance.

it smelt of expired french fries and Chinese food.

"ugh, ew."

I cover my face with my gloved hands as I stare at the cause of the smell

I saw a horrifying male with slimy grey hair and clothes dripped in fungus and sweat, his breathing was heavy and nerving as if he was running to catch up with me.

I grip my shivering dog as I exclaim:

"Sir, can you ple-"

"It's ma'am to you horseshit."

I jump a little from shock, how rude

"Okay, Ma'am, can you please move out of the way?"

the male shakily pointed to my dog, Timon whimpers as he states

"Your dog is pretty, can I touch it...?"

I hold my dog tightly

"uh, okay?"

I held out my dog for him to pet.

he takes out his greasy hand and starts petting him, good thing I'm going to shower the dog when we get home, He makes his way to my dog's groin and starts rubbing him.

I quickly pull away as soon as I see that

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, GET OUTTA HERE!"

"But your dog's so sexy... I must have him."

He starts trying to reach for Timon before I back away quickly

"GO AWAY, I WILL CALL THE COPS!"

I held up my phone, which causes him to cackle

"hehe, you think that will stop me? I'm a woman, they WILL respect me, but they will arrest you."

"Arrest me for what?"

"Harassment."

I was baffled. Does this guy think me not wanting him to touch my dog's groin is harassment?

"You're dumb, leave me and timon alone."

The male roared as he tried pouncing on me

"Good thing I'm into kids too."

I quickly began running away, screaming for help as the hobo chased me, my dog barking violently.

I made it home and slammed the door behind me, latching it shut so he couldn't catch me.

I pet my dog before giving him a bath, then going to bed.

(part 2 maybe?? idk)
 
I could not believe it when I received that letter in the mail. A simple and plain letter to be sure, addressed to my house yet filled with an uncalculable madness. The words were simple and furtive.

"To my nephew, from Uncle Tom.
I write you now, knowing my death's bed is upon me. Do not pursue the maddening cult known as KiwiFarms. Though their public leader is but a man named Josh Moon do not be foolish. They hide in the dark, obscured in zionist insanity. They worship the great old ones. Shub-Niggurath in particular. Beware of the cult of Kiwi and know that they surely belong with those to be eaten first!"

I threw it away, satisfied with the action, and slept soundly knowing my dear Uncle Tom rested in the asylum of Arkham with the rest of the Cult-Niggers.
 
OK it is time to revive Thomas's nightmare He hates (NON) fiction stories Please find time to create a wonderfully disgusting horrifying story that depicts Thomas as he is in real life a vile old dog fucking pedophile.

Lets see if round two sends tom on a shartfest rage into the dark depths of insanity. Not that he needs to be pushed in he is already there but lets see if he can sink even further.

IO have grandkids to take care of so I will not be a present for a day or so. I will check back in for more comical interludes form my friends here at Kiwi Farms

The best place to choke and spit iced tea through your nose as you laugh uncontrollably at Toms idiocy.
 
Dee Price dijo:
Please find time to create a wonderfully disgusting horrifying story that depicts Thomas as he is in real life a vile old dog fucking pedophil
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I really doubt most people can put the disturbing amount of thought and detail into them that you do. Your mental illness serves you well in this instance.
Dee Price dijo:
IO have grandkids to take care of
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No you don't Dave. You have no children or grandchildren. There are children in your life because you are slightly less worthless then the birth mother.
 
Once upon a time there lived a fat, toothless, ugly man named Thomas. Thomas had done too many drugs in his life that fucked with his brain and thought he was a woman. Thomas never had a job in his life and required the United States government to give him money that would allow him to survive despite not providing any value to society. Sometimes, Thomas would take the money the government gave to him for food and use it to buy worthless gravel that he would show to people who hated him on the internet. Then when he was hungry, Thomas would have to dig in garbage cans for food to sustain himself.
When he was younger, Thomas liked to shit himself and all over the floor. His mother didn't like that and decided to stick his nose in the shit to make Thomas stop. What his mother didn't realize is that this made Thomas want to do it even more. He also began fantasizing about the dogs who had the same treatment that he had when they shat on the floor. Thomas would hold this grudge against his mother, thus when he got older he would shit all over his floors to spite her. He would also fuck dogs as he felt a kindred spirit to them getting their noses shoved in their shit when they were bad.
One day, Thomas smoked too much meth and wandered his way into a bedroom. There he saw a young girl in bed. Thomas, knowing he was never going to have another chance to fuck someone, decided he was going to rape the little girl. He began by fondling and molesting the girl. He was trying to work up the courage to pull out his micropenis and begin having sex until suddenly, the girl's mother and another man came into the room. Thomas immediately fled the scene and decided to calm himself down by eating some beef out of a trash can. He smoked some more meth while telling himself that this wasn't illegal or wrong but he smoked some really bad meth.
Now his brain is all messed up. Thomas believes he isn't a dog fucking, child molesting, trash eating piece of shit and will spend his time pleading his case with people who hate him online. He will claim to be a successful business man with lots of money but never seems to find receipts or financial statements to prove he is successful. Thomas really wants to have a friend, but everyone who is friendly to him ends up just taking his money and leaving.
Moral of the story, Thomas' mother should have killed him after he shat on her floor a second time
 
THOMAS! W hat Are You Doing To That Dog! BAD! BAD! BAD!

Being a child was hard thought Thomas That old woman smacked him in the snout with a rolled up news paper again yelling BAD BAD BAD. Then she rubbed his nose in a pile of steaming shit on the floor. Always yelling bad at him and rubbing his nose in shit.
IT WAS NOT HIS FAULT!!! The doctors went in through his anus and took is ovaries and yanked them down and push them into his ball sack turned them into testicles. And that is when they ripped his spine down and that is how he got hunched over. and then the huge hump sprung out of his back and grew that thick coat of greasy fur. and the giant woolly mole wards with those thick bristle hairs sticking out like big cactus thorns did not help much either.
Yes being 7 sucked thought Tom. No one understood. what it was like to be a disfigured hump back hunchback boy. It was hard to hold it and not to mention the fleas and lice itched so bad sometimes he would be in the middle of scratching a flea or biting at a tick or lice bug and it will just let loose in a flood with a loud SPLOOSH. a shit giant shit clod looking like an orca just had a baby. He went over to his bowl on the floor next to his water bowl across the room from hers she was the only one that loved him he loved her a lot more than just a lot but a whole lot of lot. He was 7 but he knew what she liked. But those people would not let them keep their food bowls together, They were just jealous of their love.

Time never stands still eons pass as in the blink of an eye life is fleeting and life the life you have to your best well in this case just leach off others lurk around and accomplish nothing worthwhile.

That Boy Thought Jane. Shitting on the floor and making excuses about it he is like a pig dirty and unclean. acts like a dog and that yeasty hump with those nasty warty moles on it. It had to be his side of the family that had those bad genes Gene gave me a hunchback reject. At least he is almost out of high school i guess if you can call it that. She sobbed quietly in the kitchen with a foul pile of shit on the floor Toms calling card. Gene was preparing to ship Tom to a college it cost a lot to get them to take him and just throw him a degree it did not matter what it was for.
Thomas get your stupid ass back over here son ( thinks to himself { it had to be her side of the family who pass the bad genes } I ought to punch her in the mouth ) get over here you dumb shit. Now look I got you in a college do talk to people and what ever you do stay away from the dogs down there I hear they have a bug down there that make your dick turn green blue and orange. Now the bus will be here in an hour we got you all packed up go get ready.

The bus pulled up Thomas was all excited he was going to college and as they pulled off tom noted how small the bus was Yes Tom was on the short bus to college. he was humming and singing about being the smartest guy on the short bus as the driver laughed.
Jane looked to Gene and said Do you think he will be back? No honey He is too stupid for that. I doubt he remembers how to get back even by this time. Tom looked out the winder and the tony yellow special education bus pass through the country side. Gene saying you know I thought it was a good touch to use a special ed bus for that idiot. Jane looked at him and asked do you think he will keep doing that to dogs? Gene turned a bit green and finally said Yes honey he is a sick one.

Tom turned out to he a sick little dog fucker that is for sure honey but he is gone out of our life I am sure he can not possibly embarrass us any further. Now come on we have a good 40 years of life left to life a normal life without that little schizophrenic deviant humiliating us.


Little did they know.
 
I saw Tommy Tooter at a grocery store in Tucson yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
Jimmy Olsen dijo:
Tooter isn't worth anything, including a life sentence.
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If you are in the presence of a dog and a little girl, I bet you could claim you were protecting them from being raped. Thomas has enough video's out there bragging about raping dogs and kids along with enough forum posts and videos saying he did nothing wrong. Jury nullification baby
 
zero-who dijo:
I saw Tommy Tooter at a grocery store in Tucson yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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I am so glad you survived the encounter. Most get one sniff of Thomas can not breathe. Have a wonderful day and lets hope that you do not have to endure anymore Thomas sightings.,
 
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