Tom responds to the haters: Mega thread edition - For videos that don't need their own thread

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Tom recently said he wants to have a child (with an intersex transman) to extort more money from his family. Just what the sick fuck would want; A living tugboat to brainwash and abuse. That sperm is probably impotent, thank God.

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg, if you ever knock up someone ignorant enough to lay in your shit stained sheets, you will never see that child. CPS and child welfare advocacy groups are a whole different ballgame than your tardwranglers, who let your filth and mental illness run rampant, out of pity for a sad old man.
 
StyrofoamFridge dijo:
Tom recently said he wants to have a child (with an intersex transman) to extort more money from his family. Just what the sick fuck would want; A living tugboat to brainwash and abuse. That sperm is probably impotent, thank God.

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg, if you ever knock up someone ignorant enough to lay in your shit stained sheets, you will never see that child. CPS and child welfare advocacy groups are a whole different ballgame than your tardwranglers, who let your filth and mental illness run rampant, out of pity for a sad old man.
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Well let’s see.

If Tom is intersex in the way he claims, then he can’t produce sperm anyway. But obviously he isn’t.

He needs to attract a woman. Now, while elderly people can and do find love, Tom is not exactly a catch. Looks aside, his bizarre and unhinged personality, his personal hygiene, his poverty and his squalid lifestyle do not make for an attractive bundle.

Except she also needs to be pre-menopausal. So at least 20 years younger than Tom, more like 30. Given that Tom looks about 20 years older than he is, and given the aforementioned issues re lifestyle and personality, that’s a very tall order. He’s not a silver fox or a sugar daddy.

And she needs to be a heterosexual trans man who is still fertile. The dating pool is shrinking to basically zero at this point.
 
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Tom is exrta salty, did the AG office tell him to gtfo?
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He called and I guess their receptionists are skilled at tardwrangling. She told him to fuck off and talk to the FBI if it's "cyberterrorism." Tom started yelling and she immediately redirected the call away. Tom called back and she point blank told him that law enforcement had to be involved and no one was in the office to help. She gets annoyed when Tom catches an attitude, again, and directs Tom to voicemail. He deletes his first message like a boomer by accident, and re-records his ramblings.

I doubt the AG office returned his call or cares to hear his insanity. He later phones the FBI and they do not help him because Tom is a crazy cunt.
 
StyrofoamFridge dijo:
He called and I guess their receptionists are skilled at tardwrangling. She told him to fuck off and talk to the FBI if it's "cyberterrorism." Tom started yelling and she immediately redirected the call away. Tom called back and she point blank told him that law enforcement had to be involved and no one was in the office to help. She gets annoyed when Tom catches an attitude, again, and directs Tom to voicemail. He deletes his first message like a boomer by accident, and re-records his ramblings.
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I can’t help but feel that Tom would get further in his endeavours if he didn’t act like a total prick all the time. Customer service staff are much more willing to help people who don’t treat them like shit.

I guess as a rich little cracker, Tom never had to work a public-facing job. Probably thinks he’s better than that.
BlueArmedDevil dijo:
Tom said he was going to physically visit them Monday with his piles of evidence and a AP reporter in tow. Guess that didn't happen......
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Very disappointed that he didn’t accept my $1000 wager that he’d fail at that.
 
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StyrofoamFridge dijo:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mBhk0qPnGhI
Tom is mad at @Mariposa Electrique and other users. Typical insane ramblings.
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best part of this video is around 1hr20 minutes. Tom says he's an "exceptional human" and he's been looking for other exceptional people just like him.

Welp Tom. You're a subject of kiwi farms. The subjects here are almost all exceptional people and you're just like them.

Looks like everyone here has done you a big favor by helping you find other human specimens who are just like you!
 
6:48 - flailing was funny.
10:40 - lights up the usual blunt, and says a friend betrayed him, does he mean Jacob Sockness?
13:00 - reacting to chat idefk?
14:20 - lmfao all kiwifarmers are going to jail because of hating Tommie. Whole internet btfo'd. Can't wait to trade stories in jail gaiz.
15:23 - instant coughing fit after toking. Winning.
16:26 - keyboard and mouse got wrecked by solar geomagnetic flare. Rip electronics. Space Jews didn't get their tithes for protection, I guess.
Now the camera is fuzzy as shit either from smoke, choke, or in solidarity with the kb & mouse. Or maybe just the angle.
20:52 - the usual honest living = insult and homophobic insult because liking buttsex is bad? Never change Tommie. You're the best LGBT rainbow Aunt hippie posse advocate they can expect.

- fucking long ass rambles with the usual misinterpreted words, law, quotes, AMB readings, then gets called and trolled. Another 7 minutes trying to figure out how to block.

35:54 - want to screencap the bug eyes for reasons, note to self.
37:24 - "I'm a lot funnier than Dave Chapelle, because I'm fucked up." I'll admit, I laughed.
43:43 - mocking @Mariposa Electrique and I forget who else in sped fashion.
45:35 - threatens ^ her children
46:25 - "But I don't want to get worked up."
56:34 - labels ramble end with "what you are is just stupid" I laughed. Half a min of more catfighting -> "You lost. You're my bitch. I own you." I laughed a LOT.
57:49 - apparently there are thousands of lolcows and Tommie is their chosen one. "Fuck you, eat shit and live" I almost want that on a t-shirt with the same font and colors as live laugh love - but then I remember corpophiles exist.
58:25 - coughing fit again (smoking + getting worked up) "I didn't Shart!" Congrats Tommie! Round of applause. Best part of the video for sure. I had to watch it five times just to make sure.
1:02:30 - "Jacob, everyone is trying to tell me you're a cannibal of some kind or something." Look up wendigo, Tommie. JS is a wendigo.
Tommie is unimpressed with Mari's analysis of his butt's dick-bloodlust.
1:08:40 - Tommie refers to CDG deliberately as "it" with emphasis. So theory confirmed, lol
1:11:20 - philosoraptor wonders why eating out of dumpsters is stigmatized, while coughing, bad health, looking half dead and hoping to avoid fleas. One wonders. One wonders indeed. Must be the glowies fault, and totally not about oral hygiene, health, and safety.
1:15:20 - we are all insane children, the less popular band comprised of recorders and kazoos rather than juggalos.
1:20:15 as said, he's exceptional.

In general the practice seems to be helping. Noticeable difference from two years. But avoid the highest notes, they get a little too sharp. I've heard elderly can't hear High notes so well though, so maybe that's why. Also if you can, get the jaw checked for cancer or TMJ. If it gets too severe you might not be able to busk, so seriously, don't ignore it.
 
blackboots dijo:
6:48 - flailing was funny.
10:40 - lights up the usual blunt, and says a friend betrayed him, does he mean Jacob Sockness?
13:00 - reacting to chat idefk?
14:20 - lmfao all kiwifarmers are going to jail because of hating Tommie. Whole internet btfo'd. Can't wait to trade stories in jail gaiz.
15:23 - instant coughing fit after toking. Winning.
16:26 - keyboard and mouse got wrecked by solar geomagnetic flare. Rip electronics. Space Jews didn't get their tithes for protection, I guess.
Now the camera is fuzzy as shit either from smoke, choke, or in solidarity with the kb & mouse. Or maybe just the angle.
20:52 - the usual honest living = insult and homophobic insult because liking buttsex is bad? Never change Tommie. You're the best LGBT rainbow Aunt hippie posse advocate they can expect.

- fucking long ass rambles with the usual misinterpreted words, law, quotes, AMB readings, then gets called and trolled. Another 7 minutes trying to figure out how to block.

35:54 - want to screencap the bug eyes for reasons, note to self.
37:24 - "I'm a lot funnier than Dave Chapelle, because I'm fucked up." I'll admit, I laughed.
43:43 - mocking @Mariposa Electrique and I forget who else in sped fashion.
45:35 - threatens ^ her children
46:25 - "But I don't want to get worked up."
56:34 - labels ramble end with "what you are is just stupid" I laughed. Half a min of more catfighting -> "You lost. You're my bitch. I own you." I laughed a LOT.
57:49 - apparently there are thousands of lolcows and Tommie is their chosen one. "Fuck you, eat shit and live" I almost want that on a t-shirt with the same font and colors as live laugh love - but then I remember corpophiles exist.
58:25 - coughing fit again (smoking + getting worked up) "I didn't Shart!" Congrats Tommie! Round of applause. Best part of the video for sure. I had to watch it five times just to make sure.
1:02:30 - "Jacob, everyone is trying to tell me you're a cannibal of some kind or something." Look up wendigo, Tommie. JS is a wendigo.
Tommie is unimpressed with Mari's analysis of his butt's dick-bloodlust.
1:08:40 - Tommie refers to CDG deliberately as "it" with emphasis. So theory confirmed, lol
1:11:20 - philosoraptor wonders why eating out of dumpsters is stigmatized, while coughing, bad health, looking half dead and hoping to avoid fleas. One wonders. One wonders indeed. Must be the glowies fault, and totally not about oral hygiene, health, and safety.
1:15:20 - we are all insane children, the less popular band comprised of recorders and kazoos rather than juggalos.
1:20:15 as said, he's exceptional.

In general the practice seems to be helping. Noticeable difference from two years. But avoid the highest notes, they get a little too sharp. I've heard elderly can't hear High notes so well though, so maybe that's why. Also if you can, get the jaw checked for cancer or TMJ. If it gets too severe you might not be able to busk, so seriously, don't ignore it.
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Tom's threats are impotent. If he ever got within a few miles of my children, I would stab him in the neck. LET ME MAKE THAT CLEAR @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg . In the neck, you toothless pedophile.
 
blackboots dijo:
Also if you can, get the jaw checked for cancer or TMJ.
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If he can't afford it. I would actually help out. Admitted, mostly because I could laugh a few more years at his expense and it increases his chances of being beaten to near death by a parent, but I also understand how brutal the American health system is. (@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg , my challenge to you is to figure out what parts of that statement are actually reflective of my being)
 
Very short, but shout out to @Mariposa Electrique (He mostly reads your post from yesterday) looks like being called out without being able to defend it is getting on his nerves. Nothing but the same retorts.
"Congenitally stupid blah blah blah"
"History won't be kind to you"
Etc.
 

Tom proceeds to play the flute and yells about our character, families, jobs, "lack" of humanity, and our "lying" as a collective. More flute playing.

"I'm not gonna chimp out." Proceeds to angrily list his sexual and gender characteristics. "When I chimp out that's an angry female." OK, so I guess the angry male 2-spirit of Tom is transgender now, your words Tooter. Tom states he is left handed (damnit you're not helping our mental illness statistics) and will try to savage us in a hypothetical fist fight.

He shows his filthy "workstation." Tom expects to leave his apartment by December and says he has bedbugs again. He has no next-door neighbors (I guess they got tired of him and left). Plays the sax and complains about the philosophy of competition. The sax is dirty and Tom "cleans it." More Sabrinasperging. Tom is going to consider buying a Ford van. Ending with spacejew and hippy nonsense. We're doomed by the aliens and global warming!
 
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Tom proceeds to play the flute and yells about our character, families, jobs, "lack" of humanity, and our "lying" as a collective. More flute playing.

"I'm not gonna chimp out." Proceeds to angrily list his sexual and gender characteristics. "When I chimp out that's an angry female." OK, so I guess the angry male 2-spirit of Tom is transgender now, your words Tooter. Tom states he is left handed (damnit you're not helping our mental illness statistics) and will try to savage us in a hypothetical fist fight.

He shows his filthy "workstation." Tom expects to leave his apartment by December and says he has bedbugs again. He has no next-door neighbors (I guess they got tired of him and left). Plays the sax and complains about the philosophy of competition. The sax is dirty and Tom "cleans it." More Sabrinasperging. Tom is going to consider buying a Ford van. Ending with spacejew and hippy nonsense. We're doomed by the aliens and global warming!
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Dumb cunt still can't play the recorder/flute.
29:11 "Here I am dying of COPD *chuckle*
29:20 practically coughs up a chunk of his lungs
 
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