Tom Explores Uranus - Stays For The Smell

[Mariposa Electrique]

 

[A Gay Retard]

TL;DR: Thomas demonstrates his worsening emphysema at 33:03. Seriously @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg, see a doctor. That does not sound good.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Uranus has winds of up to 2.400 kilometres per hour. Can we please put him on the planet for science?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Uranus has winds of up to 2.400 kilometres per hour.

So does Tom.

 

[Alex Krycek]

You could easily die on any of those planets.

 

[BigTodd]

Tom has a rental sax as a new low in his financial life. This will only be eclipsed when he pawns it for drug money, leaves it on a bus, or has it stolen while abiding in a ghetto shithovel.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Mars is better because they sell Mars bars and Doomguy lives there.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Tom has a rental sax as a new low in his financial life. This will only be eclipsed when he pawns it for drug money, leaves it on a bus, or has it stolen while abiding in a ghetto shithovel.

Lol at the company that rented it to him, they are never going to get it back.

 

[Donutcapybara]

Can we send him to sun?

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

or has it stolen while abiding in a ghetto shithovel.

Only a matter of time until some 'bangers mistake the sax for a gun and clip him.

 

[AnOminous]

Lol at the company that rented it to him, they are never going to get it back.

Probably some shitty rent to own company that charges something they know people will renege on, but hopes to get more than the product's worth before the moron, like Tom, the exact kind of sucker these companies exist for, reneges, then they sue and get a writ of replevin or whatever they call it in Arizona, entitling them to have sheriff's dudes tromp around in his home looking for the property.

And then they either find it and can rent it out to some other retard who will do the same thing, or they don't, and if they already have some kind of normal judgment, the sheriff can bag and tag any remotely valuable property the debtor has. Tom has nothing that isn't worthless and out of a dumpster.

So Tom might end up being the lowest gutter dwelling trash this company caters to, because they expect to take a loss out of some of their suckers, which is why they charge atmospheric APRs to their other "customers."

 

[BigTodd]

This is the one where the moron cant figure out his computer, gets assmad, and rage quits Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCkXlxVhaO4

Also the description talks about the horn being a "rental"

 

[MediocreMilt]

Oof. A minute in and I'm out. New sax sounds equally shitty as the old sax.

Happy Day!!!!!

 

[BigTodd]

Oof. A minute in and I'm out. New sax sounds equally shitty as the old sax.

Happy Day!!!!!

One could reasonably come to the conclusion that Tom is a shit sax player.

 

[AnOminous]

One could reasonably come to the conclusion that Tom is a shit sax player.

You could get him a top of the line Selmer Paris and he'd still sound like a noodling, fucked up, shitty player. Nothing can save such lack of talent.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Inb4 Tom is e-begging because his sax was stolen

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Maybe he can do something actually useful tell us while life is like on these planets instead of sitting down and farting all day.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Why is he assaulting a sax?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Why is he assaulting a sax?

The dogs move too fast for him these days.