Today I have... Thread.

[Mesh Gear Fox]

For the first time in a month, it wasn't in the mid 90's so I got to take my dog for a nice long walk.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Successfully made a ridiculous, expensive, and ridiculously expensive instrument at work function after the guy with the PhD literally gave up on it.

Does instrument mean musical instrument?

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

I found out my ex girlfriend is thirsty for these nuts

Begone flea. You're going back to where you came from.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Does instrument mean musical instrument?

Honestly, i wish. It's a chemiatry tool.

 

[omori]

Bought some faux suede and puff paint for some much needed new gloves for a costume I’m forever adding to.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Today, I was given an official diagnosis and an explanation for all of my recent health problems. What I have is not acid reflux. I lost the genetic lottery and I have gallstones instead. There is a history of that in my family, so I can totally blame this one on my parents.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Spent three hours with a weed eater and both my arms have felt like spaghetti since. Can barely lift them.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Spent three hours with a weed eater and both my arms have felt like spaghetti since. Can barely lift them.

Sounds like you can use some weed of a different kind right now.

 

[ES 195]

Today I was called nice and cute by a woman with down syndrome. She was then reprimanded by her handler. Weird experience.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Today, while the boss was attending a meeting to earn mandatory continuing education credits, I scrubbed our bathroom floor. I'm convinced this could very well have been the first time anyone cleaned it since I started working here years ago.

 

[Autocrat]

I went to the movies. There were a lot of people by themselves, including a woman in her 40's. I didn't get a great look at her, but she was fuckable if just barely, and sitting on her knees on the seat/ with her feet on the seat to the side. I walked past her and sat on the other side of the aisle. People sat in between us, and then 10 minutes into the movie she comes from behind and sits next to me. I guess she walked from the aisle above / behind me.

I would've taken this as a compliment, if she wasn't constantly looking behind us and scanning the crowd. Clearly looking for another guy to sit next to, the absolute slut. And then also using her phone. She just could not pay attention to the movie.
At some point she left, probably to another theater. It was pretty weird, though I was glad when she left.

 

[The Great Chandler]

It was around 2am, I was just coming out of a gas station heading home. I met upna friend and I offered to get money from the ATM for him. When started walkung back, we saw this antifa looking dude. Dressed in a hoodie, scarf mask, hands tucked in, black, and skinny as hell. No one dresses like that at night.

When we walked back to the gas station, the door was conveniently locked. As it turns out, the lady was in the restroom the whole time and decided to lock the doors, since hardly anyone' outside. She was damn lucky not to get robbed by the same dude.

This is shocking though because the town I live in is one of the safest to walk the night. To see a hoodlum walking like that in the warm night is god awful terrifying.

 

[Easterling]

Today I was hungover from the previous night, I bumped into several people I hadn't seen in about three years and got hugged for an uncomfortably long time by an over wieght guy that was friends with another bloke I haven't seen for two years. He clearly hadn't moved on since then and he smelled fucking awful. My sister also bought a 3D printer online which had been reduced on sale by 77% so now hopefully i'll be able to get cheap home made miniatures to paint.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Fucking coolant pump in my PC died and it pisses me the fuck off.

 

[PL 001]

Bought my brother a gift and a bottle of whiskey for his birthday tomorrow. Hoping that we can have one day of good fun like we used to have without him sperging out with his SJW shit at everyone there.

 

[LyapunovCriterion]

Buried a cat in my backyard. Don't know how he died (no external injuries).

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

A car full of young men pulled up next to my girlfriend and I on the freeway and waved a dildo at us. It looked about 12 inches or longer with a pale flesh color. At least 3 inches in girth

At the end of June, an acquaintance's brother got married to his fiancee. My acquaintance and her sister joined their brother and his now-wife in the same vehicle taking them from the church to the reception. En route, a lesbian couple pulled up along side the vehicle, noticed the Just Married sign on the back, and waved a rainbow flag at my acquaintance and her sister in the incorrect belief that they were the married couple.

Today, I finally deleted all the programs and data we no longer needed from the workplace's previous computer and I wiped the resulting free space just to be safe. I have no idea what will happen with this computer since there's already two even-older machines sitting on an unused desk collecting dust.
[E: Spelling]

 

[lameandgay2]

Today I have been in an incredible amount of pain.
I keep getting my wisdom teeth out while conscious so everyone thinks I'm a fucking badass so besides the psychological trauma, the pain is unbelievable.
I just rinsed my mouth after eating Ben and Jerry's for breakfast and I'm not sure whether what came out was the clot, or congealed chocolate from the hole.
Either way, I'm having a bad time.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Found out a friend was in a car accident. We were supposed to meet at DragonCon at the end of the month. I'm kind of in shock.

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

Debated fucking my ex's best friend....if only