Today I have... Thread.

[kittie]

Today I made out with a guy at 3am for the sake of research

 

[Curt Sibling]

I finally completed the 30 fully inked pages of my new comic, which I started on the 1st of this month.
Not unhappy with my output speed.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Today I have done laundry, drank coffee, and adjusted the carburetors on one of my cars.

Thing still idles like shit. Something else is wrong.

 

[The Joker]

My neighbors just got some baby chickens and they went out of town for a few days so I babysat them, the reason I haven't been posting much. They are so fucking cute that I felt like crying when they all walked over to me to chirped. I took them home today and a part of my soul died.

 

[chimpburgers]

I got done with two classes yesterday, so I never have to go those again. I just have a presentation to give on Monday, final exam for a sociology class on Wednesday and another final the Monday after that and I'm done with the semester. I also looked at Instragrams of people I went to high school with who have graduated this month. Eh, makes me feel slightly behind but I only have one class to do in the Fall anyway.

 

[Hat]

saying an empty threat.

What exactly did you say?

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Today I shaved with my great-grandfather's 1915 Gillette safety razor.

 

[Tony Fuckin Abbott]

Today I faked a broken car and got a paid week off, I love my union

 

[Baobinga]

Today I forced myself to practice my digital painting skills, in an ongoing daily effort to transition out of my current career into an artistic one by fall.

 

[VLAD]

I narrowly avoided getting sriracha in my eyes.

Twice!

 

[moorhen]

I bought a new vape.
I'd been waiting until my old one finally gave up and it broke to the point of being unfixable last night so I treated myself.

Queue in the shop was massive though, made me late for work for the second time in my life

 

[fire_fly]

I had to turn down hours at my second job because 1) they called me at 6:30PM to close at 9PM and I wouldn't have gotten there until at least 8PM because I live so far away, making the trip not even worth my gas mileage, and 2) I had already been out there at the ass-crack of dawn for my main job.

I hated saying no, especially since they apparently didn't schedule me at all next week. I hope it's just because my availability was shit and not because I'm screwing up too bad...

 

[Marvin]

OK!

I had a bangin day at the National Cannabis Festival.

So like, I ate lots of food. I had fish, crab and pizza. Also I got all sorts of weed swag. I really wanted to get a bong or a bubbler or something, but I had to restrain myself. I have too many bongs as it is.

Also I got sunburn.

Oh, also guess who got a prescription for medical marijuana today? I'll give you three guesses :3

And then on my way home, I got into an argument with DC ISUPK guys. Heh, that's always fun. If anyone runs into any videos of the noble True Israelites arguing with some sort of Edomite stoner, that's probably me.

 

[Yamyam]

Brought some hair rollers and some make up when I got off of work.
When I got home my neighbors came over for a bit to give me and my family some food since they are having a family barbecue next door.

 

[MalWart]

My brother surprised me by coming home for his Summer break without telling any of us. That was honestly one of the best surprises I've ever had.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Did my Dad's laundry, got paid $20, played Sims 3 and drank Jack and Coke.

 

[The Joker]

This all happened in a span of 5 hours. I woke up at 6 to get ready for work and tripped, chipping my front tooth. Since I didn't want to go to work looking like Nick Bate I put the chipped off piece in some milk and called off work so I could make an emergency dental appointment. The damage wasn't too bad so they just numbed me up and it was bonded. I just got home and now I can relax until my shift at my second job tonight. Hopefully I won't still be drooling...

 

[MrJakeTerror]

This all happened in a span of 5 hours. I woke up at 6 to get ready for work and tripped, chipping my front tooth. Since I didn't want to go to work looking like Nick Bate I put the chipped off piece in some milk and called off work so I could make an emergency dental appointment. The damage wasn't too bad so they just numbed me up and it was bonded. I just got home and now I can relax until my shift at my second job tonight. Hopefully I won't still be drooling...

Did you have that dealio where a nerve was sticking out?

 

[Carlos Thin]

Learned this on guitar

 

[The Joker]

Did you have that dealio where a nerve was sticking out?

No, the dentist said that I was lucky.