🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[Cowlick]

THERE IS LITERALLY OVER 300 PAGES YOU exceptional individual!

Of lies, largely! Also, you are exceptional more than I as well as more individual: Many accept I am as good as them (if not better) & accept I am one of their species, whereas yours has no proven members except you.

 

[Null]

Of lies, largely!

Largely, except the part where you bite people.

We know your dental records, TJ. There's no mistaking the marks of those chompers!

 

[SpessCaptain]

@Cowlick

 

[bearycool]

Of lies, largely! Also, you are exceptional more than I as well as more individual: Many accept I am as good as them (if not better) & accept I am one of their species, whereas yours has no proven members except you.

What the fuck kind of English sentence is this? Did you have a seizure while typing this?

 

[Dr. Meme]

Largely, except the part where you bite people.

We know your dental records, TJ. There's no mistaking the marks of those chompers!

those chompers are biological weapons at this point, what with all the plaque and literal shit on them

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Yet again, this thread goes along for a while without any visit from me or facts posted by anyone.

1, etc.] I don't own a gun or bite anyone. Also, I am the only one here who has ever had the aim of taking the threads & "Wiki" pages about me permanently.

Translation: This thread and all the attention I'm getting makes me feel like a big boy.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Why do you bite people? Are you trying to give them diabeetus?

He's trying to create an army of were-TJs to help him overthrow the farms. The next full moon, there will be shitposting the likes of which you've never seen.

 

[Coster]

For my favorite weird-toothed sped

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

For my favorite weird-toothed sped

It needs more awkward. I feel like you're being too generous.

 

[Positron]

@Cowlick what did you do with the gun? You have stated it's no longer in your possession. I'm concerned about the safety of those around you if you didn't turn it over to the authorities. Law enforcement might have to be notified if a suitable explanation for what happened to the gun isn't provided.

Yup it would be dangerous if a little boy gets hold of your gun; you may have to bite him to get it back.

 

[tweaker the cat]

I'm... Confused. This is Ahuviya's thread, right?

 

[HickoryDickory]

I'm... Confused. This is Ahuviya's thread, right?

It's okay. TJ will get shuffled off eventually.

Happy birthday, btw!

 

[tweaker the cat]

Happy birthday, btw!

Thank you! <3

 

[Mr. X]

I don't own a gun

So you lied about receiving a gun in the mail. We already knew you were lying about that (just as you have lied about so many other things) but owning up to your feeble attempt at deception is a step in the right direction.

 

[APerson]

Of lies, largely! Also, you are exceptional more than I as well as more individual: Many accept I am as good as them (if not better) & accept I am one of their species, whereas yours has no proven members except you.

I am curious as to who you think "accept that [you're] as good as them". Also, even assuming that, you can't technically "prove" that you're a member of our species until you reproduce-being accepted has nothing to do with it.

 

[Keerakh]

Of lies, largely! Also, you are exceptional more than I as well as more individual: Many accept I am as good as them (if not better) & accept I am one of their species, whereas yours has no proven members except you.

TJ, I'm gonna try to teach you something.
Seriously. Try to pace your sentence structure like a normal person. When someone who doesn't know what they're talking about or wants to pretend to be superior actually attempts to type like someone more intelligent than them, it comes out like everything you type. Misplaced syntax and everything. Grandiose words. Half-assed turns of phrase. You would give an English professor a fucking stroke.
Your structure reeks of posturing. That's all you're doing, Teej.
Also, any doctor would understand what "diabeetus" means. It looks and sounds like diabetes and any doctor worth the title has some level of deductive reasoning. You're a fucking idiot, Teej. Go brush your teeth and get your skull drained. Hell, I'll even buy you a bottle of Scope for Christmas.

 

[deductionotaku]

Yet again, this thread goes along for a while without any visit from me or facts posted by anyone.

Incorrect. We found other websites you trolled during your Kiwi hiatus, but more importantly you've been made a target by a group hell bent on our destruction. Congratulations! Your posting here and ability to assault other lolcows has made you one of us!

Of lies, largely!

Given that you supplied most of the content yourself, wouldn't that mean you've been lying, and thus nothing you say can be trusted?

Also, you are exceptional more than I as well as more individual

It's times like this that make tolerating you all worthwhile. Poor forethought and no proofreading have resulted in you doing the work for us.

 

[ON 190]

It's times like this that make tolerating you all worthwhile. Poor forethought and no proofreading have resulted in you doing the work for us.

But you is not individual he is individual who is not exceptional.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Of lies, largely! Also, you are exceptional more than I as well as more individual: Many accept I am as good as them (if not better) & accept I am one of their species, whereas yours has no proven members except you.

... what the fuck is TJ talking about? I know his sentences tend to be convoluted but this is bad even for him.

 

[Chuggernaut]

TJ writes like dumb people think smart people talk.