🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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Cowlick dijo:
1] I don't post here what any normal person would define as "regularly".

2] I don't bite anyone, nor do I know anyone as mentally disabled as any of you, which is the minimum requirement for anyone that would physically go near any of you to create similarly-disabled offspring.
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The more you post these strangely specific denials, the more I am convinced that you constantly bite people. I am sure that you lurk behind things at night waiting for passersby, then leap out, bite them, and flee back into the darkness.
 
Cowlick dijo:
1] I don't post here what any normal person would define as "regularly".

2] I don't bite anyone, nor do I know anyone as mentally disabled as any of you, which is the minimum requirement for anyone that would physically go near any of you to create similarly-disabled offspring.
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
 
There was a full moon on Friday. After a long weekend of biting mentally challenged children, Church had to come here and gloat.

@Cowlick could you describe what your erotic &/or sexual experience with another person entailed? For the purpose of this discussion your hands nor any other part of your person nor any other non-living object count as another person.
 
Cowlick dijo:
Things as you see them are not as they truly are.
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"There is no truth, there is only perception" seems to ring true here. Unfortunately for you the general perception seems to be that you're a little special..

If you were normal you would have left this forum a long time ago. Yet here you are, ten and a half months after your first post, still spewing the same crap about how you have no time for people like us. What kind of logic is that? come on buddy.
 
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@Cowlick has made 678 posts since his first on Sept. 18, 2014. That's an average of well over one per day, and his posting pattern is usually several posts per day.

He is a regular poster.
 
@Cowlick You stopped talking about the gun. I want to know more. Your local police chief was VERY interested in the illegal, unlicensed handgun that is in your position. I spoke with him yesterday afternoon.

Since it was in your possession last, you are liable for anyone who is harmed with it.
 
TJ, would you consider yourself an above average writer? Have you considered self-publishing a book? If you're good, you might make an income off it and noone can bother you about being unemployed. Assuming you don't suck at writing, that is.

It could also fund raise your political career. You'll need a lot of money to make it in politics.
 
Awww look, TJ thinks just because he trash talks, we will forget how insecure he is. As for what you had to say TJ, yes, I bite people quite a bit. My wife for instance. And the women we have threesomes with. I guess all in all, I bite someone at least three times a week. The difference between me and you is that for one, I don't bite children, and two, I don't have rabies.

And to claim that I use sock puppets? That's rich coming from the master of the puppet show. I only use one profile for every site I visit. I don't get banned, so I never need more than one Mr. 3-in-a-Week.
 
Cowlick dijo:
I have much more than that. What I don't have is time or reason to waste any of it near any of you.

Also, another thing I don't have is any history of biting anyone, same as none of you have any proof otherwise. Lastly, you may (however) have proof of biting many people per each of you, as then you can claim I am lying or an idiot again when I claim you have no physical contact with other living humans, perhaps in response to my factual claim you are wrong when you claim I have had no sexual contact with anyone outside of the Internet or my other writing (the "erotic" type of which I have not done in quite some time, & Saint has probably done a great deal, by which I am only referring to the amount... We all know it to be as poor quality as his writing anywhere, which is why he is now trying to hide that by posting multiple times in a row & use posts by others who research may prove to be sock puppets of his making.)
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My god, just look at that run-on sentence. That kind of shit gets stomped out of you in grade 6 English classes. Did you get held back a few grades, @Cowlick ?
 
Cowlick dijo:
I have much more than that. What I don't have is time or reason to waste any of it near any of you.

Also, another thing I don't have is any history of biting anyone, same as none of you have any proof otherwise. Lastly, you may (however) have proof of biting many people per each of you, as then you can claim I am lying or an idiot again when I claim you have no physical contact with other living humans, perhaps in response to my factual claim you are wrong when you claim I have had no sexual contact with anyone outside of the Internet or my other writing (the "erotic" type of which I have not done in quite some time, & Saint has probably done a great deal, by which I am only referring to the amount... We all know it to be as poor quality as his writing anywhere, which is why he is now trying to hide that by posting multiple times in a row & use posts by others who research may prove to be sock puppets of his making.)
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Who have you fucked?

Cowlick dijo:
I am normal & you are not
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Being diagnosed with diabetes by a doctor but denying it is normal? Tripping and breaking your jaw because you lack the arm strength to stop yourself is normal? Biting children is normal? Accomplishing nothing and never having a job your entire life is normal? Being a virgin at your age is normal? Having rotting teeth at your age is normal?
 
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I wonder what part of @Cowlick 's life does he deem as "normal"?

...Denying he has diabetes, despite it being an extremely common and treatable affliction?

...Being an adult and having to be cared for by his parents?

...Spending his time writing garbage porn?

...Socializing exclusively with forums, most of whom are all too eager to ban him?

Seriously, what part of this is supposed to be "normal"?
 
Cowlick dijo:
2] I don't bite anyone, nor do I know anyone as mentally disabled as any of you, which is the minimum requirement for anyone that would physically go near any of you to create similarly-disabled offspring.
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Really TJ, I don't understand why you keep spitting venom at us like this. We did nothing to you. We're innocent like those poor children you bite.
 
ChurchOfGodBear dijo:
I wonder what part of @Cowlick 's life does he deem as "normal"?

...Denying he has diabetes, despite it being an extremely common and treatable affliction?

...Being an adult and having to be cared for by his parents?

...Spending his time writing garbage porn?

...Socializing exclusively with forums, most of whom are all too eager to ban him?

Seriously, what part of this is supposed to be "normal"?
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Or still being a virgin when the average age of virginity loss is 17 years old. Even Chris lost his viriginity before TJ.
 
ChurchOfGodBear dijo:
I wonder what part of @Cowlick 's life does he deem as "normal"?

...Denying he has diabetes, despite it being an extremely common and treatable affliction?

...Being an adult and having to be cared for by his parents?

...Spending his time writing garbage porn?

...Socializing exclusively with forums, most of whom are all too eager to ban him?

Seriously, what part of this is supposed to be "normal"?
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Didn't even need to mention how weird his huge fucking head is to lay down that sick burn.
 
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