🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[DogshitTaco]

Documented evidence of TJ lying... and in just his 2nd post as well.

Not only that, but shortly after a post at the top of page 2 by @RecordStoreToughGuy catching him slipping up and talking in the first person, he says this. Up to that point, he thought he had everyone fooled into believing that he was a mere acquaintance to himself and it was priceless:

Indeed I did... However, as I already stated, I have yet to see much proof anyone posting in this thread is intelligent/clever, so I assumed many would have skipped-over or forgotten that part.

He then proceeds to cut down the intelligence of everyone here for 361 pages, regardless of that.

He made 1 hit and run reply here earlier tonight and pissed off. I think the questions about this non-existent gun scared him off.

 

[AnOminous]

The only response to this idiot's claims of intelligence that is worth the bother is just directing him back to page 1 of this very thread, and how it basically didn't exist until his intervention.

Then look at his attempts to get rid of this thread, which have resulted in it becoming this thread.

Congratulations, you kid-biting idiot!

 

[ThatGuy]

Wow, I just dropped in to check on the church. And it's at 363+ pages now?!?

TJ Church, the lolcow that keeps on licking.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

So... has Church ever tried to have his work published?

Or does he think that all publishing companies are staffed by idiots because they pointed out his grammar was the result of putting a sentence through every language of Google Translate and then through a Lord of the Rings Sindarin converter?

 

[Silver]

Wow, I just dropped in to check on the church. And it's at 363+ pages now?!?

TJ Church, the lolcow that keeps on licking.

biting*

 

[Saint]

So... has Church ever tried to have his work published?

Or does he think that all publishing companies are staffed by idiots because they pointed out his grammar was the result of putting a sentence through every language of Google Translate and then through a Lord of the Rings Sindarin converter?

He probably feels that the publishing companies will just recognize is greaterest mind on their own and flock to him on their own.

 

[deductionotaku]

So... has Church ever tried to have his work published?

Or does he think that all publishing companies are staffed by idiots because they pointed out his grammar was the result of putting a sentence through every language of Google Translate and then through a Lord of the Rings Sindarin converter?

As far as formal publishing goes, he admits to only having contacted one vanity publisher; communications quickly ceased once he knew what that meant. Otherwise, all he has is a letter to a newspaper editor along side his CHYOO, CHYOA, and blog entries, all of which are of extremely poor quality.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

you know how when you see something horrible and you feel like you need to take a shower? When I see a picture of TJ I feel like I need to go brush my teeth.

 

[Saint]

I work with someone with absolutely horrible teeth. He looks like a hillbilly mountain man who never had dental. And his teeth STILL look better than TJ Church's maw of destruction!

Sorry for the double post, but something was brought to my attention and I simply felt that I had to share it. A possible theory on what TJ Church actually is was posted on CYOA. This theory states that TJ isn't actually a person, but a manifestation of all the writer's bad sides. Most writers at CHYOA are actually very nice (But perverted) people. And their dark sides had to find some way to come into the open. Their combined suppressed evil basically formed the entity known as "TJ CHURCH."

Here is the link. Please direct your attention to a post by CorruptedHeroine.

http://forum.chyoa.com/threads/trolls-in-the-dungeon.306/#post-3682

 

[Cowlick]

I have much more than that. What I don't have is time or reason to waste any of it near any of you.

Also, another thing I don't have is any history of biting anyone, same as none of you have any proof otherwise. Lastly, you may (however) have proof of biting many people per each of you, as then you can claim I am lying or an idiot again when I claim you have no physical contact with other living humans, perhaps in response to my factual claim you are wrong when you claim I have had no sexual contact with anyone outside of the Internet or my other writing (the "erotic" type of which I have not done in quite some time, & Saint has probably done a great deal, by which I am only referring to the amount... We all know it to be as poor quality as his writing anywhere, which is why he is now trying to hide that by posting multiple times in a row & use posts by others who research may prove to be sock puppets of his making.)

 

[EI 903]

What I don't have is time or reason to waste any of it near any of you.

You have nothing but time, Teej. If you didn't have time to spend here, you wouldn't post regularly.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Someone give McGruff the Crime Dog TJChurch teeth.

Pictured TJChurch the Dog about to take a bite out of a mentally disabled child.

Spoiler

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

you are wrong when you claim I have had no sexual contact with anyone outside of the Internet

What happened with that? Did things get serious?

 

[Cowlick]

1] I don't post here what any normal person would define as "regularly".

2] I don't bite anyone, nor do I know anyone as mentally disabled as any of you, which is the minimum requirement for anyone that would physically go near any of you to create similarly-disabled offspring.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

] I don't bite anyone, nor do I know anyone as mentally disabled as any of you, which is the minimum requirement for anyone that would physically go near any of you to create similarly-disabled offspring.

I don't think you bite people
I know you mean everyone except me when you say this right?

 

[EI 903]

1] I don't post here what any normal person would define as "regularly".

If you are using 'regular' to mean normal, you're quite correct. But as a function of frequency over time, well...

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looks pretty frequent to me

 

[Cowlick]

If you are using 'regular' to mean normal, you're quite correct. But as a function of frequency over time, well...

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looks pretty frequent to me

Things as you see them are not as they truly are. This explains why the screenshot matters not, & why I am normal & you are not, regardless of it looking the opposite to many of you.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

If you are using 'regular' to mean normal, you're quite correct. But as a function of frequency over time, well...

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looks pretty frequent to me

@Hellblazer Can you please help, TJ accidentally blocked me and now I have no way to tell him

 

[deductionotaku]

You have nothing but time, Teej. If you didn't have time to spend here, you wouldn't post regularly.

He'd also post more concise sentences if he was strapped for time.

Things as you see them are not as they truly are.

Irony.

This explains why the screenshot matters not

You're only saying that because you don't know how to take and post a screenshot.

& why you are normal & I am not, regardless of it looking the opposite to me.

Fixed that for you.

 

[EI 903]

Things as you see them are not as they truly are. This explains why the screenshot matters not, & why I am normal & you are not, regardless of it looking the opposite to many of you.

So you didn't make all those posts?

@Hellblazer Can you please help, TJ accidentally blocked me and now I have no way to tell him

Sorry, I can't help there. You can make a Talk to Staff and one of the admins can overturn it, though.