🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[SP 199]

Hoo boy this gonna be good

I bite people never.

The correct way to structure this sentence would be 'I never bite people'

cognetive

'Cognitive'

legitamitly

'Legitimately '

I cannot, however, stop biting kids

Kinda goes against your first point

 

[TM Ambrose]

2] I'm not an ass-clown, just as Ambrose's spelling part of his brain (if he has one) isn't working. (My PC along with my brain by itself tell me you spelled the word wrong, a list to which we can add "cognetive".)

You spelled cognitive wrong. Man your retardation is acting up today isn't it. You should get your PC checked, seems a little fucked up. As for your brain we all are well aware of how fucked up that is.

Also yes TJ, if you took insulin you would die if you didn't have diabetes. You're not dead, therefore you have diabetes. Every doctor in the world would tell you that you diabetic.

Lastly, cannot stop overusing/abusing ampersands or hyphens, as I also was not doing either of these (for sure, as many would consider those to be judgment calls).

You did not define the subject of this sentence. It should be "I cannot stop". You have to define your subject TJ.

On that note are you so retarded that you don't think people make spelling errors? You know when you submit a paper for peer review you typically send it to an editor first. (Wait of course you wouldnt know this.) The reason you do this is because no matter what field you're in everybody makes simple mistakes. You'll never really know this because the only job you'd ever be able to hold down is Wal-Mart greeter and that's just because of how special you are. In the sentence above the word special refers to your retardation.

 

[chimpburgers]

1] I bite people never.

2] I'm not an ass-clown, just as Ambrose's spelling part of his brain (if he has one) isn't working. (My PC along with my brain by itself tell me you spelled the word wrong, a list to which we can add "cognetive".)

3] Apparently, I would not be dead if I had no diabetes & yet took insulin, as I don't, do, & am clearly not.

4] I can easily deny being "legitamitly retarded", as there is no such thing. I cannot, however, stop biting kids or being involved with relatives, but I guess I already have, as I was not currently doing either. Lastly, cannot stop overusing/abusing ampersands or hyphens, as I also was not doing either of these (for sure, as many would consider those to be judgment calls).

Go take your meds, Teej. You're being delusional again.

 

[Fwiffo]

1] I bite people never.

2] I'm not an ass-clown, just as Ambrose's spelling part of his brain (if he has one) isn't working. (My PC along with my brain by itself tell me you spelled the word wrong, a list to which we can add "cognetive".)

3] Apparently, I would not be dead if I had no diabetes & yet took insulin, as I don't, do, & am clearly not.

4] I can easily deny being "legitamitly retarded", as there is no such thing. I cannot, however, stop biting kids or being involved with relatives, but I guess I already have, as I was not currently doing either. Lastly, cannot stop overusing/abusing ampersands or hyphens, as I also was not doing either of these (for sure, as many would consider those to be judgment calls).

Why don't you see what happens when you stop taking your insulin?

 

[Cowlick]

1] Church, I am not upset nor diabetic.

2] Cat, I am not retarded, nor dumb, nor biting people.

3] Bones, I always knew the correct spellings. It is Ambrose who claims they know & use(d) them & that mine (the ones you used) are/were incorrect. Also, it does not go against my first point, since in both cases I was not making a point, but attempting to correct a thought/claim about me many have made repeatedly (& DogTaco appears to still incorrectly believe).

4] TM, I spelled it wrong in the case you quoted, where it should have been obvious I was quoting your prior mistake. However, I understand it not being so to you, due to your ownership of the retardation & f'ed-up brain (both of which you seem to prefer passing onto me rather than admitting your ownership). Likewise, for anyone with a working, non-retarded brain, my subject would be obvious in the other case, as it had recently been claimed in the same thread that I (specifically) was doing those things... Oh, & regardless of what "every doctor in the world would tell" someone, they would do so including a state of being in the sentence, which you neglected to do when making that statement.

5] Dollar, I am taking my insulin on schedule (until I meet with the endocrinologist who admits it's not worth the money from my insurance-provider to see someone like me who doesn't have the disease). In an unrelated topic, I am in the minority (here, at least), being the sole person that knows me offline & knows my actual state as it refers to Diabetes.

6] Wing, I've stopped many times, & seen many things occur afterwards one may have claimed happened due to that. However, I see no relevance.

 

[RequiredName]

In an unrelated topic, I am in the minority (here, at least), being the sole person that knows me offline & knows my actual state as it refers to Diabetes.

It's too damn hot to go outside, and I haven't checked the news since the latest prison break, so I kinda missed this when it happened: Bill 264 - Safe at School passed about a year ago according to the following article, about the time your thread here started. How has this legislation affected you?

This bill, which was signed in to law today by Governor John Kasich, allows school staff to volunteer to be trained to assist children with diabetes with insulin administration and, in an emergency situation, to administer glucagon. In addition, the bill allows children, if they are capable to do so, to self-manage their diabetes while at school.

Source.
This next article's more of a local puff piece.

With the bill passing for Aiden it meant that he can do his own self care at school, but when his brain stops working so well because his sugar might be really high or really low, that there will be people there at school who can help him and they can give him his insulin.

Source.
Also, way to insult the mentally disabled. Maybe next you can call the Mexicans "rapists".

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

1] Church, I am not upset nor diabetic.

The fact that you take regular insulin does, and do not die, indicates you are diabetic.

 

[RequiredName]

What if he isn't diabetic, and he's being given a placebo? Is that illegal? I'm almost certain there are some medical organizations to which you can report that sort of thing.

 

[Poor Choices]

5] Dollar, I am taking my insulin on schedule (until I meet with the endocrinologist who admits it's not worth the money from my insurance-provider to see someone like me who doesn't have the disease).

I feel you man, I'm only breathing until I can meet with my chiropractor who agrees that I don't really have to have oxygen anymore.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I feel you man, I'm only breathing until I can meet with my chiropractor who agrees that I don't really have to have oxygen anymore.

I wonder if TJ "knows" his endocrinologist will veto the insulin treatments in the same way that TJ "knows" this thread will disappear one day?

For the benefit of TJ, by the above, I mean that neither will happen. Ever.

 

[ON 190]

3] Apparently, I would not be dead if I had no diabetes & yet took insulin, as I don't, do, & am clearly not.

This is, quite literally, an example of logical disconnect they could use in schools.

6] Wing, I've stopped many times, & seen many things occur afterwards one may have claimed happened due to that. However, I see no relevance.

What happened when you stopped? Knowing that "many things" would happen, why did you stop more than once?

 

[Fwiffo]

@Cowlick I would love to know why you are so adamantly opposed to the notion of you being a diabetic, when it seems all trained medical professionals disagree with you.

 

[ON 190]

@Cowlick I would love to know why you are so adamantly opposed to the notion of you being a diabetic, when it seems all trained medical professionals disagree with you.

Because he thought he didn't have it, was told he did, and now he's constructing an elaborate fantasy world where he's right and everyone else is wrong.

 

[Fwiffo]

Because he thought he didn't have it, was told he did, and now he's constructing an elaborate fantasy world where he's right and everyone else is wrong.

Yes, I suppose it really is as simple as that. I keep forgetting that @Cowlick is a man so deluded that he literally had his decision-making capabilities stripped from him by a judge for being too stupid to care for himself.

 

[RequiredName]

Yes, I suppose it really is as simple as that. I keep forgetting that @Cowlick is a man so deluded that he literally had his decision-making capabilities stripped from him by a judge for being too stupid to care for himself.

I think it's an elaborate conspiracy that reaches to the top levels of government. They declared him a ward of the state just to keep him in check and track his movements in the wild. That seems reasonable, right?

 

[autism420]

@Cowlick Just tell us what happened with the loaded gun that was mailed to you. Where is it now? Is it in possession of the police?

TJ, I want you to understand that being in possession of an unregistered handgun is a very serious crime. If you do not confirm the current location of this firearm, I will be forced to contact your local police department and tell them that you are in possession of an illegal and dangerous weapon.

 

[deductionotaku]

I wonder if TJ "knows" his endocrinologist will veto the insulin treatments

Look at his choice of words:

until I meet with the endocrinologist who admits it's not worth the money from my insurance-provider to see someone like me who doesn't have the disease

He doesn't say "my endocrinologist," but "the endocrinologist." He's browsing for the one who will support his self-diagnosis, and cuts and runs when he finds one who won't. Don't worry, TJ Church. You'll find your Dr. Nick Riviera.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Has @Cowlick commented on Donald Trump's presidential run? On the one hand both seem to have a hard on for saying stupid racist/homophobic shit. On the other Trump has crazy vote on lock and that encroaches in his territory.

While I'm on it yo @Cowlick, how dope would it be with Waka Flocka became president? Shit would be so fresh.

 

[Mr. X]

I never lied about being a liar

You're lying about it right now.

 

[Trombonista]

Ambrose's spelling part of his brain (if he has one) isn't working.

Quit misgendering Ambrose you shitlord.