🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

1] Know you're not too bright (putting it mildly), which is one of many reasons you shouldn't refer to what "anyone with a brain" can see, knowing you're not one of the group.

2] I would agree if I were a pathological liar. However, as I am not, any subordinate claims you have due to that suppose fact are baseless.


I agree!!!!
 
1] Know I'm not too bright (putting it mildly), which is one of many reasons I shouldn't refer to what "anyone with a brain" can see, knowing I will never be one of the group.

FTFY

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2] I would agree if I were a pathological liar. However, as I am not, any subordinate claims you have due to that suppose fact are baseless.

If you were a pathological liar, you wouldn't agree which would mean the statement about you being one is true. So irony is, you are a pathological liar.
 
I just went back to where we destroyed TJ's "i'm just playing along by taking insulin guis!!" argument. TJ never addressed this directly so i'm just going to assume he realized how stupid the argument is.

This is when you rate optimisitic because we all know TJ has zero capacity for introspection.
 
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You further proved you're less intelligent than I by being unable to count your cells & mine & believing you could.

I never lied about being a liar, whereas many of the members here (from the Lit. boards & not) have lied (perhaps knowingly, perhaps mistakenly) about many things (including me biting or in other ways attacking/passing diseases to children).

Oh, & I have nothing to say about my "insulin lie" as there never was a lie I told nor anything I wrote any of you "destroyed". (FYI, Ambrose, I can't have "adressed" it anyway b/c that isn't a word.)
 
You further proved you're less intelligent than I by being unable to count your cells & mine & believing you could.
The human brain really does contain that number of neurons. Did you really believe me when I said that "I counted" all of that?
Oh, & I have nothing to say about my "insulin lie" as there never was a lie I told nor anything I wrote any of you "destroyed".
You said that you don't have diabetes and take insulin just to "play along." If you didn't have diabetes and took insulin anyway you would be dead. So either you don't take insulin, or you have diabetes.
(FYI, Ambrose, I can't have "adressed" it anyway b/c that isn't a word.)
Way to sidestep an issue by picking on a typo. By the way, "b/c" isn't a word.
 
You further proved you're less intelligent than I by being unable to count your cells & mine & believing you could.

I never lied about being a liar, whereas many of the members here (from the Lit. boards & not) have lied (perhaps knowingly, perhaps mistakenly) about many things (including me biting or in other ways attacking/passing diseases to children).

Oh, & I have nothing to say about my "insulin lie" as there never was a lie I told nor anything I wrote any of you "destroyed". (FYI, Ambrose, I can't have "adressed" it anyway b/c that isn't a word.)
I think your swollen head is causing you to inflate your neuron count. Also, the number is useless without a sufficient level of interconnection.
 
FTFY, you pathologically lying twisted asshole. Stop raping &/or biting children and giving them herpes &/or rabies/distemper, respectively, bitch.
Actually, according to http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart...t-being-bitten-human-suarez-180951847/?no-ist
Herpes. Oh great, you can get herpes from a bite. Several studies said this was possible; no specific case reports turned up. It of course stands to reason this could happen since the herpes simplex virus is carried in saliva.

They can get it anyway from TJ "Bites-a-Lot" Church! He'll provide the first documented case, I wager.
 
You further proved you're less intelligent than I by being unable to count your cells & mine & believing you could.
Wow. You just proved how retarded you are by not understanding when people are mocking you.
as a lie I told nor anything I wrote any of you "destroyed". (FYI, Ambrose, I can't have "adressed" it anyway b/c that isn't a word.)
Actually TJ I spelled the word correctly. You in your mental retardation read it wrong. (On that note my laptops graphics card recently kicked the bucket and I'm currently having to type all my post on my phone which kinda makes it hell to do anything) What's your excuse for the excessive commas?


Oh yeah you're legitimately retarded.

Also you'd be dead if you didn't have diabetes and were taking insulin. This destroys your argument that you're just playing along. Good job proving once again that I am always correct (in this case about your inability to examine your own cognitive processes and realize the amount of cognitive dissonance that is occuring on the subject) and you're always wrong.

So let's put it this way TJ. You have diabetes. You don't want to have diabetes because you want to eat whatever you want. You lie to yourself about it. Everybody knows it's a lie, but you throw little "i'm smarter than you" temper tantrums when you get caught in your lies.
Also you will never have sex with anybody, not even your mom. (Yes we all know about how you want to fuck your mom).
 
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But TJ won a spelling bee, so that pretty much makes him a professional writer!

Joking aside, TJ, your approval rating might go up if you'd quit being an ass-clown. Quit picking on people for minor spelling errors that you yourself are guilty of, cease biting children, and stop fucking your mother.
 
1] I bite people never.

2] I'm not an ass-clown, just as Ambrose's spelling part of his brain (if he has one) isn't working. (My PC along with my brain by itself tell me you spelled the word wrong, a list to which we can add "cognetive".)

3] Apparently, I would not be dead if I had no diabetes & yet took insulin, as I don't, do, & am clearly not.

4] I can easily deny being "legitamitly retarded", as there is no such thing. I cannot, however, stop biting kids or being involved with relatives, but I guess I already have, as I was not currently doing either. Lastly, cannot stop overusing/abusing ampersands or hyphens, as I also was not doing either of these (for sure, as many would consider those to be judgment calls).
 
1] I bite people never.

2] I'm not an ass-clown, just as Ambrose's spelling part of his brain (if he has one) isn't working. (My PC along with my brain by itself tell me you spelled the word wrong, a list to which we can add "cognetive".)

3] Apparently, I would not be dead if I had no diabetes & yet took insulin, as I don't, do, & am clearly not.

4] I can easily deny being "legitamitly retarded", as there is no such thing. I cannot, however, stop biting kids or being involved with relatives, but I guess I already have, as I was not currently doing either. Lastly, cannot stop overusing/abusing ampersands or hyphens, as I also was not doing either of these (for sure, as many would consider those to be judgment calls).


your retarded and dumb. stop biting people
 
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