✨ Celebrity Tila Tequila - aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you were thirsty for in 2013

[Uber driver reviewer]

Didn’t she have a brain aneurism? Or was it just drugs this whole time?

Divine revelation.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Well if she hates niggers, she can't be all bad.

 

[snailslime]

bump?

what even is this outfit

doesn't she consider rap music degenerate

 

[BelUwUga]

what even is this outfit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uz3gDsfdJV0

Apparently the aneurysm eliminated any cunning in her illusion-type bitchcraft. From the top:
Hat- Covers that there's either a wig or an assload of extensions. Leopard print shows she's still wild. Helps cover that she has more makeup on her face than a geisha.
The top is what I like to call a fat-daptation- if we're being honest we all know that waist is so high her tits would be below it if she did not have a bra. Black is slimming, the skirt hides a gut. Those sleeve abominations are perfectly placed to lasso in the "bingo wings."
Skirt- notice it's bulky enough we don't really know what the hips/ass actually look like (prediction: disaster) Most importantly it ends just right for...
Those leg corsets she is passing off as boots- she's trying to pass off what likely looks like a busted tin of biscuits as thicc thighs.
I know some sassy gays I can consult to confirm my findings but I'm pretty confident with this rundown.

doesn't she consider rap music degenerate
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RgiwGPZzHCs

A) I got some serious flashbacks.
B) I need to see her betray the white nationalists to go be a power couple with Soulja Boy <3

 

[Radical Sloth]

 

[Petronella]

"Save some for me"? Is Jesus her boyfriend or something?

 

[b0x]

2012


2021

 

[Big Nasty]

Looks kinda fat.

 

[Shidoen]

I thought Asian nazis were a meme?

 

[Dovahshit]

Looks kinda fat.

was about to say

shes looking chonky
but i have to say, i do like how she looks more now than before
more natural

 

[celebrityskin]

Looks kinda fat.

I mean she's 40 now so it's not criminal. Much like Snooki, she's about 4'10 so you need to work extremely hard to not look like a sausage

Didn’t she have a brain aneurism? Or was it just drugs this whole time?

Brain damage because of the drugs mostly

 

[b0x]

I thought Asian nazis were a meme?

Japanese were honorary Nazis

 

[Iron Hamster]

Japanese were honorary Nazis
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Unit 731 - Auschwitz of the East

 

[Nod Flenders]

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Holy fuck did she get fat!

 

[celebrityskin]

Japanese were honorary Nazis
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Her surname is Nguyen so certainly not Japanese lmao.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

Her surname is Nguyen so certainly not Japanese lmao.

She’s Thai.

 

[catmasterj]

Holy fuck did she get fat!

I guess that what happens when you replace coke with food

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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I think that’s Bruce Jenner, not Tila. The blind refers to “former A+ celebrity” which nobody would have ever put Tila in anything but C list even at her peak, plus said celebrity has grown children.

 

[Xenomorph]

Looks chunky, why does her face look like a toddler?

 

[snailslime]

Lmao what are these thumbnails