Tiberius Rising Tiberius Rising: The Audiobook

[GV 002]

@Chanbob mentioned in the unedited chapter 11 video that "Barbeque" should be a ringtone. I agree. So enjoy:
BARBEQUE!

Ha! That's awesome!

Me and the mister had so much fun doing this, can we wangle another project like it in the future? Everyone's entries are great, we got us some sexy voices.

 

[Zim]

I have a few from me on my computer but it's mostly just me fucking up lines on the first take.

Shit's hard to read outloud, yo.

 

[EI 903]

Shit's hard to read outloud, yo.

Especially with the lack of punctuation combined with run-on sentences. Your brain just freaks out after years of reading logical, decent writing.

 

[KatsuKitty]

There's a new chapter. Can I do it when I get the opportunity?

 

[EI 903]

There's a new chapter. Can I do it when I get the opportunity?

FlyAwayNow put in dibs, but I'm cool with it if he is. It's super-long, so you could even split it in half and each do one.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Yeah apparently it's some 20% of the book. We can prob. split it.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Oh god help me this chapter was terrible

 

[DeagleDad420]

Oh god help me this chapter was terrible

Can't wait to see your review/synopsis of it.

 

[EllaMental]

Can't wait to see your review/synopsis of it.

I think that aside from the rather boring description of the tactical knee pads that Jackknife (aka Jackknief, Jackknif, Jackkknife) was using against Stryker, and the tactical axe, the whole chapter was quite action-packed and rather exciting. There's a face that gets turned into stewed tomatoes and a lot of multicultural swearing. When Stryker thinks he hears AK47 fire and Jackknife tells him he's a clever boy, I felt like I was really there. It amazed me that Stryker could tell it was AK47 fire, even though that was the primary weapon used throughout the chapter.

 

[Descent]

It's time for:
Decent Mystery's Tiberius Rising Drinking Game!!!
Have a drink each time:
-Something is described as tactical
-"But none of that was important/mattered now"
-Parkour is used
-A character practically jizzes themselves at how Stryker is amazing at something.
-there's a video game allusion
-guns/equipment are described in pornographic detail
-Stryker's rank changes
-there's a continuity error
-Ramirez's name is mispelled
-Jace includes a url link in the story
-"(some piece of equipment) couldn't be found in a catalog"
-FUBAR
-Ramirez says something in Spanish.
-Equipment randomly appears from no where.

 

[CatParty]

It's time for:
Decent Mystery's Tiberius Rising Drinking Game!!!
Have a drink each time:
-Something is described as tactical
-"But none of that was important/mattered now"
-Parkour is used
-A character practically jizzes themselves at how Stryker is amazing at something.
-there's a video game allusion
-guns/equipment are described in pornographic detail
-Stryker's rank changes
-there's a continuity error
-Ramiers's name is mispelled
-Jace includes a url link in the story

Alcohol poisoning.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Alcohol poisoning.

So in the spirit of how the author does it?

 

[StallChaser]

Alcohol poisoning.

If someone took a drink each time you got alcohol poisoning, they'd get alcohol poisoning.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I will be recording a part today.