🐮 Lolcow Thomas Ferdinand - 5102 Verbena Dr NW, Acworth, GA 30102, ROBLOX veteran, catfisher, carnoisseur of diaperfur shit.

[GS 281]

Striker has been getting weened by some kid who has been having him buy him iTunes cards and sexting with him to get him to play with his shit. Striker was dumb enough to give this kid iTunes cards and whatnot over the course of the past few months. Basically he's been running sweetheart sagas on a literal retard and feels that this is quality trolling.

5102 Verbena Dr NW, Acworth, GA 30102
His parents are Douglas and Elain

https://www.facebook.com/wasoura
https://www.facebook.com/douglasferdinand
thanks to @That's Our Lolcow, @hood LOLCOW and @CasualSeppuku


He's clearly not autistic.

https://www.facebook.com/thomas.ferdinand.9
thx @CasualSeppuku
email: anuclearacorn@gmail.com
He literally doxed himself to Striker Wolf for iTunes

The kid told Striker that he was some chick and that he was arrested. She told him that she was arrested for killing her dad when he tried to rape her. Striker was dumb enough to believe that the chick could have a cell phone in jail after she murdered her dad. Striker gave us access to his account because he wanted us to check it out. I have never encountered such ween and autism before in my life. Below are caps from the PM's.

https://imgur.com/a/Eu82z
https://imgur.com/a/rHsTM
https://imgur.com/a/AcOWS
https://imgur.com/a/LavPt

 

[Null]

@AnOminous is cat fishing a crime?

 

[AnOminous]

Striker has been getting weened by some kid who has been having him buy him iTunes cards and sexting with him to get him to play with his shit. Striker was dumb enough to give this kid iTunes cards and whatnot over the course of the past few months. Basically he's been running sweetheart sagas on a literal exceptional individual and feels that this is quality trolling.

The kid's name it Thomas Ferdinand and he lives at 1911 Kemp Rd, Marietta, GA 30066. His parents are Douglas and Elain

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He's clearly not autistic.
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https://www.facebook.com/thomas.ferdinand.9
thx @CasualSeppuku
email: anuclearacorn@gmail.com
He literally doxed himself to Striker Wolf for iTunes
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The kid told Striker that he was some chick and that he was arrested. She told him that she was arrested for killing her dad when he tried to rape her. Striker was dumb enough to believe that the chick could have a cell phone in jail after she murdered her dad. Striker gave us access to his account because he wanted us to check it out. I have never encountered such ween and autism before in my life. Below are caps from the PM's.

Spoiler: Killed Dad

[MEDIA=imgur]id=a%2FEu82z;type=album[/MEDIA]

Spoiler: iTunes pls

[MEDIA=imgur]id=a%2FrHsTM;type=album[/MEDIA]

Spoiler: NOTICE ME STRIKER SENPAI

[MEDIA=imgur]id=a%2FAcOWS;type=album[/MEDIA]

Spoiler: Literally begging Striker Wolf to play with his shit

[MEDIA=imgur]id=a%2FLavPt;type=album[/MEDIA]

Awesome. But the gallery links are broken so I can't see the actual pictures except as thumbnails.

@AnOminous is cat fishing a crime?

Depends on whether you do anything illegal while doing it. Someone could probably sue you over it if they broke your heart or whatever and you had to spend a bunch of money on therapy, but good luck with that.

 

[GS 281]

Awesome. But the gallery links are broken so I can't see the actual pictures except as thumbnails.

I can upload the pix individually if youd like.

 

[AnOminous]

I can upload the pix individually if youd like.

Sure. I'll post something to the tech thread about it, it might be the embedding that's broken somehow.

 

[yasscat]

Awesome. But the gallery links are broken so I can't see the actual pictures except as thumbnails.

It's not a perfect solution, but if you click the imgur logo/watermark/whatever, it'll open the photos in an album in a new tab.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

let's keep in mind that this kid is a "retired roblox celebrity"

http://archive.is/fRKAE

this is evident on his old youtube page

http://archive.is/kMkzL

 

[Handsome Pete]

I know the consensus is that Striker isn't funny anymore, but it seems like every week he's got a new ween for us to point and laugh at.

At this point, he isn't so much a lolcow himself as he is a beacon for attracting various lesser cows.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I know the consensus is that Striker isn't funny anymore, but it seems like every week he's got a new ween for us to point and laugh at.

At this point, he isn't so much a lolcow himself as he is a beacon for attracting various lesser cows.

Attracting weens like flies to a shitty diaper.

 

[GS 281]

That kid is still sperging

Why would anyone want to see Striker's shit?

Because some people have weird fetishes.

I know the consensus is that Striker isn't funny anymore, but it seems like every week he's got a new ween for us to point and laugh at.

At this point, he isn't so much a lolcow himself as he is a beacon for attracting various lesser cows.

Striker is horrifying, sad and unbelievably gullible. He does do shit that will make you laugh still, though.

Wow. We're not skinny weeaboos, we're overweight neckbeard Gaymergators and/or tranny Pokemon feminists.

Also, it's nice to know that Zachywolf shares not only Striker's love of diapers but his hatred of black people. Though I can't tell if he's actually incapable of typing properly, or if it's just his exceptional attempt at being cutesy.

This. Rin's neckbeard is so long she sweeps the floor with it. Zachywolf is even more disgusting than Striker in some respects. He texts Striker his scat selfies because he knows Striker is apt to hand out stuff like passwords.

 

[Florence]

Ooh, an Anonymous mask. Truly the sign of a hardened internet badass.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Made this its own thread because this guy makes Pumpkinswirl and MrCKMongler look like @introman when it comes to being a troll

 

[niggers]

i'm all for stealing money from the retarded, but when you start sexting them pretending to be a girl you're essentially just a tranny hooker by proxy

 

[GS 281]

Tommy is locking down his facebook now.
https://www.facebook.com/thomas.ferdinand.9/friends?source_ref=pb_friends_tl

Don't worry Thomas, it's archived.
http://archive.is/wpqcN

 

[AnOminous]

i'm all for stealing money from the exceptional, but when you start sexting them pretending to be a girl you're essentially just a tranny hooker by proxy

And when you're turning tricks for iTunes you have ceased to be the troll.

 

[GS 281]

And when you're turning tricks for iTunes you have ceased to be the troll.

What do you expect from a bandfag?

Spoiler

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/band6-jpg.119782/

The four children in a triangle look like the hybrid-alien children from the film "Village of the Damned" all grown up.

 

[YankeeTrader]

It's not a perfect solution, but if you click the imgur logo/watermark/whatever, it'll open the photos in an album in a new tab.

I kind of wished I hadn't bothered to do that

/shudder

 

[yasscat]

And when you're turning tricks for iTunes you have ceased to be the troll.

He could have at least asked for something with more value, like a prepaid Visa card credit, or something.

 

[drain]

Im always fascinated when a lolcow is so so so retard that it manages to attract other minor retard lolcows.
Its like a spergy tournament, idk