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[Daddy's Angry Juice]

My peeny weeny makes yours look small
You're sad cuz you have only one ball
Like Lance Armstrong
In a race, Im 4 minutes ahead of you
Try catch up to my
Pace is a mediocre sauce
You have no rhymes so you lost
Your mind, it has many synapses
Your Girlfriend's booty cheeks are the ones I clapses
Oh wait, thats not a real word
I guess this sick ass poem, was only a turd
In closing, if you want to laugh at my fail
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[Black Man Underwear]

My peeny weeny makes yours look small
You're sad cuz you have only one ball
Like Lance Armstrong
In a race, Im 4 minutes ahead of you
Try catch up to my
Pace is a mediocre sauce
You have no rhymes so you lost
Your mind, it has many synapses
Your Girlfriend's booty cheeks are the ones I clapses
Oh wait, thats not a real word
I guess this sick ass poem, was only a turd
In closing, if you want to laugh at my fail
This post may not be rebroadcasted or reproduced without permission of the NFL.

 

[Lou Bega]

I'll give you the best head of your life if you give me license to use your poem.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Fair Use still applies.

 

[Enig]

I bought like three of em on aliexpress, the fuck you mean copyright

 

[Cat tit bingo]

 

[Hellwalker]

You forgot to include this:
©

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I'm with Capitol Records and we'd like to offer you a music contract.

 

[Big Lenny]

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I want to pay you specifically for the rights to this shit post

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I would steal this if it wasn't copyrighted.

 

[Ventrue]

I have read the poem out loud into a recorder. I now have a physical copy that I will mass produce and distribute through underground networks. I have successfully created a work around for any copyright issue with the NFL.