This dumb fucking bird

[whatever I feel like]

Thus dumb fucking bird flys down from the highway sign in front of me and lands right in front of me. Since I am browsing kiwifarms I only have one hand on the wheel so of course I hit it. Gonna have to check if it damaged anything when I get home. What a dumb fucking bird.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Some burger eating fat fuck was speeding down the highway, and hit me with his fucking car. I'm fine, but that faggot just kept fucking going like he was gonna miss a deal on a big mac. It's fine tho, I got his license plate, hope the manchild chokes on his happy meal.

 

[round robin]

sorry

 

[Queen_Ree]

Wasn’t me! I can’t fly!