Things you’ve been banned from - Post your criminal record here. Doesn’t matter if it’s social media, game or IRL place

[Da Capo]

About a few weeks ago, I got banned from Habbo Hotel Origins for closing the pool with other nigras.

 

[AnOminous]

i told a discord moderator they were wrong.

banned.

That's not even a real ban. Plus you were on Discord. Homo.

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

I got banned for life from RedBubble for my Ted Kaczynski "Vote by mail" t-shirt design. I did manage to get a couple printed before I got got though.

 

[Sperg_rancher]

I got banned from every sseth tzeentach discord server for posting gore, most of the time unintentionally.
I got banned from Nick Rekieta's discord for posting gore, intentionally.
I got banned from Discord for posting gore.
Got banned from reddit for quoting Nate Huber during the Rittenhouse Self defensing.

That's all I think.

 

[Proud Ginga]

Glad to see some Gmod griefers in here. I've caught a lot of bans on there, but the one I remember best was on a server called Gaminglight's SchoolRP close to a decade ago. This server was amazing for griefing because it was filled with more speds than the typical server. I remember that they had VIP (paid) roles, one of which allowed you to be a school shooter. I did all sorts of things on there before getting banned. Lots of RDM, prop blocking, mic spam. I found some unbanned TF2 mountain props that were big enough to fill the entire spawn area, and some glitched textures on the ropes that rendered through walls so people would see them all over the map. Spelling Nigger in the sky with the rope tool was also really funny.

 

[AnOminous]

I think my very earliest "ban" was in the late 80s and on BITNET Relay, something that existed before irc (and irc was based on it somewhat). I'm not sure it can be counted as a "ban" because they never got rid of us.

I and a few irl friends would join and then just spew absolute nonsense and shit that broke the UI on most clients.

We all had 24/7 access to a set of computers in the very dorm we were housed as honors students, so would show up at any time in pajamas or otherwise and just go around fucking shit up.

You know the power you have now to get together a crowd just with your phone? Imagine having that in the '80s and a malicious mind too.

 

[Dyn]

I think my very earliest "ban" was in the late 80s

lmao you're old

 

[Str8Bustah]

• I've been banned from discord 3 separate times for racism and being mean to troons.
• I routinely upset high-strung women with my jokes in the art servers I take part in, though I've never actually been banned because of it, I've just had people tell me off for not being sporting to people who by all rights do not deserve it.
• I've been shadowbanned on Youtube for making fun of every single kind of protected individual you can think of.
• I've had a twitter account banned for telling a tranny to 41% themselves after they made a joke about white genocide.
• I've been banned from 4chan on at least 12 separate occasions since hiromoot came into power for being racist to jews, indians, chinamen, koreans, making fun of people who enjoy yuri and bullying trannies.

It's not a very long list, all things considered.

EDIT: been threadbanned from the TES thread too, I don't think they liked my posts.

 

[Staticness]

I got banned from the India Menace thread because people got too felted by the truth and several threads in BP for “thirsting after lolcows”.

It’s strange that pretty much the only place I have ever been banned was places on KF.

 

[AnOminous]

lmao you're old

But you're an abo. You guys don't even live long enough to get old.

 

[Dyn]

But you're an abo. You guys don't even live long enough to get old.

> raised to always respect the elders
> find out anominous is one

help my brain is breaking

 

[A Cardboard Box]

were you like too poor to afford food or were you just acting like a nigger for kicks?

I was a shitty teenager.

 

[User names must be unique]

Got banned from Greggs for being racist.

 

[Tinidril]

I got banned from one of Foodie Beauty's chats (and reported for bullying!) for asking her to discuss Salah's blasphemy-against-Christians fetish, and opining that Salah should be whipped in the public square. Being banned by FB isn't rare but in ~30 years online, this goody-two-shoes was never banned before.

IRL I was banned, along with the whole gang I came with, from Otto's Shrunken Head in the East Village because one of the gang brought in booze in a soda can. Jerk. I don't even drink! There was a certain prestige in getting banned from a known hellhole, though.

 

[Chuck Chudjak]

Got banned from Idubbz house and trapped in a cage for trying to enjoy some 'nanas. Fucker body shamed me too. I'm so glad his nutty wife is cucking him and tricked him into getting CTE.
Seriously fuck that faggot idubbz

 

[National Defense Advocate]

I got banned from TwiXXer for telling a Serb I wish his parents were killed in a NATO bombing raid so he was never born.
in my defense, he was advocating for forceful race mixing.

I got banned from the Man hate thread for asking if women liked Mutton chops.

 

[Pool's Closed Due to AIDS]

About a few weeks ago, I got banned from Habbo Hotel Origins for closing the pool with other nigras.

Based as fuck

 

[AnOminous]

Got banned from Greggs for being racist.

From Greggs?

 

[Doxmatix]

A pizza place cuz my friends threw up everywhere being drunk

Seems fair. Honey makes a hell of a mess.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Oh god, I forgot to mention the funny bans I had when I was a kid like when I was 7 years old and banned from Sunday School because I kept mentioning Raiders of the Lost Ark since I had watched that movie the previous day. Or when I was 11 and got banned from Christian summer camp on the first day for calling the guy watching us a heretic (it was easy to get banned from there since my friend got banned the next day).