Things you do to gaslight your spouse

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Everytime we have a disagreement over chores, I tell her "women suck at X, men are better at it", and she doesn't even break a sweat trying to prove me wrong.

 

[Masturbator]

why you wont just breakup

 

[Trump's Chosen]

I keep mansplaining what gaslighting means and each time change the definition slightly.

 

[SNU]

I accuse them of trying to gaslight me. Like if I forget to do something I'll say they never asked me to do that and then i accuse them of trying to gaslight me

 

[Ocean's 9/11]

Sometimes I'll say I forgot to do something trivial, but in reality I just didn't want to. Is that gaslighting?

 

[The Ugly One]

I tell her she's pretty and then I hold up a mirror and go SIIIIIKE

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Pretend I climaxed in the condom.

 

[Named User]

I beat her then tell her I didn’t beat her

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

I beat her then tell her I didn’t beat her

Advice: tell her it was either Chris Brown or Mike Tyson who did it. Or just set a completely random black guy on her, like how mobster Mad Sam DeStefano liked to do to his missus. That was a real man who knew who how to keep his bitches in line. Miles Davis, too.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Advice: tell her it was either Chris Brown or Mike Tyson who did it. Or just set a completely random black guy on her, like how mobster Mad Sam DeStefano liked to do to his missus. That was a real man who knew who how to keep his bitches in line. Miles Davis, too.

Nah, gotta say it was OJ my dude

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Nah, gotta say it was OJ my dude

He died of cancer, though- OH...

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I buy guitars that are a different shape but the same colour, so she's never sure whether I've bought yet another one.
This also worked with motorcycles - I had a blue GSXR1100 and then I bought a blue Hayabusa; to this day, she has never realised.

 

[Fag Albert]

i take my meds
that makes her soooooo mad she disappears for a few days haha

 

[Tablet County]

I blow a handful of chili powder into her eyes.

 

[Crypto Six Gorillionaire]

I tell her that gaslighting is something she just made up. Or that I wouldn't waste money on gas in this economy and blame her for being financially irresponsible.

 

[DumbDude43]

tfw no wife

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

fuck around behind her back constantly then kick up a stink whenever she wants to spend time with her friends.

 

[isalaide]

"I told you about [event] weeks ago, you said you had meetings and couldn't come? I guess you forgot? Nevermind, I left your dinner in the fridge, kids get in the car"
"I arranged for us to go to [place/event] without you because last time we went you said you hated it and never wanted to go back? I'll remember to ask you next time, kids get in the car"

 

[PFM]

Tell her I make half of what I actually do and store that half into a hidden bank account. Then when I go to work conferences I hire a bunch of hookers and do a bunch of cocaine.

 

[Irregardless]

My wife really loves our cat and I have an ongoing joke where I'll say our cat's name is actually "Cat's name 2", because at some point in the past when he was young and she was visiting family I accidently lost him and just replaced him with an identical cat. The reason the joke works so well is that we have a specific mixed breed cat, as well as we also have one of it's siblings and they clearly act like siblings, so while it's technically possible, it's super unlikely that I'd be able to find a cat that looks enough like him to fill his place in a short time span, but there's still that small spec of "But what if though?" that makes it funny. She'll say things like "There's no way you'd be able to find a cat that act's as sweet and loving as him" and I'll just respond with "I mean yea it'd be really hard to get away with it again now that Cat's name 2 is older", and things of the sort.

Lastly, if she really wanted to, or if for some reason she started believing it too much and it caused an actual issue, he was chipped at birth so all it would take is a trip to the vet to confirm it is actually him, but that's a trick in my back pocket in case shit get's too real lol.