Things to do while under (self-)quarantine/lockdown - Some suggestions

[Unabashed Shia Apologist]

68. Go to the bathroom
69. Nice
70. Learn Serbian
71. Eat hot dogs

 

[Jmz_33]

69. Nice

72. Find a redditor and spit on him

 

[Thumb Butler]

73. Spend a week making a fake legal letter to Null.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

74. See how many stars your driver's ed teacher gave you
75. reload ammo to fight off looters
76. Get all the steam acheivements for civilization 5

 

[beautiful person]

77. Pirate all the hit movies you haven't seen yet
78. Hone your sewing skills and bootleg up some homemade masks
79. Build a wall around your family's land

 

[JambledUpWords]

80. Learn how to poison people so you can steal TP and hand soap

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

81. Unironically play Fall out Shelter.

 

[Jmz_33]

82. Masturbate (but with the door open)

 

[JambledUpWords]

83. Make your own hand sanitizers and soaps and charge $10 for small bottles of hand sanitizer

 

[war has changed]

Challenge yourself to read every single thread on KF.

 

[The Reaper]

Just lay in bed coofing and hoping the reaper takes mercy on me and helps me transcend into the afterlife.

Don't worry I have it on good authority he's merciful.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

84. Discover that within 12 hours of the NHL cancelling the hockey season, a bunch of Canuck doctors isolated General Tsao's Sicken, because you don't fuck with the hockey, beer, or poutine of those fucking Leafs.

Canadian research team isolates novel coronavirus behind COVID-19

The two Ontario universities with researchers on the team are McMaster University and the University of Toronto.

globalnews.ca

NHL suspends its season amid coronavirus pandemic

The NHL joined several other pro sports leagues in suspending its season amid the ongoing coronavirus outbreak.

globalnews.ca

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

85. Learn to read.

 

[JambledUpWords]

86. Take a never ending bath

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

87. You've had enough time to rest since #57, do more pushups.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

88 Increase your fapping power to 1.21 Jizzawatts

 

[GhostNotes]

89 torrent as many worthwhile game roms while the internet still works
90 play said roms while the electricity still works

 

[tehpope]

91. Download as many yt vids as you can so you have entertainment after the internet is shut down.
92. Hoard as much food and tp you can. Die of c19 and have your family trash it all since its expired or wet.

 

[Wraith]

93. Go to Romhacking.org and download video game hacks to try them out for fun when old classic games get boring
94. Wash your hands with gasoline (don't light a scented candle to deal with the smell like one idiot did)
95. Buy $358 dollars worth of Doritos and photograph yourself with them and a cardboard cutout of the blond chick from some animu or Everquest and send the pic to your last ex-gf to show that you stylin' without her
96. Count all of CWC's chest hairs and tell him he has more than your dad
97. Make garlic bread

 

[pierce your heart]

98. study biology
99. study CS
100. start research on making anime real
101. cry because you didn't accomplice anything from the 100 things in your list
102. go out to a world dominated by NEETs. Everyone else is dead