Things to do in Portland - I have to travel for work again

[beautiful person]

If you're willing to drive about 2 hours east on the Columbia, you could go check out this museum. It's got all kinds of cool old European stuff, as well as a replica of Stonehenge.

Though maybe this is just me telling you to get away from Portland because Portland is a fucking shit hole. Last time I wandered around Portland (as opposed to holing myself up my motel room any time I wasn't at the venue for whatever concert I was seeing), I did the touristy thing of looking for the original Voodoo Donuts. The neighborhood it's in, Old Town, smelled like a literal toilet.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Ask everyone you meet if they're Fred Armisen.

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

I learned I may have to go to Cleveland towards the end of the year. Between Portland, Minneapolis, and Cleveland, is my job subtly trying to get me to kill myself????

 

[beautiful person]

I learned I may have to go to Cleveland towards the end of the year. Between Portland, Minneapolis, and Cleveland, is my job subtly trying to get me to kill myself????

Hey, don't you know that Cleveland rocks?

(Note: I have never been to Cleveland.)

 

[Ghostface Killah]

I forgot to mention, check out Vista House.

 

[TheTitKoker]

Cleveland towards the end of the year

Having been there, I can 200% attest to entirety of that being true.

 

[JULAY]

I learned I may have to go to Cleveland towards the end of the year. Between Portland, Minneapolis, and Cleveland, is my job subtly trying to get me to kill myself????

Cleveland is OK, sort of. Just stay the fuck out of the east side.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

meet me
just kidding.
hide.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

If you have black or brown skin, you can just punch random people in Portland and nobody will do anything about it.