Things that bother Ethan - Community driven list

[66andtwothirds]

being called 5'1

 

[RichardRApe]

being called 5'1

being 5'1

 

[FM Bradley]

Suspenders.

 

[The Demon Baby]

being called 5'1

being 5'1

He's 4'9" you guys. Judy Garland was taller than Ralph.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

His front butt is bigger than his back butt.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

Leaving his phone at a pedophile tranny's house and having to ask for it back.

 

[Chettuce]

guys hes 5'1. wait no hes 5'0. wait no hes 4'11. wait no hes 4'10. wait no hes 4'9. wait no hes 4'8. wait no hes 4'7. wait no hes 4'6. wait no hes 4'5. wait no hes 4'4. wait no hes 4'3. wait no hes 4'2. wait no hes 4'1. wait no hes 4'0. wait no hes 3'11. wait no hes 3'10. wait no hes 3'9. wait no hes 3'8. wait no hes 3'7. wait no hes 3'6. wait no hes 3'5. wait no hes 3'4. wait no hes 3'3. wait no hes 3'2. wait no hes 3'1. wait no hes 3'0. wait no hes 2'11. wait no hes 2'10. wait no hes 2'9. wait no hes 2'8. wait no hes 2'7. wait no hes 2'6. wait no hes 2'5. wait no hes 2'4. wait no hes 2'3. wait no hes 2'2. wait no hes 2'1. wait no hes 2'0. wait no hes 1'11. wait no hes 1'10. wait no hes 1'9. wait no hes 1'8. wait no hes 1'7. wait no hes 1'6. wait no hes 1'5. wait no hes 1'4. wait no hes 1'3. wait no hes 1'2. wait no hes 1'1. wait no hes 1'0. wait no hes 0'11. wait no hes 0'10. wait no hes 0'9. wait no hes 0'8. wait no hes 0'7. wait no hes 0'6. wait no hes 0'5. wait no hes 0'4. wait no hes 0'3. wait no hes 0'2. wait no hes 0'1. wait no hes 0'0.

 

[RichardRApe]

guys hes 5'1. wait no hes

This post contains the recipe to unlocking kino never before understood or imagined. Just dipping my toes into it I felt an overwhelming urge to one-hand strangle my girlfriend and demand her previous knowledge of who I am. Read at your own peril/discretion/risk-level. It's religious spell casting, mantra, or something deeper in the valleys of West Memphis magic.

 

[Randy Lahey]

When his gunt gets all red and raw from fighting with other gunts.

 

[Chettuce]

When his gunt gets all red and raw from fighting with other gunts.

Have you ever rubbed your hands together really fast? The friction between two gunts is a anomalous and dangerous event. All personal must evacuate or go to the nearest blast shelter immediately.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Have you ever rubbed your hands together really fast? The friction between two gunts is a anomalous and dangerous event. All personal must evacuate or go to the nearest blast shelter immediately.

The energy created by the gunt reaction is more powerful than any nuclear device ever created. It’s a good thing Ralph is perpetually drunk, because if he knew this information the entire world would be in grave danger.

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

That the calories always go to his face or gunt instead of the soles of his feet or the crown of his head.

 

[PlasticOwls]

That the calories always go to his face or gunt instead of the soles of his feet or the crown of his head.

Forget the feet and the crown, he needs more junk in the trunk and on his sticks of legs; he needs tree trunks to seem proportionate

 

[seri0us]

Other people having fun

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Other people having fun

"THESE PEOPLE CAN GO BOWLING OR BUY A DRINK AND I HAVE TO HAVE AN ID? WAUGHLAUGHAUGH"

 

[Image Reactions]

Himself. It’s very apparent he hates himself and his actions are always a step further to shortening his life.

 

[DonDaLemon]

When its 4/20 but the only dude who would sell you weed punched you in the face less than a month ago.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

I am gooing to rape Ethan Oliver Ralph, co-host and chief of police of the Ralph Retort .com. I will cum on May 22nd at 11:15 AM. I will be outside his Virginia property and I will already be covered in oil. I will set myself on fire exactly 10:30AM, I will burn for 45 minutes during time I will enter his house and find him and then rape him. I will cum and he will become throne.

 

[Cow Poly]

@MeltyTW socks

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Being a normal person.