Things that aren't cool anymore

[Throng of Titans]

You're not cool for being openly anti-theistic in the West.

Like, I get it, I'm not religious anymore either, but acting like some 2012 Reddit atheist just makes you look like a gigantic soyjak who's angry that Mommy and Daddy made you go to church on Sunday (it always did, but it gets nowhere near the same level of validation that it did in the past) . A good example is the recent post on the atheism subreddit crying about Artemis II's astronauts making religious statements getting widely mocked by the web at large.

 

[Echinacea]

Trucks: you're not a rancher from Texas, you're an insurance salesman. get a normal car faggot. most now are driven by women or very old people. i even saw an old somali woman driving one once. truck owners are so stupid, they'll give 1000 a month to Ford just to prove theyre a REAL MAN

 

[We Are The Witches]

Tamagotchis.

They were so cool back then when I was a kid, but later you realize it's more like a chore. Still, to see what the evolution would be...

 

[singlele]

Trucks: you're not a rancher from Texas, you're an insurance salesman. get a normal car faggot. most now are driven by women or very old people. i even saw an old somali woman driving one once. truck owners are so stupid, they'll give 1000 a month to Ford just to prove theyre a REAL MAN

Rural LARPing has to be one of the lamest suburbanite trends in recent memory. You do not like in a dirt road small town, you live in a suburb 25 miles from a major city with an international airport.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Japan hasn't been cool since their bubble economy imploded. It's still a nice country to visit tho.

 

[Echinacea]

Rural LARPing has to be one of the lamest suburbanite trends in recent memory. You do not like in a dirt road small town, you live in a suburb 25 miles from a major city with an international airport.

>"I'm a rough country boy"
>uses dryer instead of clothesline because the outdoors smells bad
>has a riding mower for a flat 10,000 sqft yard
>drives to the mailbox instead of walking
>is terrified of being outdoors or doing any physical activity beyond walking from one air conditioned pod to another

I think it's interesting paired with how almost all cars on the road now are black, white or grey. they're trying to look like a badass while driving the vehicular equivalent of grey laminate flooring

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

The MET Gala, Hollywood, movies, tv
I have theories about this.
If you look at the last two MET Galas its like ¾s black, mostly women.
I think the emphasis on black women has made people check out because they have the lowest social capital of all the race/gender combos and fashion and hollywood were supposed to sell a fantasy and no one's fantasy is to be a black woman.
Not even trying to be racist, it just is what it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Rural LARPing has to be one of the lamest suburbanite trends in recent memory. You do not like in a dirt road small town, you live in a suburb 25 miles from a major city with an international airport.

This is a multi-faceted issue. It isn’t just people larping, they literally got rid of the smaller truck sizes with environmental regulations so auto manufacturers went the other way with it and when those bigger trucks and SUVs started being common on the road people in their regular cars realized they would get their shit smashed in if they got hit. So many, especially women with children, decided the solution was to buy the big gas guzzlers themselves as armor angainst becoming a mini cooper sandwich.

That’s one part of it at least.

 

[pro drivor]

life

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Influencers

 

[Male Idiot]

Mommy and Daddy made you go to church on Sunday

My Sundays were Sacred Warhammer time, not kike story hour!

 

[babadook]

Things that are not cool: Gen X internet """humor"""

 

[Salted Caramel Tears]

As far as tattoos go, they are still popular.

It's just that these days tattoo regret has become a lot of more common.

Chalk it up to people getting then done on an impulse and a lot of styles that were popular have tended to age poorly.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I think it's interesting paired with how almost all cars on the road now are black, white or grey. they're trying to look like a badass while driving the vehicular equivalent of grey laminate flooring

If I had a custom paint job it'd be a full on shagadelic 1960s-1970s flower power/mural type thing
But I also want a lowrider with hydraulics and I'm a 1970sboo and wear colorful suits
AESTHETIC MAXIMALISM

 

[pork and beans]

Kat Von D

that name alone... brow powder... liquid lipstick.. winged liner...
holy time machine

anyways, old phones aren't cool anymore. not because they're old, but because larpers buy them to record a 240hp video at a yung lean show.

If the phone you happen to own is old, however, that is cool.

South Park

I'd be ok with South Park being uncool. What's really sad is that it's unfunny and badly written. fuck it hurts