They... made me suck

[Gravityqueen4life]

WHAT WAS I SUPOSE TO DO!? THEY HAD A GUN TO MY HEAD AND I DIDINT WANT TO DIE!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's okay. Society is very accepting of homosexuals these days. You'll fit in somewhere.

Sadly, you're not going to be allowed into heaven anymore. So enjoy your time on earth because it's not going to get any better when you burn in hell for your homosexuality.

 

[Hamsteroid]

You have an anime avatar - pretty sure this isn't the first time you've sucked.

 

[God of Nothing]

WHAT WAS I SUPOSE TO DO!? THEY HAD A GUN TO MY HEAD AND I DIDINT WANT TO DIE!

so you're telling me you sucked dick like a prison bitch

 

[Farsided]

You could have gone for a bite.
What is he going to do ? Shoot you in the head whilst his penis is in your mouth ?

Hmm?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

You have an anime avatar - pretty sure this isn't the first time you've sucked.

ATCXUALLY, SHES FROM A VIDEO GEAM!

so you're telling me you sucked dick like a prison bitch

We call it cell bitch were i live

Spoiler: Me and the boys

 

[Spud]

I know your pain OP. I was given sour candies to suck on and it turns out they were watermelon flavoured.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

ATCXUALLY, SHES FROM A VIDEO GEAM!

You know who else makes this excuse? Touhoufags. And what are touhoufags most known for? That's right: pedophilia.

You nonce.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Its ok, David had a very supportive wife and whore he used to smack around. It turned out ok in the end, until he was black mailed over it. But then it was ok.

I still love it when David, without a moments reflection said to Vic "this is 92% minority district". Amazing stuff.

 

[Begemot]

"How'd you like the taste of piss?"

 

[JohnnyG]

Anyone who hasn't seen The Shield should give it a try, it's really held up over the years, and pretty much every main character is a rock star.

And call me tarded, but it took me the longest time to realize that the image with Vic and the handcuffs isn't showing his hand in two different positions, it's him handcuffed to a body / his past deeds (most versions crop out the face at the bottom):

 

[DeadwastePrime]

dick?

 

[Safari]

Laura Loomer made me suck her Jew pussy and now I'm thinking a dick would not be so bad.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

That's an unfortunate title for a sex tape.

 

[Begemot]

Laura Loomer made me suck her Jew pussy and now I'm thinking a dick would not be so bad.

Better get used to it, goy. It's your future.....


Fuck Acevada was such a great character.

 

[draggs]

They gave it to him to succ

 

[Justice Tony]

You could have gone for a bite.
What is he going to do ? Shoot you in the head whilst his penis is in your mouth ?

Hmm?

Would biting the penis be more or less gay?

 

[Farsided]

"How'd you like the taste of piss?"

Appetizers AND refreshments ? That's a good host !

Would biting the penis be more or less gay?

Well, Mr Scalia, I guess it's the intent toward the biting.
If it's a Mike Tyson kind of biting, or god forbid a bite of the Sagawa kind. The court says 'Nope.'

 

[Justice Tony]

Well, Mr Scalia, I guess it's the intent toward the biting.
If it's a Mike Tyson kind of biting, or god forbid a bite of the Sagawa kind. The court says 'Nope.'

Counselor are you suggesting that it would still not be gay if the victim of the biting was into that sort of thing?

 

[Farsided]

You might enjoy a piece of fish, but a fishbone is never a welcome addition to the meal.
Knowhatamsayin'? huh.. Your honor!