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wtfNeedSignUp dijo:
CEO bite review
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F3DS7Og5a9w
Ironically it's actually good albeit overpriced. Wonder if the controversy actually improved sales.
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I got the big arch, THE....BIG ARCH.
Mid. I don't often get McDolans but I am not usually in a country that has foods ReviewBrah covers, so why not?
Not that it's bad, I saw the ingredients and figured it would have to be delicious. This is not so a knock on MaDonnas but I just think fast food can't do beef burgers anymore. Chicken is consistently pretty good. But every beef burger, everywhere, after the first 3 bites or so, it just tastes like a homogenized [BURGER PRODUCT] with no zip or standout flavors. I am not a foodie, I have the palette of a retarded animal bachelor. It tastes alright, way too large, couldn't finish it.
ReviewBrah's video was more enjoyable than the actual [item].
 
I didn't see this posted, so here's his review of the Jalepeno Ranch Club from CFA:

Here's the review of the Kpop Demon Hunters meal from McDonald's:

And the Addendum to that review:
 
AnOminous dijo:
One exception I experienced was an all Nation of Islam Micky D's run by a total slavedriver. Fries were always hot and the drive through ran fast. The employees were all competent and friendly (yes even to YT).
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A few weeks ago, I took a chick to a McDonald's drive-through. We had tried to go inside first, but it was closed already.

It was the single greatest McDonald's Food Run I've ever had

Our food was piping hot, fresh as can be, and utterly DELICIOUS. The service was also friendly, polite, and fast.

My companion and I both raved about how great our trip was.

This must have been what Ray Kroc experienced at the OG McDonald's back in the 50s or whenever.

The food, and service were both PERFECT.
 
It's nice to know that in a sea of shit and self-important snark that mass media became after Y2K, a sincere guy like Reviewbrah can still have a dedicated following just doing basic fast food reviews all these years.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 dijo:
He eats like a cat that is allowed to take a bite of your sandwich. Plus he's got those finger nails. Conclusion: Catman.
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CatMan.webp
CatMan you say?
 
I miss John's yearly Day in the Life videos. Though I understand he stopped due to the existential dread caused by the reality of another year having been spent intruding upon his NEEThog day existence, the years of his fast food reviews blurring together while he ages like a lesbian are less fascinating for the absence of documenting how he still wakes up in the afternoon, dons a kimono to work Brylcreem through his hair with a ragged comb missing most of its teeth, changes into his superhero outfit of a vintage suit, listens to shortwave while drinking Monster, drives to procure his daily fast food meal and Starbucks water, then skulks around in his suit in the middle of the night like a Florida cryptid who time-traveled from the Reagan administration.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 dijo:
Really, what's up with those fingernails?
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Mental illness. He is so averse to the lingering sensations of clipped nails that he instead files them into vampire claws. Given the years he spent neglecting his dental health out of fear of going to the dentist, god only knows what state John's toenails or hormone-shriveled windsock are in.
 
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