TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

[Squanto Airi]

I don't know why but I thought he had a tall black girlfriend/wife for some reason. Maybe he used to, or maybe I'm thinking of someone else entirely and just conflating.

It'd be the peak Lovecraftian larp if this New England recluse also happened to get a Jewish wife.

 

[But I Digress]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms5k-1ZRzEw

New Video and once again our man has been disappointed.

 

[Sugriva]

jesus christ he looks bad. his cheeks are so sunken in. dude must weigh like 100 pounds.

 

[Dysnomia]

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jesus christ he looks bad. his cheeks are so sunken in. dude must weigh like 100 pounds.

I'm the last person who should be saying this, but get some vitamin D.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I don't know why but I thought he had a tall black girlfriend/wife for some reason. Maybe he used to, or maybe I'm thinking of someone else entirely and just conflating.

You are thinking of Linkara...

 

[Kulee Baba]

Reviewbrah got me to try the new Dominos Stuffed Crust Pizza.

Damn I eat like a pig and one slice of this left me satiated. Usually I’ll do 3 slices. This is peak Amerislop food.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Reviewbrah got me to try the new Dominos Stuffed Crust Pizza.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fUNeAqnACHUDamn I eat like a pig and one slice of this left me satiated. Usually I’ll do 3 slices. This is peak Amerislop food.

I tried it too after watching his review. Taste-wise, I think it's better than Pizza Hut's stuffed crust, but it is hard to eat more than 2 slices.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Reviewbrah got me to try the new Dominos Stuffed Crust Pizza.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fUNeAqnACHUDamn I eat like a pig and one slice of this left me satiated. Usually I’ll do 3 slices. This is peak Amerislop food.

Surprised it took this long for Domino's to get into the stuffed crust game.

 

[Wax]

Reviewbrah got me to try the new Dominos Stuffed Crust Pizza.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fUNeAqnACHUDamn I eat like a pig and one slice of this left me satiated. Usually I’ll do 3 slices. This is peak Amerislop food.

What's the lore on why he keeps his nails so long? Please tell me he isn't on his way to trooning out.

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

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What's the lore on why he keeps his nails so long? Please tell me he isn't on his way to trooning out.

He's mentioned it's some sort of aesthetic/sensory thing for him. More worrisome is that it looks like he has some mild clubbing of the nails going on. Brah needs to take better care of his health. He's been looking gaunt lately as well.

 

[AnOminous]

He's mentioned it's some sort of aesthetic/sensory thing for him. More worrisome is that it looks like he has some mild clubbing of the nails going on. Brah needs to take better care of his health. He's been looking gaunt lately as well.

That can be a sign of lung cancer. I hope he doesn't have some pathological fear of doctors along with all his other neuroses because he should seriously get that checked out.

 

[InspectorJappOfficial]

It'd be the peak Lovecraftian larp if this New England recluse also happened to get a Jewish wife.

Lovecraft also traveled to Florida a couple of times, and loved it. Despite being such a rabid Rhode Island patriot, he detested the cold and loved the heat and humidity of the south. I've always assumed something similar is going on with Mr. Brah.

 

[kreeaaoo]

I don't know why but I thought he had a tall black girlfriend/wife for some reason. Maybe he used to, or maybe I'm thinking of someone else entirely and just conflating.

 

[Jace on ice]

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jesus christ he looks bad. his cheeks are so sunken in. dude must weigh like 100 pounds.

He's always been a thin dude but he's pushing 30 now and that's usually when both men and women lose the buccal fat
that that contributes to a more youthful look, so if you're already skinny and that starts happening you age very very quickly.

 

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I like to think he hangs around slav-style, like tracksuit, addidas
but yeah def some manner of thug/chav/whatever

 

[eval()]

Now it is time for him to move on to some serious reviews.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Damn that's a sad looking burger. No spice, barely any meat, you basically pay for bread. It seems like fast food is entirely based on gibs money by now.

 

[Dysnomia]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dG7duCPX6Js
Damn that's a sad looking burger. No spice, barely any meat, you basically pay for bread. It seems like fast food is entirely based on gibs money by now.

$7.50 for a chicken filet that's half hollow breading and some tasteless sauce. I know a lot of things advertised as spicy are only spicy if you are a midwestern soccer mom. But this is a total letdown considering all the so-called spicy ingredients used. I'm still surprised that Mcnugget sauce actually had some heat to it. Why are so many foods advertised as spicy so mild?

 

[GloryHole Stalker]

$7.50 for a chicken filet that's half hollow breading and some tasteless sauce. I know a lot of things advertised as spicy are only spicy if you are a midwestern soccer mom. But this is a total letdown considering all the so-called spicy ingredients used. I'm still surprised that Mcnugget sauce actually had some heat to it. Why are so many foods advertised as spicy so mild?

Lawsuits most likely. As in the prevention of.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

$7.50 for a chicken filet that's half hollow breading and some tasteless sauce. I know a lot of things advertised as spicy are only spicy if you are a midwestern soccer mom. But this is a total letdown considering all the so-called spicy ingredients used. I'm still surprised that Mcnugget sauce actually had some heat to it. Why are so many foods advertised as spicy so mild?

Being able to eat spicy food has become some weirdass symbol of how cool you are. If you make mild food and call it spicy, then soccer moms and soyboys eating it would feel as if they accomplished something for eating it.