Theme-songs for lolcows

[Pointless Pedant]

Dedicated to Len Gilbert:

In a real Fourth Reich he'd be the first to go.

 

[SuicideIsPainless]

Donny Long

 

[AnOminous]

Theme song for this whack job, @tamarlover

 

[Cake Farts]

The slaton sisters walk-

 

[Big Nasty]

Theme song for the Beauty Parlour:

 

[Abethedemon]

Not exactly a specific lolcow, but I feel like this is a good character study of a lolcow of the classic variety. It's got the pathetic loner man child who has a crush on someone unattainable, only this guy goes one step further.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Locria Courtright:

 

[The Great Citracett]

Russell Greer

Good song, and also a perfect theme song for incels, loveshies, CWC, and the many creepy kissless virgins who simply cannot understand why women wouldn't want to date them, and don't buy into their constant bragging of their sexual prowess.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

pls post a theme song for me

 

[QE 757]

guess who :

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Steve Beresford, "Mr. and Mrs. Wu"

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

pls post a theme song for me

Ill post my own.

 

[Zeorus]

for @Skylar Ittner

 

[Abethedemon]

I think this song is fitting for Randy Stair, as the chorus mentions "A ghost wandering alone" and he wanted to be a ghost more than anything in the world. The song also describes a sort of murder-suicide situation, which is also fitting. In addition, the music video is about a kids show.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Got one for all the school shooting lolcows

 

[Microlab]

This one reminds me of most classic-style lolcows. Your Pixyteris, oldschool ADFs, Deviantart cartoon autists, and, of course, CWCs.

And as a bonus it includes in-song jeering, so it's sort of like Kiwifarms' theme, too.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

For Aleksandr Kolpakov, the Skeptic Feminist

 

[sonichu is dead]

gay

 

[Positron]

MovieBob:

 

[SydBarrett]

for Narcissa/ Cosmo Wright