Theme-songs for lolcows

[AA 102]

Julie Terryberry

 

[voiceguy]

Brad Watson

 

[AA 102]

Vordrak

 

[The Great Citracett]

The Slatons, and a few others.

Good song regardless though.

 

[Positron]

Before Web 2.0 and the explosion of troons, Suzanne Vega has this song:

By today's standard Vega is being an unrepentant shitlady: you should NEVER say a tranny sorta looks like a guy, and, as world-famous gender-reform activist Guillaume Labelle says, you should NEVER ask a tranny whether he is going to go under the knife.

 

[Abethedemon]

Kent/Kentosphere

 

[Conrix]

Vordrak

 

[Syaoran Li]

This one is for Phil and the Antifa community in general....

 

[ShittyRecolor]

This is great for watching LTG rage:

 

[Big Nasty]

If you are the subject of a thread on Kiwi Farms, then this is your theme song:

 

[Positron]

A whole album about Kiwi Farms

 

[SuicideIsPainless]

Shmorky

 

[Boss HM-2]

A theme song for BeastForums:

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Elliot Rodger
Edvard Grieg -- In the Hall of the Mountain King

Drachenlord
John Williams -- Jabba's Theme

Brianna Wu
Claude Debussy -- Claire de Lune

Roosh V
Al Lowe -- Leisure Suit Larry Theme

(Though Larry is admittedly a far nicer character than Douche Virgin.)

 

[Black Waltz]

Terryberry

 

[Big Nasty]

John S. Bulla

 

[Syaoran Li]

While neither count as lolcows, I figured these two songs would fit the fathers of the two most prominent lolcows of all time.

Bob Chandler

Angelo DeLici

And here's a song for Barb as well....

 

[Positron]

John Bulla, who wants a little bit of every woman who catches his fancy.

I do ought to
Fall in love with a girl like you
Cause you can't run, you can't hide
You and me gonna touch the sky

 

[CaptainMappy]

This is great for watching LTG rage:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KGtV7rpnFjk

Not gonna lie, Stanley Turrentine is some good shit.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Blame the 1st or Randroids/Ancaps in general:
Richard Wagner -- Descent into Nibelheim (from "Rhinegold")

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