You would think it's not possible, but there's slav jank in video game song form. Like a lot of slav jank it's awful and awesome.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s04sAPstPlI
Lyrics, these are important because like a lot of eastern european vidya jank the song itself seems fine at a glance, plus it explains the story of the game, so pay attention:
Once upon a time,
between that sturdy crime,
One boss set you up and swing you round
Hardest he could stop it on the road
Except his startings get lost
in a land of corruption and bad trust it really is a harp on his slack
even the police want him hushed
He was walking on a thin line
Getting his own crime
whilst dealing with the devil
and a fear he has high
From the North to the South,
From cooking to the boiling point
From the East to the West
To care what's ever with your own
From the North to the South,
From cooking to the boiling point
From the East to the West
To care what's ever with your own and the boiling point.
In the swarm of liaison violence
Which 6 people throw off the mask
Unsure whether he will find her
But should we always do go best?
He was walking on a thin line
Getting his own crime
whilst dealing with the devil
and a fear he has high
From the North to the South,
From cooking to the boiling point
From the East to the West
To care what's ever with your own
From the North to the South,
From cooking to the boiling point
From the East to the West
To care what's ever with your own
From the North to the South,
From cooking to the boiling point
From the East to the West
To care what's ever with your own
From the North to the South,
From cooking to the boiling point
From the East to the West
To care what's ever with your own and the boiling point
Did you get the setup of the game? Exactly, a man travels to south america to find his journalist daughter who got into trouble.
edit: more people should play that game. It's a game that I not only remember, I remember where and when I played it, I remember the desk, monitor, chair and even weather outside during that time. It was memorable but don't be fooled, it's not a great game.
