The Worst Business ideas you’ve ever seen. - Surely you’ve seen a few.

That's certainly a... shall we say novel way of solving the problem, if I could give a baffled rating I would, could you give the name of the company so that I can look it up?

As for stuff I've seen I love infomercial stuff and thus there's all sort I'm sure that would qualify, but I'll just go with this classic.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zx_cmAIyaDQ
I probably shouldn't, they're a local company and I'd end up doxing myself more than I already have.

But they're an old business that's a big player in the market they're in, not just some fly by night crew. I think some of the senior management may be getting a little too senior...
 
Some fat SJW pitched a company that favoured female builders and then decided it was a good idea to insult potential investors and accuse them of being sexist when they started asking reasonable questions:


It's a good thing this happened in 2009 rather than now, otherwise we'd be seeing endless opinion pieces from rags like Buzzfeed complaining about how the mean Dragons brutally mansplained to a pair of stunning and brave womyn.

Also, you can't see the whole thing here, but this guy thought up a premium-rate telephone service to guide people around London. This would've been an okay idea... had smartphones with built-in maps not been coming in at around the same time and had the service actually worked in the first place.

I've looked this guy up and shockingly he's employed as a commercial lawyer at a top London firm. Obviously he gave all the good business advice to his clients leaving none for himself:

 
That's certainly a... shall we say novel way of solving the problem, if I could give a baffled rating I would, could you give the name of the company so that I can look it up?

As for stuff I've seen I love infomercial stuff and thus there's all sort I'm sure that would qualify, but I'll just go with this classic.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zx_cmAIyaDQ

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There was a breakfast place that only sold cereal. Needless to say, that place lasted less than a year:

I heard someone say they wanted to start a restaurant that served only peanut butter and jelly. They were gonna call it PB and J's.
 
I saw this stock for a company once. They made some sort of scanning/x-ray system to check if welded seals on plastic bags were tight. That was it. That was all they did. I was really confused because a) isn't this a pretty excact math knowing your composition of the plastic bag and how much strain it needs to be able to take under which conditions? And b) if this was a problem, can't you just weld another seal next to the first? And yes, the stock was tanking really bad.
 
Those disposable DVDs that only lasted a few days.

Remember DIVX? That was another really dumb idea. It came out at the same time DVDs did and their big selling point was that they only cost around 4.99 when DVDs were selling for 20-25 dollars. Sounds like a bargain but you could only watch the DIVX movies 3 or 4 times, then you'd have to "rent" the movie you already bought for a couple dollars through your phone line which plugged into the DIVX player every time you watched them. I know most people don't rewatch most movies they buy more than a few times, but just the idea that you have to pay for something you already own kinda sucks.
 
A friend of mine is a tax accountant. Owns his own business and works out of an office in a nice little business park on the main drag in town. His ain't the dumb one.

A few months after he opened there was a place renting the space next to his. All it sold were bird houses, bird seed and wind chimes. All were hilariously overpriced.

The lady who worked there had two other employees and they kept bizarre hours. Like 6am-3pm Monday- Thursday, noon to 4pm Friday and 9am-11am Saturday. Not that it mattered, because he says he never saw people go in. It stayed open for 2 years, which was crazy considering the rent for the area was well over 3k a month for 700sqft.

In that two years it also tried to sell essential oils, Avon and dream catchers in addition, though it never led to anything. They even heavily ran a radio ad for a year trying to drum up business. When they eventually closed, a seamstress opened up in the same spot and did fine.

The birdhouse lady easily spent a half million on her dumb business, we think it had to be inheritance or a divorce settlement that kept it open so long
 
http://www.artisanalpencilsharpening.com/

http://crafthaus.ning.com/video/how-to-sharpen-pencils

The guy's being dead serious & I've read writeups on him in the New Yorker & Gothamist.

I got that book after being introduced to it at uni. (That speaks volumes about my skills and qualifications, I know). If it's not the single most brilliant satire of the entire artisanal handcrafted fair-trade single-origin ethically-sourced everything culture ever made, I will seppuku myself.
 
Some guy I know through the friend of a friend's pool guy or something wanted me to invest in his company that was basically Amazon. When I pointed out that Amazon dominated the market, he said "oh, they're on the verge of bankruptcy, I'll clean up." Uh yeah. Sure they are.
 
Some guy I know through the friend of a friend's pool guy or something wanted me to invest in his company that was basically Amazon. When I pointed out that Amazon dominated the market, he said "oh, they're on the verge of bankruptcy, I'll clean up." Uh yeah. Sure they are.
Ten, fifteen years from now when they're finally big enough (and all the boomer congressmen too old to understand e-commerce are dead) they'll get busted up for antitrust. Until then, though, the drone deliveries of dildos straight up your asshole will continue.
 
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