The Witch Trials Were Justified - It never happened, but they deserved it

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

My argument is this:

We can not empirically proved that the "witch trials" only killed innocent women. Therefore you must accept that possibly one real witch was burned at the stake

In my opinion that justifies the entire effort. Would you want to live in a world with witches? Not me. I can't sleep on that.

So the witch trials were 100% justified as long as one witch was burned.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Honestly, if the people putting them on trial had waited a bit, they could have learned from the Taliban how to BTFO witches by doing literally nothing.

 

[DerKryptid]

Even if no witches were tried during the trials, they were still based

 

[Milkis]

What the hell is an "innocent woman"

 

[Ishtar]

To be fair, if women really were consorting with Satan in the woods, corrupting young girls, poisoning crops, causing bad weather, and murdering little boys then the burnings were absolutely justified.

(That is what the witch burners believed).

 

[Iron Jaguar]

They're ALL witches.

 

[Letora]

No way. I think witches are the superior race and that they should have bred a whole bunch of themselves, and gotten rid of us normies to allow human beings to ascend to something greater than before.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

No way. I think witches are the superior race and that they should have bred a whole bunch of themselves, and gotten rid of us normies to allow human beings to ascend to something greater than before.

Bro I love goth pussy as much as the next guy but I can't get down with mommy sorcerer femocracy

 

[Radical Cadre]

OP's statement will be the title of a CarParty thread soon enough.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

You know if they had just beaten Abigail with a belt this never would have happened.

 

[Beautiful Border]

If they were anything like Reddit 'witches' à la /r/WitchesVsPatriarchy then they were more than justified

 

[Pruto]

What's so bad about old fat witches? They're charming.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Current day "witches" claims magic is real, that would justify the past trials would it not?

 

[L50LasPak]

This premise would require someone to believe witches are actually real though. Which would be retarded.

 

[The best and greatest]

I relate, witch trials are a great way to get rid of society's nuisances. My neighbor has an obnoxious yappy dog that never shuts the hell up. I wish I could accuse him of being a witch and see him tried by water.

 

[Judge Holden]

If they were anything like Reddit 'witches' à la /r/WitchesVsPatriarchy then they were more than justified

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Fun fact: burnings only happened in Europe. The Salem witches were all hung

 

[The best and greatest]

Fun fact: burnings only happened in Europe. The Salem witches were all hung

Or crushed under rocks.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Or crushed under rocks.

Was that not just to get the confession? Been a while since I went to the museum in Salem

 

[The best and greatest]

Was that not just to get the confession? Been a while since I went to the museum in Salem

Im pretty sure at least one person was executed in this manner. I could be wrong though.