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- 6 de Nov, 2021
The idea of transgender identified individuals has been a hot-button issue for many years, and one of the most hot-button key cruxes which has acted as the battleground of intellectual debates between leftists on the side with transgenders in bathrooms and rightists on the side with biologicially segregated bathrooms is the issue of whether or not to let transgender people go into the bathrooms of the gender that they chose rather than the one they were born with.
As it stands, there is bound to always be tension between these two sides, and neither will ever give any ground or come to a resolution with the other because of how diametrically opposed they are. That's why I've come up with an ingenious solution to this issue, which can truly be called the "Ultimate Solution" to the Transgender Bathroom Issue, because it pleases everybody, both of these seemingly polar opposite sides will walk away from the arrangement happy with the outcome, something which was never thought possible before. At the end of the day this'll prevent bloodshed, wars, terrorism, riots, and protesting and unhappiness w.r.t "trans in bathroom" altogether.
So to start with: we have a problem where people need to go to bathrooms when they're going about their day, at work, at play, and many other situations. This resulted in a demand for the creation of public defecation areas, timelessly dubbed as "restrooms" and 'lavatories." However, in order to take a shit you have to become partly naked and put yourself in a vulnerable position, so if everybody went to the same bathroom there could be issues with perverts trying to look at your genitals or maybe even start raping you since we don't put cameras in bathrooms for privacy reasons only. To cut down on all the heterosexual instances of this happening, which is normally most of it because of statistical probability distributions of sexual orientation traits in the human species, we came up with the "gender (aka sex) segregated bathroom paradigm," putting a pin in the problems of voyeuristic things going on in bathroom spaces forever. Well, that worked really well back when everybody was normal like in the 1950's when everybody looked really based and trad and knew what their gender was. Then John Money came onto the scene, and he threw a monkey alan wrench in the entire situation by tricking multiplicitous people into thinking that they're actually trapped in the wrong gender body, and that they want to go in opposite gender bathroom due to identifying as that gender which is opposite from what they actually are. This raises concerns in the conservative community about the degradation of the societal defense system against heterosexual perverse voyeurism in publicly available defecation areas.
Now that we've traced the lineage of the "Transgendered individuals entering into opposite/preferred-sex-designated public washrooms problem," It becomes obvious what we need to do. We need to cut off the problem at the root of the sequential family tree by eliminating the need for public defecation areas in the first place. That's why I propose a radical solution: redirect all current funds for public bathroom infrastructure into maximizing our investment in advanced diaper technology. If everybody wore diapers all day long, regardless of what age they are, then there would no longer be any need for us to construct designated defecation stations. You would just hold it in for as long as possible until it just leaks into the diaper, then you can continue being a productive member of society and change it when you get home. This would also have the freebie side benefit of increasing our GDP by eliminating the need for employers to allow bathrooms breaks and also massively alleviating the load on our sewer systems. With everybody wearing diapers, conservatives will no longer have to worry about heterosexual trans perverts voyeurizing them, and no trans people will ever experience a situation where they feel that their gender identity is being invalidated. It's a win-win-win situation.
Feel free to debate about the merits of this proposal, or discuss the logistics of diaper distribution, possibilities for environmentally friendly fully compostable diapers, and other technical or philosophical information regarding diapers or other solutions to the issue of trans people going into bathrooms. I'm always all ears for anybody else's thoughts, opinions, or well-reasoned arguments and evidences.
As it stands, there is bound to always be tension between these two sides, and neither will ever give any ground or come to a resolution with the other because of how diametrically opposed they are. That's why I've come up with an ingenious solution to this issue, which can truly be called the "Ultimate Solution" to the Transgender Bathroom Issue, because it pleases everybody, both of these seemingly polar opposite sides will walk away from the arrangement happy with the outcome, something which was never thought possible before. At the end of the day this'll prevent bloodshed, wars, terrorism, riots, and protesting and unhappiness w.r.t "trans in bathroom" altogether.
So to start with: we have a problem where people need to go to bathrooms when they're going about their day, at work, at play, and many other situations. This resulted in a demand for the creation of public defecation areas, timelessly dubbed as "restrooms" and 'lavatories." However, in order to take a shit you have to become partly naked and put yourself in a vulnerable position, so if everybody went to the same bathroom there could be issues with perverts trying to look at your genitals or maybe even start raping you since we don't put cameras in bathrooms for privacy reasons only. To cut down on all the heterosexual instances of this happening, which is normally most of it because of statistical probability distributions of sexual orientation traits in the human species, we came up with the "gender (aka sex) segregated bathroom paradigm," putting a pin in the problems of voyeuristic things going on in bathroom spaces forever. Well, that worked really well back when everybody was normal like in the 1950's when everybody looked really based and trad and knew what their gender was. Then John Money came onto the scene, and he threw a monkey alan wrench in the entire situation by tricking multiplicitous people into thinking that they're actually trapped in the wrong gender body, and that they want to go in opposite gender bathroom due to identifying as that gender which is opposite from what they actually are. This raises concerns in the conservative community about the degradation of the societal defense system against heterosexual perverse voyeurism in publicly available defecation areas.
Now that we've traced the lineage of the "Transgendered individuals entering into opposite/preferred-sex-designated public washrooms problem," It becomes obvious what we need to do. We need to cut off the problem at the root of the sequential family tree by eliminating the need for public defecation areas in the first place. That's why I propose a radical solution: redirect all current funds for public bathroom infrastructure into maximizing our investment in advanced diaper technology. If everybody wore diapers all day long, regardless of what age they are, then there would no longer be any need for us to construct designated defecation stations. You would just hold it in for as long as possible until it just leaks into the diaper, then you can continue being a productive member of society and change it when you get home. This would also have the freebie side benefit of increasing our GDP by eliminating the need for employers to allow bathrooms breaks and also massively alleviating the load on our sewer systems. With everybody wearing diapers, conservatives will no longer have to worry about heterosexual trans perverts voyeurizing them, and no trans people will ever experience a situation where they feel that their gender identity is being invalidated. It's a win-win-win situation.
Feel free to debate about the merits of this proposal, or discuss the logistics of diaper distribution, possibilities for environmentally friendly fully compostable diapers, and other technical or philosophical information regarding diapers or other solutions to the issue of trans people going into bathrooms. I'm always all ears for anybody else's thoughts, opinions, or well-reasoned arguments and evidences.
