The Ughubughian Reforms

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14 de Mayo, 2019
WELFARE AND SOCIAL JUSTICE
1) Unemployment insurance replaced with poor houses: dormitories, food rations, minimal living standards with mandatory 40 hour work weeks, doing make-work if necessary, but ideally in vocational training. Release for interviewing/job search related work. Staffing agency services, either conducted by the state or contracted staffing agencies, in conjunction with poor houses.

2) Income taxation, at least below a certain level, completely abolished; replaced with regressive income subsidies.

3) Corporate tax abolished and replaced with mandatory non-voting non-salable state shares in the corporation.

4) Land value taxes dramatically increased, but waived for a household's 1st private residence/family farm below a certain size. (ie we're doing modified Georgism)

5) Mandatory unions.

6) Mandatory voting non-salable union shares in all corporations.

7) A new house of Congress will be formed from representatives of, as can be best reasonably defined, the separate industries or professions (ie we're doing modified syndicalism)

8) Mandatory mutual fund payment, like citizen's dividend but applied directly to retirement planning

9) Fiat currency expressly banned; cryptocurrency or specie as standard

EDUCATION
Anti-Credential Inflation:
- All universities, schools, vocational schools accredited by the state must administer the state's field-specific standardized examination
- The examination is standardized at a national level: grade rank is set by percentile (ie 99th percentile and above is A+, 95th in A, 90th is A-, B is 80, etc.)
- The examination is required to have a minimum pass score regardless of the observed distribution
- All schools are required to, with the same intensity as cigarette companies putting health warnings, post their grade distribution
- State funding and employment require accreditation

Vocational Shift:
- At vocationally-oriented programs (ie trades, engineering, business disciplines, law, medicine, etc.), tuition, room and board is capped by a price ceiling
- All other payment must take the form of income sharing agreements capped with a maximum time length (set by vocation) and conditional on passing the examination
- Liberal arts programs are, as conceptually luxury services, exempt from these rules, but may not sit for vocational examinations

FOREIGN POLICY
1) "City upon a hill" policy: Isolationist w. emphasis on moral support (special exceptions noted)

2) Protectionism in strategic industries, environmental protectionism

3) Foreign ownership banned bilaterally: foreign trade is conducted through contracts between firms

4) Army directly abolished; Marine Corps retained as expeditionary force, National Guard devolved back to states

5) Mass male conscription into the National Guard

6) National Guard constitutionally banned from deployment overseas

7) Expedition structure to foreign wars: volunteers can enlist for specific theaters/conflicts

8) Official neutrality like Switzerland

9) Secret police and spooks banned as separate entities: abolish FBI (juice up Marshal Service), abolish CIA (spycraft devolved back to the Navy and State Department)

SOCIAL POLICY
1) Suffrage by blood: military service (male only) or child-raising within wedlock, conditional on not being in the poor house system, confers suffrage

2) Suffrage is waived by divorce before the child reaches adulthood

3) Marriage is defined by the state as a contract of man and woman for purpose of procreation: legal recognition of marriage contingent on child-rearing
(Nobody's stopping you from cohabiting with your girlfriend forever as is)
4) Major child-rearing subsidies conditional on marriage

5) United States affirmed as an explicitly theistic and ecumenical society
- Minimal shared civil religion contains belief in creator, afterlife, objective good and evil, virtue ethics, teleology of the world, eudaimonic teleology of human life, universal value of life
- Civil religion to be taught in all schools; Protestant cultural heritage of the United States explicitly taught; comparative religion mandatory in grade schools, but from Christian perspective (ie here's this thing, here's why it's fucked up)
- Civil religion profession mandatory for any sort of public service

6) Abortion (except in medical emergencies) banned, punishable by the execution of the abortionist and sterilization of the mother

7) Truth and reconciliation: forced declassification of all govt spook documents
 
I like your suggestions, they basically all boil down to forcing the dregs of society to be useful, tying voting rights to actual service to country, making the gov't focus on helping its own people/being less of a burden, making the education system actually useful, and redefining marriage to ensure procreation instead of simply being a vehicle for women to get money via divorce. All desperately needed reforms.

Three suggestions-

First, you should include redirecting social security funds to young people instead of old people. Seriously- from a historical POV, the fact that a huge percentage of our budget is devoted to old people who are not working and about to die, while young people who are the future of society, are given scraps in comparison, is completely backwards policy. "But what about old people who rely on it for support" If they want to avoid destitution, they should be sensible and not blow all their money + be nice to their kids. Might sound harsh but it would fix like 90% of issues with boomer behavior.

The second suggestion- mandatory paternity testing at birth. Avoids the awkwardness of men demanding their wives do it, while also dramatically cutting back on infidelity. If marriage is a contract existing for the purpose of procreation, then this is a no-brainer.

The third suggestion- Include legal punishments for anyone (man or woman) who cheats while married, or causes a married person to cheat, something like a "homewrecker" law. Even under current laws, marriage is a legal contract, hence there should be penalties for those violating it. Having some kind of legal dis-incentive to cheat would actually incentivize marriage, at least in theory, as it would make it more "secure" than a simple boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.
 
Última edición:
One of my reforms is heavy punishment of criminals (regardless of gender), as in peeling their skin and burning them alive, only when the evidence actually proves their crimes, and there is no possibility of wrong conviction.

This extends to corrupt authorities, under my lead, you better not be caught doing shit, or I'll make you wish for death.
 
hike the tax on people who make over 500k a year to 50% or we blow up a fish in the aquarium with thermite
 
My reforms are as follows.

1) Stop sending money to Israel.
2) All blacks are given a 1st class, one-way ticket to Liberia, plus free Jordans for going.
 
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