The U L T I M A T E C A T E X P E R I E N C E

[Character from a movie]

Dear feline-havers,

To be able to attain the U L T I M A T E C A T E X P E R I E N C E you must, at the very least, possess 1 (one) of each kind of the cats pictured below:



That is, you must own at least 1 (one) round cat and 1 (one) spiky cat. Not two round cats, not two spiky cats, for then you will not be able to achieve the U L T I M A T E C A T E X P E R I E N C E .

Remember, again, you ought to take hold of, at the minimum, 1 (one) round cat and 1 (one) spiky cat to be able to acquire the U L T I M A T E C A T E X P E R I E N C E .

Have a good day.

 

[SNU]

I have 1 pointy cat. Does anyone have a round cat and wants to meet up for the U L T I M A T E C A T E X P E R I E N C E ?

 

[Character from a movie]

I have 1 pointy cat. Does anyone have a round cat and wants to meet up for the U L T I M A T E C A T E X P E R I E N C E ?

NO, you MUST have in your possession BOTH 1 (one) round cat and 1 (one) spiky cat SIMULTANEOUSLY in order to obtain the U L T I M A T E C A T E X P E R I E N C E. Meeting up with another feline-haver who happens to own 1 (one) round cat WILL NOT DO.

 

[Pedophobe]

Can I still enjoy the U L T I M A T E C A T E X P E R I E N C E if I have one spiky cat and greater than one round cats?

 

[Character from a movie]

Can I still enjoy the U L T I M A T E C A T E X P E R I E N C E if I have one spiky cat and greater than one round cats?

NO. The rules for attaining the U L T I M A T E C A T E X P E R I E N C E dictate that you MUST have acquired at least, at the bare minimum, 1 (one) round cat and 1 (one) spiky cat. These prerequisites are NONINTERCHANGEABLE.

 

[SNU]

NO, you MUST have in your possession BOTH 1 (one) round cat and 1 (one) spiky cat SIMULTANEOUSLY in order to obtain the U L T I M A T E C A T E X P E R I E N C E. Meeting up with another feline-haver who happens to own 1 (one) round cat WILL NOT DO.

This is an unreasonable requirement. Certain socioeconomic factors prevent me from obtaining a second feline. You'll be hearing from my lawyer

 

[draggs]

What if I acquire and possess one round cat and one spiky cat and put the round one on a diet and let the spiky one pig out

 

[Character from a movie]

What if I acquire and possess one round cat and one spiky cat and put the round one on a diet and let the spiky one pig out

Yeah that's fair. You can still be recipient of the U L T I M A T E C A T E X P E R I E N C E.

 

[Cats]

 

[anliteralidiot]

I possess both. But most of them are round.

 

[Epoch]

I possess a round cat, a spiky cat, and a round spiky cat, what does this mean for me?

 

[I'm Retarded?]

my cat is mostly lumpen but has a few notably spiky bits. if she buds, and the new sub-cat has an inverse lump/spike ratio, such that between the two of them they are roughly one round and one spiky cat distributed unevenly across two instances, will this approximate the U L T I M A T E C A T E X P E R I E N C E

 

[Cats]

my cat is mostly lumpen

lol

 

[Cats]

Tiny microcat only 1/3 of normal size (weighing half a muffin)



4month later..

growed

 

[Lake]

Oh shit, I've been living the U L T I M A T E C A T E X P E R I E N C E for years without even knowing it!

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

What should I do if I want the penultimate cat experience?

 

[Character from a movie]

I possess a round cat, a spiky cat, and a round spiky cat, what does this mean for me?

That means you possess the U L T I M A T E C A T

 

[I'm Retarded?]

What should I do if I want the penultimate cat experience?

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