The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Marshal Mannerheim]

We're also astrophysicists and anime historians.

KF is full of exceptional individuals.

 

[I-chi]

Sitting pretty well in nowheresville, out here where the sun is shining, the wind is cool, and the forests are dense and thirsty for blood. A toast to your wretched, rotted, rusted hives of glass and steel as they crush you miserable anarchist faggots alive; and stay the fuck off of my property because no faggot DA is gonna save you out here.

 

[JongleJingle]

IT BEGINNNNNS

COME ON GIMME THAT CITY DESTROYED VERDICT BABY, LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF OBLITERATION

 

[Without A Gout]

I have no mouth, yet I must sneed.

 

[YouAreWrong]

I CAN'T SNEED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

 

[The First Fag]

We're also astrophysicists and anime historians.

We're all retards pretending to be intellectuals while acknowledging that we are retards. Tardception.

 

[NeroRisotto]

ITT 917 people see too much rainbows.

 

[Nobunaga]

Just out of curiosity, what happens if the jury decides to not touch this case and they wash their hands from this entire mess?
Legal academics please respond

 

[MugolEx]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Let's play a game. Post the first song you think of for the impending protests.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E-vq8XUX8b4

 

[Marissa Moira]

City slickers better hope there's enough gas in the tanks of their fancy german cars.

 

[Throwing Romans]

Here we go

 

[Terrorist]

Riots are breaking inside Milo yannoupolus

T-Cells worst hit

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

Can you retards stop doomposting for one second, I said the same thing after the initial riots. This isn't going to be fun but it sure as hell isn't going to be the end of the world.

 

[Vince McMahon]

SNEED FOR THE SNEED GOD.

CHUCK FOR THE THRONE OF CHUCKS.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Verdict incoming

 

[LargeChoonger]

Strangulation is a large force over a small area, which creates the strain sufficient to create visible trauma.

Now apply that same force, but spread it over the area the size of Chauvin's knee on Floyd's neck. What changes?

Nothing. The surface area of a knee is comparable to a pair of hands, and if it's pressing hard enough to constrict the esophagus tissue is gonna be damaged anyway. If I stabbed you with a kitchen knife then stabbed you with a machete, would you still be stabbed?

 

[Uncle Ben's]

Guess who got off a half hour early because the police station next door is barricading?

This guy. Thanks Chauvin.

Don't fuckin die, dude.

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

Can't wait to see the Capitol stormed by a bunch of feral niggers.

There aren't any Nikes they can loot in there, though.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Verdict time: Let the burning commence