The Super Best Friends Super Best Griefing Thread - Matt's a cuck, Liam is a bitch, Pat's a loony and Woolie's Way is now trademarked

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>Too lazy to walk from house-to-car and car-to-studio
>Insta texting Schreiber about hard it is and they're not working


Oh yeah, these poor babies are being worked so bad, surely the crunch tales aren't exaggerated at all.
These fucking people wouldn't last a day in a country that actually gets hot in summer.
 
Due to the recent outages (thanks to the ddos attempts on this site) my write up is going to take a day or two longer than I'd have liked. That said, expect many of you to be quoted.
 
I'll admit I overreacted a bit, but in the first six minutes Pat goes on how the black party member is based on the classic Final Fantasy black mage and how the designers are not sensitive to the subject and how the white mage will most likely be an arian uberman.

We've been done with Anita-style feminism for a while now. The horseshoe did a full circle and we're slowly but surely going back to the right being the one butthurt about sex and sexy stuff in the media.

Probably because """lesbian""" trannies are the ones in charge of being upset now.
Imagine turning yourself into an abomination, loathsome to all who see you, in order to get the clownworld moral high ground to accuse a woman who doesn't want to sleep with you of prejudice.
 
Weird the construction companies, roofers, kitchen workers, and landscapers in Seattle aren't saying this. Just a bunch of people who work in an air conditioned apartment or an air conditioned office.

Imagine it getting up to 80 degrees near the beginning of July and say "CLIMATE CHANGE" lmao. Wow it never gets hot in summer.
Calling this shit climate change is fucking retarded as far as I can tell.

Someone correct me if I'm off-base but don't climate change projections even at the absolute worst case only show like a 2 degree average rise in like the next 50 years? But now every time there's a mildly hot day they trot it out so they can wag the finger at all these imaginary climate change denier strawmen.
 
Calling this shit climate change is fucking retarded as far as I can tell.

Someone correct me if I'm off-base but don't climate change projections even at the absolute worst case only show like a 2 degree average rise in like the next 50 years? But now every time there's a mildly hot day they trot it out so they can wag the finger at all these imaginary climate change denier strawmen.
This could spiral off into a huge tangent but to answer your question its small temperature variations that potentially could cause massive changes by altering gulf currents and shit. Now that's assuming everything they say is correct and follows the timeline they establish (which it never ever has) Retards point to every hot day, wildfire/severe weather event as its climate change. The same way as every time its cold, snows or there's a blizzard the other retards go "i thought it was global warming"

There's far more nuance to climate science and the fact that its all mostly predictions based on trends and data. So if your datas wrong or when the start date on your data is can massively change what the predicted outcomes are. But because the issue got politicized by Gore you now have the issues and understanding of it by people is fucked. And that's all i will post or reply because a climate debate on here is just going to be some clown show bullshit.
 
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I'll deepthroat a shotgun before I willingly sit through another 20 minutes of "MuH fIgHtInG gAmE nEtCoDe SuCkS"
And the funniest shit is that a lot of them don’t even really suck that much anymore. Guilty Gear Strive has great netcode. Tekken fixed their shit mid to late last year. Soul Calibur works fine. Is he just playing garbage?
 
And the funniest shit is that a lot of them don’t even really suck that much anymore. Guilty Gear Strive has great netcode. Tekken fixed their shit mid to late last year. Soul Calibur works fine. Is he just playing garbage?
It's easier to complain about the netcode and not play and act superior for it than it is to actually play the games.
 
okay fellas, I think complaining about Woolie and Pat complaining about netcode is becoming almost as annoying as Woolie and Pat complaining about netcode at this point

do they even do that? I don't think anyone in the thread still listens to the podcast, so is there a reason we are beating the dead horse about beating the dead horse again?
 
okay fellas, I think complaining about Woolie and Pat complaining about netcode is becoming almost as annoying as Woolie and Pat complaining about netcode at this point

do they even do that? I don't think anyone in the thread still listens to the podcast, so is there a reason we are beating the dead horse about beating the dead horse again?
I think people complaining about people complaining about Pat and Woolie complaining at netcode is retarded.

Now what?
 
I think people complaining about people complaining about Pat and Woolie complaining at netcode is retarded.

Now what?

We engage in high quality posting.

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okay fellas, I think complaining about Woolie and Pat complaining about netcode is becoming almost as annoying as Woolie and Pat complaining about netcode at this point

do they even do that? I don't think anyone in the thread still listens to the podcast, so is there a reason we are beating the dead horse about beating the dead horse again?
Are they even recording the Podcast? Last i heard Woolie was dead because his back hurt and they weren't recording it.
 
Skimmed over the summary made by an autistic guy on the subreddit, it appears no netcode talk this week.
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0:00 THEME OF SLAYER; KOREAN

0:33 Welcome to the castle super Dante is in smash cast~! …. As a mii fighter! Which is worse, assist trophy or mii fighter? Woolie and pat would prefer assist trophy

• 2:27 so the new mii costume fighters were announced. This round, we have lloyd, shantae, dragonborne, and dante. Shantae is a deluxe costume, dante is just mii fighter in a wig

• 4:00 “It's dante from viewtiful joe!”, and the trophy being the actual model

• 5:16 pat: it’d be a lot less worse if they were real characters and didnt look super bad. And miitopia being incredible for mii creation

• 7:14 smash being the oscars

• 9:10 woolie’s expectations that dante could have been believable for a character, and do you think the last character is someone they’ve been saving for or just another byleth?

• 11:01 the idea of the last character being waluigi. But also what if it was goku? Or scorpion?

• 12:02 any obvious nintendo mainstays missing? And pat really wants john halo

• 13:53 pat says shut up about geno. THe idea of amongus, and master chief being in fortnite for the switch

• 14:34 wonder 101 would have worked for a mii costume

• 15:02 why wasnt bomberman made into a character… ?

• 16:31 pat guesses the final character: Detective man from disco elysium

• 17:52 no kirby dont swallow disco man! OH NO

WEEK OF THE BEAST LORDS

WOOLIE

18:44 Woolie moved around his recording setup. Now more officelike! but also… more office like...

• 22:00 not many games account for couch setup play



• 23:03 pat’s battle in playing PC games on a TV

• 23:54 That couch feeling is really important for comfort

• 25:44 the ability to turn one’s face in shock and be harassed by animals

• 26:35 not many of the games woolie plays requires him to be at a desk

• 27:44 but does sitting on a couch destroy your spine still? No.

28:05 finally he started up strive. The character select theme is an instrumental of smell of the game.

• 29:23 checked out the missions. Itsa pretty handy guidebook/tool

• 31:30 how do you feel being assaulted by a gorilla vs. being assaulted by a purpose? TOTSUGEKIIII. Woolie does not expect this level of dominance to last

• 33:32 Sol vs. Ky’s hitboxes and hitboxes in general

• 36:03 the balance with nagoryuki. Learning to block and be patient



• 38:23 nago’s options

• 39:56 the lobbies for private rooms doesnt survive large groups of people

• 41:00 Went through the story mode. No, he is not making a lore video for Strive. The catchup videos are catch up videos for a reason. Making plot hooks and coming up with solutions later

• 44:50 a surprising number of people going “Guilty gear lore is more sane than kingdom hearts.” Pat says the main reason for kingdom hearts’ confusion comes from what they name things



• 48:33 but is it doing that language thing because its doing that thing kojima does…? Pat says no



• 49:20 Guilty gear being insane from the beginning, and kingdom hearts’ enemy factions. LETS TALK ANSEM



• 53:06 so guilty gear has that multiple people with the same name thing. And organization XIII having 15 members



• 54:09 woolie’s poll: Kingdom hearts lore is more confusing

• 55:20 woolie is looking forward to second season epilogues. Wanting to just seethe normal lives of the characters. The KoF slive of life anime idea

• 58:14 checking out the alternate palettes

58:27 Beat onimusha 1. Welcome to the ZAPPING SYSTEM

• 59:49 so how about that devil trigger? And that opening cutscene. The issen systems and this just being a resident evil game

• 1:01:53 Some early game jank and the sequels improving on the mechanics. Especially the issen

• 1:04:35 using issen to do a movie tier slash, and fighting the camera.

• 1:07:36 the dub is perfectly terrible

• 1:08:16 seeing how everyone was carried, and onimusha 3’s voice acting.



• 1:10:49 tekken 5 with their 40 something languages

1:12:43 This week on woolieversus over on twitch, twitter, and youtube, disco elysium resumes. He now knows who owns the car… Walking into a normal home.

• 1:16:27 he’s got errands to do, but now there’s a gap. Fighting games are on saturday, osme salt party maybe, might do onimusha 2.

• 1:17:41 artisan builds are having a discount too!

PAT

1:18:46 Pat played NEO the world ends with you. The style points are maximum

• 1:19:20 the managed to translate the controls to a regular controller

• 1:22:10 first game where it was yelling at pat for being an old man

• 1:23:56 the demo is the first hour or so of the game

1:24:09 he played scarlet nexus. What if astral chain was red?

• 1:25:36 it is ANIMEEEEEEEE. It even has a quest that requires a password from the scarlet nexus anime

• 1:26:50 visually stellar, runs and plays well. Presentation is action levels that throw stuff around

• -1:28:34 You have telekinesis and everyone you hang around with has different psychic-like abilities.



• 1:30:14 anime version of control. And the skill tree expands stuff.

• 1:31:00 2 characters to play with. The story as a visual novel.

• 1:32:39 the story and setting are cool. And the anime OP for it is a licensed song. Game is 30~50 hours long. Better than code vein

• 1:34:50 having a lot of fun with the telekinesis in animations.

• 1:35:48 Anime artstyles and going simpler to save budget, but with this being a video game could the protagonist not look more unique?



• 1:39:21 penny arcade’s multiple face references, a mr. potato head shared by the industry



• 1:40:42 danganronpa’s distinct designs



• 1:41:52 woolie really loves spikes face, the design that drives pat insane: the chin is a pink gradient

• 1:44:28 scarlet nexus is a good game. Woolie wants the hoods up

1:45:30 monster hunter stories 2, and comparing it to monster hunter stories 1. How to emulate it with a phone. Why stories 1 was a disaster in the west: its not a traditional JRPG, its a pokemon clone. Only pat didnt get that.

• 1:49:37 hows the battle system? A rock-paper-scissors like system where the ai auto battles and you can spend MP to force a move

• 1:53:13 you can switch weapons in stories 2. And pat cares about it because he actually cares about the monsters here

• 1:55:30 stories 2 being based off the changes made in rise, and a lot of “oh its the thing”

• 1:57:48 pat finds its a good pokemon clone, comparing it to its contemporaries. The system to get more monsters and SMT-like mechanics

• 2:01:00 the storyline being simple. You vs. the hunters guild

• 2:03:00 pat loves it. And woolie imagines a scenario where in rise a kid pops out of a bush in front of a monster and says NO!

• 2:05:07 monster conservation logistics

2:06:44 Go check out pat over at patstaresat on twitch, twitter, and youtube!

2:07:00 SPONSOR: EXPRESS VPN

2:09:45 SPONSOR 2: BROOKLINEN

2:11:56 SPONSOR 3: STITCH FIX

2:15:29 SPONSOR 4: FRESHLY ft. pat apparently has never looked at an egg

NEWS

2:19:04 Sega wants a sonic Vtuber and an eventual sonic theme park.

• 2:20:34 pat uses amelia as an example of occasional slip ups, and wants sonic with that, except full on nuclear levels of screw up. And playing method tonic.

• 2:22:34 the only way woolie can see this working is if every episode is heavily scripted and someone else looks through chat for approved messages

• 2:24:18 what games would he play?

• 2:26:10 get ready for brand vtuber era.

• 2:28:14 the difference between the usual fast food corporate character and sonic: You’d want to know what sonic would do with in his week

• 2:30:55 Sonic as a personality that talks. Mario not talking much.

• 2:32:58 thoughts on a sega theme park

2:33:36 NEO the world ends with you trailer, Dante in smash, a breakdown of Kazuya. Putting every move on the A button and while rising attacks. Going way beyond for Kazuya

• 2:38:45 pat imagines if they add a virtua fighter character

• 2:39:25 Kazuya will be insane due to all his tools. His rage drive

2:41:16 melty blood type lumina coming september 30th. Pat does not understand the hitbo- Oh, its just kirby porn. Nice going pat. Very funny.

• 2:42:56 the look being basically the same with no change

2:44:16 Phil spencer was asked about killer instinct, they gave a non-commital answer but apparently it is being noticed

• 2:46:51 KI as a matchup learning nightmare

• 2:48:25 if they made a new one, itd be on both PC and xbox with crossplay

2:49:15 Wolfstride, a cool game where you’re a group of 3 building a mech

2:51:11 Beast wars news: Transformers war for cybertron kingdom has the beast crew.

• 2:53:08 Ron perlman cast for transformers: rise of the beasts

• 2:55:02 will dinobot and rattrap kiss? And Airazor and tigatron. Also, relative size

• 2:58:23 the inferno toy

EMAILS

3:00:30 Emails! Send in your emails to castlesuperbeastmail@gmail.com! Woolie gives a PSA that top players should sign up the same as everyone else.

• 3:04:12 Pat’s take on the open tournament and players demanding special privilege. Always rep pakistan.

3:07:57 What's your favorite scrub mentality?

3:13:00 Did you know Disney wanted to stream E3 2018 and only realized halfway through they would need to censor more than half of it?

3:16:27 Do you have a favorite atmosphere change even if it was only for 1 entry?

3:19:30 END OF PODCAST
 
I hope I' m not late on this, but here's Pat comparing Scalping to Warcrimes
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A lot of things are different during armed conflicts, Pat.
I'm assuming this is Pat's sense of "My income depends directly on fast I can spend money on vidya, any chance of me not getting what I want delivered directly to my gamer cube is a chance of me losing everything" coming out.
 
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Jesus Pat, he has videogames, not medicine or some shit the military actually needs. Scalping this shit just makes him a huge asshole, not a war criminal. Bright side, Amazon apparently kicked this kid off after the article went up, so he's gonna get his dues.

I am expecting a follow-up article about some crazy pissed off guy robbing this kid though, like what happened to some other scalper that bragged about his PS5 stash on twitter. People really fucking hate scalpers.
 
I dont remember what disco elysium episode it was (close to 50?) and i forgot to mention here cause the farms kept crashing but there is a sudden cut where woolie explains he and reggie had some hilarious conversation about "bussy" and youtube wasnt ready for it so he had to cut it out. That's the most cursed shit ever.

Also i had some time to kill so i made a woolie lp bingo but i feel like it got too many redundant choices. Criticism are apreciated.

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I hope I' m not late on this, but here's Pat comparing Scalping to Warcrimes
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A lot of things are different during armed conflicts, Pat.
I'm assuming this is Pat's sense of "My income depends directly on fast I can spend money on vidya, any chance of me not getting what I want delivered directly to my gamer cube is a chance of me losing everything" coming out.


>PS5 scalping is just as a bad as war crimes

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Also, pat the hypocrite strikes again! You bought like 5 PS5s "just to make sure", dont pretend you wouldnt be doing this do.

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>if he can scalp a videogame, he would probably grow to be a war criminal

No pat, that's- that's not how logic works. It's like me saying "Since Pat said faggot those times, there is not reason to not believe Pat wouldnt gun down all homos in Canada if he had the opportunity."
 
Scalpers are trash but Pat's being stupid as fuck. That's like saying shoplifting is the same severity as robbery just because they both involve stealing.

Also considering Pat has already done borderline scummy moves to secure consoles, he isn't one to talk about this at all.
 
I've been annoyed a few times that I couldn't get stuff because of scalpers and wish some releases were handled better but what a clown. This guy made a profit like most people should aim to do and now its automatically at the level of "Well he would be an arms dealer given the opportunity".
 
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