The Super Best Friends Super Best Griefing Thread - Matt's a cuck, Liam is a bitch, Pat's a loony and Woolie's Way is now trademarked

  • Woolie is satisfied that his behavior has scared off most of his stalkers in FFXIV. However, Pat has pointed out they are getting haters in game and in the comments.
  • Woolie says that he's playing FFXIV THE WOOLIE WAY™, 👏AND👏 IF👏 YOU👏 DON'T👏 LIKE👏 IT. 👏TOO 👏BAD👏 FOR👏 YOU!
Man they really hate their fans don’t they?


Pat will be doing another 24 streams for pride month
Can he survive a 24 hour stream? Like from what I’ve seen, he’s in very bad health as it is, so a 24 hour stream is a bad idea.
 
  • Woolie is bored with FFXIV, but is willing to continue on. He's hoping there is something eventful on the horizon.
  • Woolie is satisfied that his behavior has scared off most of his stalkers in FFXIV. However, Pat has pointed out they are getting haters in game and in the comments.
  • Woolie says that he's playing FFXIV THE WOOLIE WAY™, 👏AND👏 IF👏 YOU👏 DON'T👏 LIKE👏 IT. 👏TOO 👏BAD👏 FOR👏 YOU!
He isn't even out of the tutorial yet and literally has a chat and a full time Pat hand-holding him the entire way.

The first dungeon had 0 challenge and he isn't going to even have to make a real combat decision for, at his pace, several weeks if not months.

Being mean to trolls is just going have them try and be more invasive instead of just wandering off.
 
I wanted to watch the timestamp of Pat replying to someone asking them why they make fun of mentally ill people and somehow i land on the baby yelling at the background (it's like a guessing game, bet if your random click you get a baby cry), but either way i got there i Pat's reaction to reading the comment was literally

Pat: Pfff hahahahHAAA i just saw somebody say "Why do you guys enjoy making fun of the mentally ill person" THAT'S THE SHOW WE ARE ON! (why is he suddendly yelling??)
[beat]
Pat: I GOT NOT CAREER IF I STOP DOING IT, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOOO! (what a shitty save wow)
{beat]
Woolie: Um, in this particular issue, the person in question did some shitty things besides being mentally well, and they don't seem to have any uh remorse...

Welp that was awkward. Haven't seen pat reveal his powerlevel like this in a while.

I'm sure people here already know that whenever Pat's mask slips he instantly resorts to self depreciation (like the time he called woolie critics mentally then waited a bit and said "like me!") but i wasn't expecting him to legit say "If it was me i would go yo get a load of this" and make it clear that he thinks making fun of retards is hilarious. I mean, it kinda is hilarious but you shouldn't say it out loud. Pat and paige definitely use slurs when no one is around them.

I can't see their faces but i'm going to assume woolie was not happy with Pat completely destroying his polite response and being forced imply the woman was a jerk anyway.

btw this was the woman's response

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I'm afraid she deserves mockery afterall lol
 
Man they really hate their fans don’t they?
It makes me wonder how delusional they really are. Why it's fucking retarded to get pissy over fan interaction in an MMO has been covered, but the attitude in general deserves some closer inspection. They're talking about the ever-dwindling number of people that make their livestyles possible like they're a nuisance. How many fans do they think they have? Does a viewership loss of almost 75% after their initial pissbaby tantrum not strike them as a little worrying? Do the abysmal view counts on Woolie's content even register in his dumbass brain? Is it delusion or arrogance?

Just in general, Woolie especially seems to be in this mindset that his content is just him playing the way he wants, with Reggie barely there to bounce some inane commentary off. He genuinely doesn't seem to think of himself as an entertainer, so naturally he doesn't believe that "being entertaining" is a required component of his product. On the same token, he doesn't seem to regard his viewers as an audience so much as an abstract score that translates into income. But that can't be true, because even a retard like him must be aware on some level that youtube videos and especially streams are supposed to be entertainment, right? And that especially as a streamer, you're playing the audience as much as the game, right? Like, this isn't some highly esoteric knowledge, it's the same as the difference between a band recording an album and a live concert, and surely Woolie is aware of music. Has he ever been to a concert? Does he think bands will just perform quietly, playing whatever the fuck they want, not giving a shit about what setlist makes for a good performance or gets the audience hyped? Does he consider fans cheering or singing along to be parasocial and disruptive creeps?

I'm ranting, but this whole attitude just boggles my fucking mind. I can't wrap my head around how and why someone would do something this simple and obvious this wrong, and then act smug about it. He's been in this business for a decade! Is it just him being so contrarian that he's willing to tank his "career" out of spite?
 
Woolie is playing XIV the way I imagine DSP would play it: near-zero energy while getting hard carried and focusing on the most unimportant things. Maybe he is the real White DSP all along
 
I genuinely think Woolie believes "its just the algorithms". Theres a level that Woolie is self aware how unpopular some of his game choices are he knows when hes playing obscure that there will be no mainstream appeal. But you combine that with a belief the system is rigged against you not to promote your channel it creates a justification in Woolies head for why he does low views. There's nothing wrong with his content the audience that's out there for it just can't find it due to the algo. Its not something he can fix so he just gets to keep going as normal and change nothing.

The craziest thing is Woolie is partially right his content isn't being pushed or promoted but its because of how bad the content is is and how ridiculous his schedule for streaming then uploading is.

I think Woolies the type of guy that after streaming is no longer a viable option Woolies going to be interviewed at a Con or some shit 10 years from now saying "Big tech ended my streaming career they just pushed more AI slop over my channel but i had a good run"
 
For me, identifying as the underdog for the sake of absolving yourself of agency while actively sabotaging your life and career and refusing to course-correct is archetypal cow behavior; and I expect nothing less from the SUPER BEST FRIENDS.
 
Woolie's FFXIV stream experience, 2026 (Colorized)
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"Well Pat, I didn't like FF14.... guess I'll kill myself now."
 
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Pat claims that he loves messing with people like this, but only in IRL encounters. Pat gets negative feedback asking why he "Makes fun of the mentally ill?"
And this is why we're not allowed to have fun anymore. Pat can't even shit on someone unless they're a hecking nazi or something.
Chat is concerned about Reggie visibly rotting on stream. Woolie says he can disappear whenever he wants.
What does that imply? Is Woolie thinking of cutting Reggie loose?
  • Woolie is bored with FFXIV, but is willing to continue on. He's hoping there is something eventful on the horizon.
  • Woolie is satisfied that his behavior has scared off most of his stalkers in FFXIV. However, Pat has pointed out they are getting haters in game and in the comments.
  • Woolie says that he's playing FFXIV THE WOOLIE WAY™, 👏AND👏 IF👏 YOU👏 DON'T👏 LIKE👏 IT. 👏TOO 👏BAD👏 FOR👏 YOU!
"Stalkers" is such a funny word to use for guys on an MMO who are gathering around you. Not shocked that he's doubling down while also insinuating that he doesn't care at all and wants to quit.
  • Pat hates Jujutsu Kaisen because it's fans are spoiler fiends.
  • Woolie considers spoilers on the level of racial slurs.
These are easily the most deranged points in this writeup. You hate the series because the fanbase is shit? Did they talk about JJK at any length or did Pat just shut it down?
 
These are easily the most deranged points in this writeup. You hate the series because the fanbase is shit? Did they talk about JJK at any length or did Pat just shut it down?
I don't know too much about JJK, is there anything to even spoil about it besides the fights and the variety of sexual trauma that the MC goes through? Because thats all people talk about.
Nevermind I'm dumb, I was thinking of Chainsaw Man.
 
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I don't know too much about JJK, is there anything to even spoil about it besides the fights and the variety of sexual trauma that the MC goes through? Because thats all people talk about.
Nevermind I'm dumb, I was thinking of Chainsaw Man.
JJK has even less going on because it's literally just fights. There's barely any story, and the final third (no clue how many chapters it really is, but it felt like half the fucking length) is just a way too long and boring fight against the final boss, during which each character gets a chapter of hype only to get immediately oneshot.
 
Woolie and pat both think they are "professional entertainers" but not out of commitment to the job or professionalism, it's because they are ashamed of admiting otherwise.

Wolie obviously resents and hates his fanbase for laughing at (and with) him for years, but with the channel dead he thinks it was all his charisma and talent that carried the channel and not their funny dynamics and very consistent gameplay schedule. Whatever lack of quality control he does is just "part of the charm" and the reason people watch him, just like the old channel right?

Pat on the other hand is knows that, deep inside, he is useless to society. A man who plays videogames for a living in his pijamas and calls the room his "office". He refuses to call himself a lets player, he is a "podcast show host".

Matt used to say their motto was "promise nothing, deliver less" but i think woolie missed the part where that was supposed to be ironic. Pat knew but he doesn't care anymore. Matt tries but delivers nothing which is argueably worse.

The craziest thing is Woolie is partially right his content isn't being pushed or promoted but its because of how bad the content is is and how ridiculous his schedule for streaming then uploading is.

I think Woolies the type of guy that after streaming is no longer a viable option Woolies going to be interviewed at a Con or some shit 10 years from now saying "Big tech ended my streaming career they just pushed more AI slop over my channel but i had a good run"

Woolie is the type of guy who will upload a video titled [They're bringing BLACKFACE back?!? Lufia 2: Part 118] and it's a 70 minute video where 2 minutes is gameplay, 18 is being stuck in a block puzzle, 37 is menus and 13 minutes is woolie misreading a conversation and escalating it into a blackface joke.

The next day he goes to his podcast complain that youtube algorythm hates him for literally no reason. They must be racist.
 
Caught up on the thread from April onwards. Forgive me for not quoting stuff but I learned some Paige lore in the process and it occurs to me that she is very similar to Anisa Jomha.
Yes, but unfortunately they are still making money hand over fist. So until the gravy train runs out, we are not going to hear embarrassing comments on how Paige had a train ran on her while Pat sat in the closet playing his Nintendo Switch. Also, while wearing a Superman suit.
 
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