UK The sun has set on the British Empire. - A chapter in world history comes to a close.

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BY ANDREW PAUL
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“The sun never sets on the British empire.” Variations on the phrase have been used for more than 200 years to describe the scope and power of the nation and its occupied territories. But from a logistical standpoint, Britain gave up the centuries-long imperial distinction last October, when it reached an agreement to return the Chagos Islands to Mauritius. It was a long time coming for the Chagossians, many of whom have worked for decades to regain control of the island. A joint statement issued between both countries in October vowed the deal helped to “address wrongs of the past and demonstrate the commitment of both parties to support the welfare of Chagossians.”

Technically speaking, however, sunlight continued to shine on at least one portion of British-occupied land for about another six months. The primary holdout? A section of the British Antarctic Territory, including the Pitcairn Islands that experiences perpetual sunlight six months out of the year.

But thanks to cosmic geometry, a major chapter in world history has just now come to a close. As first highlighted last year on Reddit, the spring equinox on March 20 marked the sun’s passage over the celestial equator, kicking off half a year of darkness around the South Pole. And given last year’s deal with Mauritius, this means Thursday night at 10:50 PM EST (2:50 AM on March 21 in London), the sun finally, literally set on the British empire.

It didn’t stay dark for Britain too long, however. About an hour after dusky conditions on the Pitcairn Islands, light began to peek over the horizon roughly 10,000 miles away in Akrotiri and Dhekelia, two non-contiguous British territories located on the island of Cyprus. Meanwhile, Britain is still maintaining a presence at a military base on the Chagos Archipelago’s Diego Garcia island as part of the 2024 agreement.

Britain isn’t the first or last culture with enough global territory to qualify for the “sun never sets” moniker. Similar, solar-based expansionist sentiments date as far back as the Egyptian, Mesopotamian, Persian, and Roman empires. The phrase “the empire on which the sun never sets” was first used in reference to the Spanish empire under the 16th century Hapsburg reign of King Charles I, also known as Charles V of the Holy Roman Empire. Beginning in the 20th century, similar titles were frequently used to describe the United States. If nothing else, empires may rise and fall, but the sun will outlast them all—at least for about another 5 billion years.
 
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Why would they celebrate inheriting a crippled empire? If anything they probably feel like some boomers son watching them drink and party away what was a massive inheritance
Browns don’t think like that. Any L for white people is a W for them. They would have just stayed under British colonial rule if they cared about living a good normal life and not being involved in perpetual civil wars and terror in their own lands.
 
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Notice how this coincided with bong IPs getting blocked by KiwiFlare?
 
Once again, a Charles bungles an empire. Next up George will lose a country. William had better live like Henry before the bill's due.
 
Lets give the channel islands to the Argentinians

No. Fuck every former colony that's still a territory of a 1st world country. If they were worth a damn they'd have proven it by now. The "natives" are filing their complaints using laws, institutions, and technologies imported and maintained by their overlords.

(This includes the Mauritians, the US territories, whatever hellholes the French still have, etc.)
 
Browns don’t think like that. Any L for white people is a W for them. They would have just stayed under British colonial rule if they cared about living a good normal life and not invoked in perpetual civil wars and terror in their own lands.
True saw many of them threaten to leave the uk if halal was banned, as if that were a threat and as if they're oppressed by a colonial power.
 
STILL seething. Go dredge your sunk shitboxes off of the ocean floor, Argie.
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lmao my country gave your Sainsbury's purchased airforce the refiling mid air to carry off you silly 18 hour bomb run that resulted in exactly 1 damaged run way that they patched in 18 hours

ship was outside the exclusion zone, making all members of the "response force" pirates at best or war criminals at worst
 
So the sun's set on the british empire, fitting really, empire's as dark as the average skin colour is nowadays.
 
If the past 200 years of geo-politics were the turns on a multi-player game like Civ, you'd think the Britain player, winning, let his retarded pre-teen son play the rest of his game thinking a win was inevitable while he took a shit and fell asleep on the toilet.

Boatmurdered, a trainwreck passed around between goons once yearly in-game, was better managed than this wad of toilet paper masquerading as a country.
 
Here is the thing: Does anybody care? Nobody took Britain seriously for years, nobody will start now either. Let them rot and suffer, let them be a cautionary tale for others.
 
The only thing in this world that matters is strength, and the UK is willingly castrating itself for no reason....
 
FYI: Diego Garcia was completely uninhabited when it was discovered by white men. The nearest natives were far, far away on different islands.
not the iron clad win you think it might be, Java was settled conclusively over 2 million years ago, we arent super sure how, best guess is large ice sheets allowed the traversal of alot more land that is currently under water but there is equally compelling evidence multiple groups had ocean going sea craft at the same age of time.

Diego Garcia like easter island could have at one point had large thriving civilizations or even be larger land masses that were sundered by earthquakes or vast storms from the ocean
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Red dot is Deigo Garcia
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Diego Garcia is smack dab in the middle of 3 of the largest tectonic plates single meeting point

and just for fun cause im already talking about it
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Check out Easter and the Juan Fernandez plate, dots might start to connect
 
Java was settled conclusively over 2 million years ago
Humans didn't exist 2 million years ago. What are you talking about?

As for Diego Garcia, it's a narrow rocky island. An ancient civilization that died off would have left artifacts everywhere. But there's nothing.
 
Humans didn't exist 2 million years ago. What are you talking about?

As for Diego Garcia, it's a narrow rocky island. An ancient civilization that died off would have left artifacts everywhere. But there's nothing.
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got a book source for your bitch ass, straight from the Studs own personal library, little ditty called "The last two million years" by a quaint underground writing group called Readers Digest

page 12, that first guy is the very first "man", and he evolved over 2 million years ago

Link to check it out if you wanna become more cultural

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map of 2 million year old neanderthal settlements, sorry for neanderthal quality
 
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got a book source for your bitch ass, straight from the Studs own personal library, little ditty called "The last two million years" by a quaint underground writing group called Readers Digest

page 12, that first guy is the very first "man", and he evolved over 2 million years ago

Link to check it out if you wanna become more cultural

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map of 2 million year old neanderthal settlements, sorry for neanderthal quality
LMAO, what kind of cracked out theory are you on about?! No reputable source says humans existed more than 400k years ago. Most are at 300k years. Neanderthals around 400k to 500k years. [sources below]

Good for that guy trying to sell his book on Amazon, though.
PS: slightly upright apes are not anywhere near human. Not even near Neanderthals.

https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/who-were-the-neanderthals.html
https://humanorigins.si.edu/evidence/human-fossils/species/homo-neanderthalensis
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Neanderthal
https://www.livescience.com/archaeology/neanderthals-our-extinct-human-relatives
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/who-were-the-neanderthals
 
Argentina should unironically hire niggers of the sand variety and invade the Falkland islands, what are they going to do about it? They seem to instinctively bend over for you if your skin color is dark enough.
The brits' saving grace against this plan is that Argentinians are good aryans and hate darkies.
 
It's over, just cut all of the cunts heads off like the neighbours do and become a Republic already. This whole situation is pathetic and embarrassing.
 
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