The Shape Store - Welcome to the Shape Store my nigga, how may octagons you got?

[Borax Bozo]

The shape store might have influenced this year's Invisible Networks writing challenge, for what that's worth

https://x.com/ctrlcreep/status/2037209568225140739

 

[TruffleSpark]

Wow turns out the Shape Store was a bubble. It had the fastest rise and fall of a meme I’ve ever seen. I guess meme lifespans have been getting shorter for a while now.

The way it went as quickly and mysteriously as it came just makes it even more of a fever dream.

I swear Chuck Norris facts lasted an entire year, we need to study why meme half lifes have been degrading.

 

[Michael_Jordan_Peterson]

I swear Chuck Norris facts lasted an entire year, we need to study why meme half lifes have been degrading.

If you go to the Barrens theyre still around today.

 

[Agares]

Still the best underground meme of 2026.

 

[Niggerphobe]

Ver archivo adjunto 8659413
Welcome to Shape Shack, how may I take your order?

Can a nigga borrow a fry

 

[Agares]

Ver archivo adjunto 8659413
Welcome to Shape Shack, how may I take your order?

Do you Shape Shack niggas take EBT?

 

[Red Dragon]

Still the best underground meme of 2026.

10x better than the mascot/backrooms shit.

 

[Vertigo]

This isn't AI. It has the vibe of the shape store. Everybody needs this kind of whimsy.

1:50

 

[The Gay Oboma Creature]

The Shape Store is clear proof that AI-generated art can be art. The "Black Afterlife" copypasta is funny, but not just as a silly edgy ironic overanalysis. The guy just wrote out the video's subtext.

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

I need sum dem non-euchlidean type shits, feel me my nigga?

 

[Big Nasty]

This isn't AI. It has the vibe of the shape store. Everybody needs this kind of whimsy.
1.mp4

"Master of Sparks" by ZZ Top comes to mind.

 

[The Lawgiver]

This isn't AI. It has the vibe of the shape store. Everybody needs this kind of whimsy.
1.mp4

this is the kind of thing you get with shape store premium pass

 

[Enig]

Aight my niggas got be honest here, if I go there n get a septagon to put on my RAZR to cool that shit down when I got bird game 3 open (bc that shits doin next gen J2ME gaming this aint basic java no more) are the theatrics gon be pristine or is that just gon be calmed down bc its daytime hours, like do they got that nonagon carousel goin durin daytime or do they got a night schedule on that shit, I am lackin septagons here my J2ME framerate is droppin esp after usin the itunes mode I gotta play somethin bc myUnc aint out on PS3 yet

 

[The Lawgiver]

Aight my niggas got be honest here, if I go there n get a septagon to put on my RAZR to cool that shit down when I got bird game 3 open (bc that shits doin next gen J2ME gaming this aint basic java no more) are the theatrics gon be pristine or is that just gon be calmed down bc its daytime hours, like do they got that nonagon carousel goin durin daytime or do they got a night schedule on that shit, I am lackin septagons here my J2ME framerate is droppin esp after usin the itunes mode I gotta play somethin bc myUnc aint out on PS3 yet

try a decahedron man

 

[spacko]

0:10

0:10

0:08

0:10

0:10

0:10

0:10

 

[Unintelligence Score]

snaptik_7610978681288248590_v3.mp4


snaptik_7611588714908617998_v3.mp4

snaptik_7612722392195960078_v3.mp4



snaptik_7612930643969707277_v3.mp4


snaptik_7613103612507540767_v3.mp4


snaptik_7613322002589420830_v3.mp4

snaptik_7613467388968848670_v3.mp4

I like the detail in the last one where the guy is standing too close to the spinning guys and gets bumped into the face and just drops while everyone else completely ignores him. I almost missed it and only noticed when I was watching the video the 3rd time trying to spot the moment the frame the spinning guys are holding on morph into something else.

 

[Agares]

This isn't AI. It has the vibe of the shape store. Everybody needs this kind of whimsy.
1.mp4

Y'all niggas don't even drive an annulus. My circle be hollow while you broke ass niggas drive around in full circles with no rims. The Shape dealership don't want you broke ass!

 

[SandyCat]

Any y'all niggas got any dem haunted shapes? You know like a scary rhombus mang. The ones that go woOooOOo nigga. Hook me up 'cuh

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Wow turns out the Shape Store was a bubble. It had the fastest rise and fall of a meme I’ve ever seen. I guess meme lifespans have been getting shorter for a while now.

The way it went as quickly and mysteriously as it came just makes it even more of a fever dream.

I think blacks and white liberals realized it was implying negative things about black consumerism.

 

[The Gay Oboma Creature]

The shape store might have influenced this year's Invisible Networks writing challenge, for what that's worth
https://x.com/ctrlcreep/status/2037209568225140739

Seems like it only has 78 likes. Is this a big thing?

I think blacks and white liberals realized it was implying negative things about black consumerism.

I don't think so. The former don't realize anything and don't really care, and aren't really part of the leading edge of the zeitgeist besides. The latter are culturally impotent beyond churning out netflix slop series that are all really the same show about a middle-aged woman resisting Drumpf (or space-Drumpf, or Hitler-Drumpf, or corporate-Drumpf).

It hit big and then there was a slow fade down to the people who it most resonated with in the following weeks. Has any tiktok meme fared differently?